Wednesday, July 23, 2008

TUBIFEX WORMS

Back Back Back.
The hiatus had Amandaville BUSAYE.
Heres some of the cool things that happened which i might feel like talking about. Feel like.

Its all about the FEELING baby.

1. Ace The Sexy
2. Heath Ledger's legacy
3. Sex Talk- part 2
4. The Malilut- A Bigger Husky
5. MingTing's awakening
6. Ryan And My Dream
7. Northview Sec Invest
8. And their Earnest President
9. Tubifex Worms
(HAHAHAWAHAHAHWHEEHOO. DONT THE WORD JUST CRACK YOU UP? I MEAN COME ON, TUBIFEX!! HAHAHAH.

I have a buddy Joel who looks like one. Like FOR REAL NUTS MAN. He LOOKS LIKE A TUBIFEX WORM. I seriously cant look at him. Hes so squggily and skinny and white, everytime i look at him i go in hysterics. HAHAHAHAAH. Hes the kinda boy whose look screams 'look at me im weetarded!' And he's funny shit, that guy. HA. Tubifex.)

So on to Ace, my new found love. He is, in fact, the most gorgeous, most dazzling, exquisite piece of malehood i have seen in a long time. HES GORGEOUS I TELL YOU.

The girls AND (get this) the boys, and the men, and the kids and the old fuzziliey grannieos turned their heads to stare at his glorified self. It was awesome to walk with him.

Ace, Ace, i love him so much. If only he didnt STINK LIKE WET MOUDLY SOCKS AND SHED FUR EVERYWHERE. I think if he didnt, and he could bathe himself, i would marry him.

As it is, it would be too hard for my nose. A ADONIS MALIMUT! WHO WALKED DOWN HPARK WITH HIS (temporary) OWNER, THE SEXY HELEN OF TROY AMANDAVILLE VERSION.

Gee.
The Spastic Looking Joker Who Is Heath (May god bless your soul, even though you acted in a gay movie) will have to wait until after i memorize the factors of the volume of water in a river . (LIKE DAMMIT WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT AFFECTS THE VOLUME OF WATER IN A RIVER. WE DONT EVEN HAVE EM' IN PUNY LITTLE SINGAPORE, AND ITS NOT LIKE I WANNA BECOME A RIVER ENGINEER OR SOME HYDROLYIST OR SOME OTHER WHATNOT JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE MORE INTERESTING TO PUT INTO THE GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK DOESNT MEAN WE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO LEARNING POINTLESS STUFF WHICH WE WOULS FORGET IN 2 YEARS AND NEVER EVER USE AGAIN)

Yeah, im s little put out that i cant absorb anymore about those darn Rivers.

Hahah, its a pun!

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