Sunday, July 27, 2008

BON JOUR, FRENCH PEOPLE

There were French people in our condo today.
FRENCH, FRENCH!

I mean, seriously.
How can you resist French people?! So can you blame us (namely me, Bels, Val and Mdah) for yelling like overexcited schoolgirls (which i now realise we were) and running out of the car to catch a glimse of them?

It was a HORDE of them! (Hey look, im resisting the urge to say 'SEXY horde' Its hard.) A horde of blonde French teenagers who looked like they stepped out of some French style OC movie!

THEN we saw AntXXX with them.
ANTXXX XXX XXX XXXX!!
(Yeah her name is in Xes to protect her from anyone who wants to find her to check out the French people. USERS! I WILL PROTECT MY AnXXXX)

GOOD GRIEF I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK. I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO RGS AND TAKEN UP FRENCH DARN IT!

So then we saw them, squealed and waved to AnXXXX.


Sigh, then they climbed up the stairs in their gorgeousness. Looking down from the balcony when i got upstairs, i saw THE FRENCH PEOPLE swimming! THEY WERE LIKE STRIPPING DOWN TO THEIR BIKINIS and the BOYS DOWN TO THEIR SEXY BOARD SHORTS.

Then the guys tried pushing all the girls in, and it was the weirdest thing to watch! BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE A MOVIE! The way everyone was so goodlooking and the gorgeous boy was splashing all the goegeous girls, and they looks liked they were having SO DAMN MUCH FUN.

Not that i was watching them.

BUT SEE WHAT STEROTYPES WE PEOPLE HAVE IN OUR SHALLOW HEADS?! We think all blondes in pools=Baywatch. AND DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WOULD STARE DOWN THEIR BALCONIES IF A BUNCH OF LOSER-SINGAPOREANS WERE SPLASHING IN THE POOL?

Nah, we'd shout SHUT UP down, and be all disgusted.

BUT WHEN FRENCH PEOPLE SPLASH AROUND, they flick the water which glints in the sunlights, their sweat falls to the ground in slow motion, their long unblemished, surreal limbs move around in a celestial manner. They wave their golden heads in the sun, flashing their splendidly worked out bodies.

Gee.
ITS SO COOL.

Not that id ever want to be French tho. (Of course, this does not mean i do not want to MARRY a French. That was just be stupid. In fact i would WANT to marry a French. Very much. VERY VERY much. VERY VERY VERY much.
But then again, who am i to challenge God if he wants me to marry someone else. Its all up to Him. Whichever guy im gonna get, i'll love him forever AND EVER AMEN.

Even when we're old and saggy and gross.

And i mean it.)


SO ANYWAY.
I went to Drama Night at ASCI and damn it was THE BOMB. Seriously. The acting for the last show was AWESOME SHIT. It really was. THE CHINAMAN WAS SO FUNNY I NEARLY PEED IN MY PANTS WATCHING HIM SAY "okay".

MAN HE WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. I WANNA MEET HIM SO BAD! He should sell the voice, he really should. He can kill people with it, i laughed so hard i cried.

The RIsian in front of me were really pissed off with my laughter. HELLO it not like i can control it, JERKS (altho there was a very awesome looki... ah forget it. Im not gonna give anyone a reason for thinking im boy crazy, cause i am NOT.

HELLO, its not normal if you dont SEE good looking guys. Its not normal if they pass you and you dont register that they are above average. ITS OKAY TO THINK THAT THEY ARE VERY MUCH MALE-ISH. SO. Anyone who thinks they can look at hot guys and think, 'hes not hot la, i am not going to think he is hot, because i am blind, and i have no female hormones which are raging to tell me that he LOOKS good,' is obviously a liar.

THINKING THAT HOT GUYS ARE HOT IS NOT BEING BOY CRAZY.

However liking them merely because of their awestriking looks is not good. Yeah yeah, that much i know.

Admire from afar.
Dont anyhow go talk to them la.
-Amandas Eye Candy Motto

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