Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Oh Boy

Yknow, sometimes i wonder why people always say OH BOY, then something something something.

Why dont they say oh girl?

Instead of 'Oh boy, i shouldnt have done that', it'll be 'oh GIRL i shouldnt have dont that.' Except, Oh Girl sounds strangely suggestive.
Oh girl, oh girl.

WHY AM I BEING SO RANDOM? I DONT KNOW.
SAVE ME.

Omg, my brother is watching Dexters Labotory and someone keeps yelling UNDERPANTS over and over again.

Like UNDERPANTS UNDERPANTS UNDERPANTS UNDERPANTS UNDERPANTS UNDERPANT. UNDERRRRPANTSSSS!
(Yes yes we get it)

If he doesnt stop, im gonna throw something. WHAT KIND OF SHOWS ARE THEY LETTING SMALL IMPRESSIONALBLE CHILDREN AT THIS AGE WATCH?!

I hate Dexter. And his cursed underpants.

Im was crying like a baby just now, because i was reading a chinese romance book. YES A CHINESE ROMANCE BOOK.

(OH MAN, JOSH FROM DRAKE AND JOSH JUST SAID UNDERPANTS TOO. WHAT IS IT WITH UNDERPANTS TODAY?!?! Hey, why is my brother watching Drake and Josh?!)

Aw crap, chinese romances are really not that bad, yknow? Except the story lines are SO DARN PREDICTABLE they are like those 7oclock dramas on channel 8.

ALL THE SAME.
Pretty girl, pretty boy, extra boy (or girl). Fight fight fight, cry cry cry, pretty boy and girl get together. Extra boy (or girl) either dies or finds someone new. I dont know why i bother.

WHY DO I BOTHER?!
Gosh, i dont know why i read these stuff but i do. Its the PULL of it? Who knows?! I musnt be so shallow, NONONO. No more silly romances.

But anyway, i cried like someone just died, so hard i was HEAVING! I WAS HEEEAVING. Its so gross i feel like dying. WHY DO I DO THESE SORTS OF THINGS.

Just because the boy died (i think. its hard to understand, cause ITS ALL IN CHINESE. i can make out the parts where he goes to the hospital but after that, they lost me. I think he died in the end cause all the 'memories' were flashed.) i cried. I CRIED OVER SOME CHINESE ROMANCE.

Im disgusted with you, Amanda.

AND MINGTINGS ALL WELL, ALMOST.
Love.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

BON JOUR, FRENCH PEOPLE

There were French people in our condo today.
FRENCH, FRENCH!

I mean, seriously.
How can you resist French people?! So can you blame us (namely me, Bels, Val and Mdah) for yelling like overexcited schoolgirls (which i now realise we were) and running out of the car to catch a glimse of them?

It was a HORDE of them! (Hey look, im resisting the urge to say 'SEXY horde' Its hard.) A horde of blonde French teenagers who looked like they stepped out of some French style OC movie!

THEN we saw AntXXX with them.
ANTXXX XXX XXX XXXX!!
(Yeah her name is in Xes to protect her from anyone who wants to find her to check out the French people. USERS! I WILL PROTECT MY AnXXXX)

GOOD GRIEF I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK. I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO RGS AND TAKEN UP FRENCH DARN IT!

So then we saw them, squealed and waved to AnXXXX.


Sigh, then they climbed up the stairs in their gorgeousness. Looking down from the balcony when i got upstairs, i saw THE FRENCH PEOPLE swimming! THEY WERE LIKE STRIPPING DOWN TO THEIR BIKINIS and the BOYS DOWN TO THEIR SEXY BOARD SHORTS.

Then the guys tried pushing all the girls in, and it was the weirdest thing to watch! BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE A MOVIE! The way everyone was so goodlooking and the gorgeous boy was splashing all the goegeous girls, and they looks liked they were having SO DAMN MUCH FUN.

Not that i was watching them.

BUT SEE WHAT STEROTYPES WE PEOPLE HAVE IN OUR SHALLOW HEADS?! We think all blondes in pools=Baywatch. AND DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WOULD STARE DOWN THEIR BALCONIES IF A BUNCH OF LOSER-SINGAPOREANS WERE SPLASHING IN THE POOL?

Nah, we'd shout SHUT UP down, and be all disgusted.

BUT WHEN FRENCH PEOPLE SPLASH AROUND, they flick the water which glints in the sunlights, their sweat falls to the ground in slow motion, their long unblemished, surreal limbs move around in a celestial manner. They wave their golden heads in the sun, flashing their splendidly worked out bodies.

Gee.
ITS SO COOL.

Not that id ever want to be French tho. (Of course, this does not mean i do not want to MARRY a French. That was just be stupid. In fact i would WANT to marry a French. Very much. VERY VERY much. VERY VERY VERY much.
But then again, who am i to challenge God if he wants me to marry someone else. Its all up to Him. Whichever guy im gonna get, i'll love him forever AND EVER AMEN.

Even when we're old and saggy and gross.

And i mean it.)


SO ANYWAY.
I went to Drama Night at ASCI and damn it was THE BOMB. Seriously. The acting for the last show was AWESOME SHIT. It really was. THE CHINAMAN WAS SO FUNNY I NEARLY PEED IN MY PANTS WATCHING HIM SAY "okay".

MAN HE WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. I WANNA MEET HIM SO BAD! He should sell the voice, he really should. He can kill people with it, i laughed so hard i cried.

The RIsian in front of me were really pissed off with my laughter. HELLO it not like i can control it, JERKS (altho there was a very awesome looki... ah forget it. Im not gonna give anyone a reason for thinking im boy crazy, cause i am NOT.

HELLO, its not normal if you dont SEE good looking guys. Its not normal if they pass you and you dont register that they are above average. ITS OKAY TO THINK THAT THEY ARE VERY MUCH MALE-ISH. SO. Anyone who thinks they can look at hot guys and think, 'hes not hot la, i am not going to think he is hot, because i am blind, and i have no female hormones which are raging to tell me that he LOOKS good,' is obviously a liar.

THINKING THAT HOT GUYS ARE HOT IS NOT BEING BOY CRAZY.

However liking them merely because of their awestriking looks is not good. Yeah yeah, that much i know.

Admire from afar.
Dont anyhow go talk to them la.
-Amandas Eye Candy Motto

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

TUBIFEX WORMS

Back Back Back.
The hiatus had Amandaville BUSAYE.
Heres some of the cool things that happened which i might feel like talking about. Feel like.

Its all about the FEELING baby.

1. Ace The Sexy
2. Heath Ledger's legacy
3. Sex Talk- part 2
4. The Malilut- A Bigger Husky
5. MingTing's awakening
6. Ryan And My Dream
7. Northview Sec Invest
8. And their Earnest President
9. Tubifex Worms
(HAHAHAWAHAHAHWHEEHOO. DONT THE WORD JUST CRACK YOU UP? I MEAN COME ON, TUBIFEX!! HAHAHAH.

I have a buddy Joel who looks like one. Like FOR REAL NUTS MAN. He LOOKS LIKE A TUBIFEX WORM. I seriously cant look at him. Hes so squggily and skinny and white, everytime i look at him i go in hysterics. HAHAHAHAAH. Hes the kinda boy whose look screams 'look at me im weetarded!' And he's funny shit, that guy. HA. Tubifex.)

So on to Ace, my new found love. He is, in fact, the most gorgeous, most dazzling, exquisite piece of malehood i have seen in a long time. HES GORGEOUS I TELL YOU.

The girls AND (get this) the boys, and the men, and the kids and the old fuzziliey grannieos turned their heads to stare at his glorified self. It was awesome to walk with him.

Ace, Ace, i love him so much. If only he didnt STINK LIKE WET MOUDLY SOCKS AND SHED FUR EVERYWHERE. I think if he didnt, and he could bathe himself, i would marry him.

As it is, it would be too hard for my nose. A ADONIS MALIMUT! WHO WALKED DOWN HPARK WITH HIS (temporary) OWNER, THE SEXY HELEN OF TROY AMANDAVILLE VERSION.

Gee.
The Spastic Looking Joker Who Is Heath (May god bless your soul, even though you acted in a gay movie) will have to wait until after i memorize the factors of the volume of water in a river . (LIKE DAMMIT WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT AFFECTS THE VOLUME OF WATER IN A RIVER. WE DONT EVEN HAVE EM' IN PUNY LITTLE SINGAPORE, AND ITS NOT LIKE I WANNA BECOME A RIVER ENGINEER OR SOME HYDROLYIST OR SOME OTHER WHATNOT JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE MORE INTERESTING TO PUT INTO THE GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK DOESNT MEAN WE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO LEARNING POINTLESS STUFF WHICH WE WOULS FORGET IN 2 YEARS AND NEVER EVER USE AGAIN)

Yeah, im s little put out that i cant absorb anymore about those darn Rivers.

Hahah, its a pun!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Im Yours.

Gee.
Is such a beautifully strange thing to say. So selfless and self degratory and unconditional.

For my wedding on the beach, the theme song is gonna be Im Yours by Jason Mraz (the man who sings the sexiest songs).



FYI
JO JONAS IS HILARIOUSLY CRAZY. WHICH MAKES HIM THE HOTTEST BOY IVE SEEN.

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our godforsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

Its the kind of music you just want to relish in, the peaceful, happy beach kind. Not the kind that keeps playing over and over in your head ie APPLE BOTTOM JEANS / KIP BLEEDIN' or the kind that gives you a headache if you blast it in your ears too long.

Its the country music sorta sound, with a pristine, pure feeling. ITS GORGEOUS. I love it. No effs, no curses, no gross sounding screeches. Man, its the Oldies Retold. Aweesome.


BY THE WAY.
If any of you know how to make a moon satellite which you can communicate with, tell me. I'll join your team as supervisor (who can sing songs to entertain and occasionally buy food if you're hungry ). 9 people max, we'll spilt the prize money equally.

I MEAN CMON GUYS, ITS 20MIL.
SOMEONE JUST BUILD A FRIGGIN MOON MACHINE ALREADY.


Oh, and comp by the way, was the awesomest shit ever.

I think i am by far the luckiest girl in this planet AND SOME. If you get to race with your best buddies (Fioona, Nez, Yinglin, Dorc) and WIN, its europhic.

It was the MOST MAGNIFICENT, AREDENLINE PUMPING, AWESOMEST FEELING EVER. I was on a permanant HIGH that night. It was crazy greatness.

It was better than ecstacy! (Not that ive tried it, its just that no other words can describe that night's brilliantness.)

It was 4by1 then 4by4, and even the second for 4 by 1 didnt spoil our mood because EVERYONE THOUGHT WE WERE FIRST ANYWAY. We are first in our hearts.

The 2 tubes of CHOCOLATE energy bars that sustained me thru the next 4 by 400 race 45 mins after the 4 by 1oo race wore off, and after the celebration, (which included me and Inez cartwheeling unglamourously around on the Choa Chu Kang track while her parents videoed, and me and Loo running off to find a UBER GORGEOUS boy who looked like Utt cum Jo Jonas -we couldnt find him-)

i felt like a ton of bricks.

It was a crappy feeling, but i managed to stay awake to flash the medals at my parents and grandfather, who promptly asked "wheres the cup?"

Talk about tactless.

Need to do Geoggy mindmap now! Tho i dont know why i bother, Mrs Sher keeps telling everyone they look like tree branches.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

WE WON!

(zzzz)

Sunday, July 13, 2008

LIFE IS FRAGILE

Today is one of the scariest days ever. (Probably in my whole life, but then again there was that day i was gonna drown, and that other day where i was going for my nose-op, and that other day where i had to go see Ms Lim.)

Today, one of my friends got hit down by a car.

Her, her mom and her little sister.

The scariest thing was they were all going to the same place as us, and we SAW the holdup, and SAW an accident when we were on our way there, but WE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THEM.

Reality hits fast and hard, yknow?
Its unbelievably scary.

Yknow ive crossed that road a hundred times, and today, my friend gets hit. Its possibly the scariest, most sudden thing ever, especially when it happens to your loved ones.

Shes in ICU now, so we're all praying like mad.

SO PLEASE DEAR LORD, SAVE HER. AND THANK YOU, DEAR LORD, FOR SAVING HER MOM FROM HITTING HER HEAD BY LANDING ON THE BIBLE IN HER BAG INSTEAD OF THE HARD ROAD. IT ID TRULY A MIRACLE ONLY YOU CAN PERFORM.

How great you are, dear Lord.

And life, is fragile, yknow?
For all you know, we could be gone in the next second!

Some madman could come in brandishing a gun and shoot our whole family right NOW. I could be dead in a blink of an eye. Like -blink-

So i think i need to start getting my priorities straight. Death can come anytime, and frankly i dont mind that. In fact, im not afraid. I dont need to be remembered (altho, that would be nice) but i would want to have made an impact here on earth, yknow?

Perhaps change someones life?
Or maybe listen to one of those unappreciated buskers at the roadside?

Most of all, i want to let people know about God, so their lives will be filled with happiness and meaning too.

Of course, i want to meet a great guy and have little kiddies and move to the countryside or go to the beach and do skyboardin, or learn surfing, and play Ballade Pour Adeline on the piano, and have sex with my cute HUSBAND (yes, no pre-marital sex. Ha, that much i learnt today. I wanted to tell you about the 5 hour Sexuality Talk we had today, but the moods kinda evaporated. BLEH.) BUT THIS IS ALL SECONDARY.

I think if i die knowing i've changed anothers life, i wouldnt have lived in vain.

GOD IS GOOD!

And pray for my friend, Ming Ting please.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

ALOHA.

Technically, im supposed to be studying for my math test and my lit test (HAHAH, which im missing. Hit me, baby!) tomorrow. Operative word being technically.

Because of my will, which is about as tough as a peice of melted jelly right now, i am reading again.

READING AGAIN!

I dont believe it. I have to stop my greedy prying fingers away from the book! (Im currently reading The Family Trade. Which is about as good as it sounds) I think i'll burn my library card and make a new one after my O'Levs. I dunno if the librarians actually check your blog to make sure you dont burn your old library cards.

If they do, then i'll close this down for a while.

It seriously is the ONLY way i'll come even a meter close to one of those dusty untouched chinese books, then achieve my dream. Its embarrasing, my dream, so i wont say it.

(People think i dont get embarrassed. That is SUCH a STRANGE thing to think. YOU THINK I WASNT EMBARRASSED TODAY WHEN I WAS STRANDED ON STAGE FOR 2 FRIKIN MINUTES WITH GROSS FACE PAINT ON AND BRANDISHING A BROKEN BROOM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL??!! With the teachers, AND our VP?)

Waseh, best, people tell me "Eh Amanda, i thought you dont get embarrassed"

Its crazy i tell you. ME, the girl who closes her book in embarrassment for the male lead who is about to be rejected! People think i can go on stage and do stupid things without mustering up any courage.

Crap i tell you.
Im not the stage-loving kind.

Any kind of 'attention gathering' sorta thing i do gives me shivers before it, and adreneline rushes after. And im a adreneline junkie, but not this kind! I like the speeding down the slope on a bike or flying fox kind.


So anyway, i think Wan has a good chance of winning this campaign. But for selfish reasons (something to do with her being Track Cap) i wont be too sad if she dont.

I mean seriously, i gave up my dignity for her! SEE HOW MUCH A LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY WOMAN.

Comp yesterday was CRAZY fun. Met Emaini-o again. Great to see her again, i tell you. Shes still as weird as ever, and her brothers like a CARBON COPY. He even does the weird stretching thing she always does.

HA, Emain, i know all your secrets! MUAHAHAHAHA.



Time check.
Conscience check. (Oh shit cant find it. OMG hahaha, i remember when Dory said Are You My Conscience? DAMN, that was the funniest shite ever)

Okay now its prickling.

Bleuh. Off to mathamathties land, my Amandavillians!

Sunday, July 06, 2008

I HAVE AN IDEA.

People should install music in books. So at the exciting parts there'll be like, DADUM DADUM DADUM DADUM DADUM BAMDUM. (Like in Jaws or Pirates of the Carrebiean), and at the end, or sappy moment, some sad song like Leavin' by Jesse (Oh wait, thats a gross, sexed up song) to induce tears.

And then at the happy moments, a happy, silly song, like Accidentally in Love, or That Thing You Do (gosh i love that song. Go The Wonders!)

Then at the scariest part, maybe the sound will suddenly stop and go BAM and you'll be so shocked you pee in your pants. I mean how exciting is that!

HAHAHAHAHA.
Omg, its the funniest shit ever, i can see it already.


So ANYWAY.
I think my idea could sell!
HA. I should like patent it already, if im not too lazy. But then again, my theory is that, books should be kept pure and untouched, right? Its simplicity of words alone is what makes it so enjoyable.

The beauty of literature should be straighforward and should not be marred by our evolving world and its technologies that have made our world screwy. (yeah yeah im being subjective here, but come on- objectivity is for graded assesments, not egoistical, mindless, ramdom opinions.)

BUT THEN AGAIN, IF IT SELLS, WHO CARES.


And i also think Siemens is a very wrong-ish sounding name. I see it EVERY SINGLE DAY when i pick up my phone and i still cant get over it. Call me immature but COME ON, SIEMENS?

In 3000.
"Hey mom, i think we should buy the Pienises computer and the Briests phone."

Oh my, im getting abit out of hand, here. HAHAHA.

So well, if you ever see a singing book, remember, you saw it here first, at AMANDAVILLE.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Wanying Way

Thats webdings, up there. ITS SO FUNNY I KEEP LAUGHING EVERY TIME A LOOK AT IT.

WAHAHAHAHA.

I have a Bio test tomorrow.
I have 100m heats tomorrow.

Gosh, i pray so hard i will get into the semi finals.

But i'be kinda reached a state of contentment. If i have done my bestest and my bestest is all i can go, im not gonna sit around feeling sorry for my crappy, un-runnable self and get up again and do what i do best.

Contentment, irrevocably leads to BLISS and SATISFACTION.

Which actually is kinda cool, since even though you didnt win, but know youd put in your all is better than winning but feeling all guilty and crap-shitsie.

OMG.
I have to sleep. I have a new jersey! HOORAY.