Thursday, May 22, 2008

AMKsians INVESTITURE
(and by the way my sexy COOK owns. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH! down with Simon, DOWN! Your opinion is NOTHING.

Ha. My sister is cursing America for their SUCKY taste.

She and Simon should get married or something.)

Okay i admit, I HESITATED.
Wait screw that, i outrightly refused. And i begged for a change in school. Come on, i wanted to badly to go to ACSI's investiture but then everyone was fighting to go there. (come on, their school is loaded to the brim with testosterone, i mean they have way cool decor.)



BUT THEN AFTER THE WHOLE THING, I WOULDNT HAVE MISEED THIER INVESTITURE FOR ANYTHING! (unless ACSI were gonna have another investiture)

For all im worth, AMK sec, you impressed me.
Truly.

Not that im very hard to impress, of course. Im easily excited, to tell truth.
Not that thats the point of course.


Me and Yinglin caught a bus from my backgate and then we missed 2 BUSES because YINGLIN WAS SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWW. I tell you, Yinglin is abit crazy. I told her that it was ALL HER FAULT and she had no self remorse at all.

That girl is a little bit siao.


So after that, we caught the 3rd bus, and by time we were READY, wallets out and arms outstretched looking like overly eager, overdressed tourists. Bah. Then we couldn't find the school, it was hidden behind all those HDBs so we walked through piles and piles of flats and got horrible blisters.

Cord shoes hurts like crap. They should all be burnt i tell you. My blisters are so disgustingly big, i dont even dare to pop them in case i cause the next tsunami or something.


Thus, we ended up at AMK sec hot, sweaty, TOTALLY UNGLAM, and feeling out of sorts, and inadequate. Hey we were supposed to be ambassadors of ST NICHOLAS GIRLS, (i was so disoriented that i spelled our school name wrong on their book. embarrassing!!!)

We hardly looked like the composed, suave StNick's ambassadors we were supposed to be.


Poor Yinglin was so embarrassed she decided to go to the toilet to freshen herself up. Placing our bags and coats on the second row of chairs, we clomped our way, somewhat painfully to the toilet.

I tell you, the way they placed the chairs for the other school's guest was downright inappropriate. One had to walk, ACROSS THE WHOLE DARN LEVEL, THROUGH the throngs of AMKsians and only after cutting through the red carpet, could we run out of the hall in relief.

(You know that feeling where you think everyone is watching you? SCREW THE THINK, I TELL YOU. Everyone WAS watching us)

Adding to that, me and Yinglin looked like we had just run a marathon and were sweating like pigs. And the shoes were KILLING me. Literally. I had to get to the toilet to take them off. Thus i broke into a run, only to

TRIP OVER THE STUPID RED CARPET IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE AMK SEC SCHOOL.

Which really, is probably the most horrible, mortifying thing that can EVER happen to you, when you are supposed to be calm, composed and poised. Tripping and falling almost on your face when you are wearing a councilor vest is NOT A GOOD THING.

At all.

To my chagrin some lady started to go "Hey girl, dont run! you okay anot? careful, careful!"


I couldnt face all of these.
SO I RAN FASTER,

ONLY TO TRIP AGAIN!





Nah im kidding.
Had i tripped again i wouldnt be here typing this. I would have ran out of the hall and hid under a paperbag all my life, only coming out for meals.


We made it to the toilet, all dignity STRIPPED.
And went back for the investiture hoping everyone had forgotten about our little incident.

Alas, the best was yet to come.

After we had settled down, and placed out hands neatly on your skirts, THE COUNCILORS OF AMK MARCHED IN. Which would all have been good, if they had not been SHOOTING US FUNNY LOOKS.

Yes, sadly, we were in their seats.
AND NO ONE HAD TOLD US THE FIRST 2 ROWS WERE RESERVED!!!! Shame upon shame, we were hurriedly ushered out of our seats, a mighty spectacle, half way through the march. Bags, and plastic bag all, we stood up looking a tad bit crazy, and tried to discreetly move to the seats behind.



Gosh.
What a day.

The tea reception was awesome, this hot guy got us food. Too bad he was only sec 2, he was really sweet and wide-eyed cutie. Yinglin said he was "okay lah". HA. SHE HAS NO TASTE AT ALL.

Then this ex tv-star who always acts on kids central and chinese dramas brought us around the school, and he was SO FUNNY AND NICE. (He's sec 3 too, called Yang Xing, i think. I know its SOMETHING Xing. Gosh, i keep forgetting)

He kept telling us dumb stuff like "the toilet is haunted" and hes oozing leadership, cause he keeps starting trends in their school, like the cafeteria style canteen. He was awesome.

And then we got degraded to "new girls" cause one of ____Xing's friend went "Eh ____Xing, new girls ah. Somemore got 2 ah. Ahhiyo you scandalous boy." Which ____Xing promptly ignored.

-Sigh-

What a man.

Then we met Yongbang, or Yong BANG (goes the gun), and we asked him why his number on the Investiture Invitation had ONLY 7 NUMBERS.

To which he replied "No wonder no one replied"

I was in fits, i tell you FITS. He was so amusing.


It was crazy fun.
Thanks ____ Xing for bringing us around! You seriously speak really well.

WHEEE. Gosh, imma go eat dinner.
Starving.




GO COOK GO!
You sexy man.

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