Thursday, May 29, 2008

GUYS LOOK HOT IN SLEEVELESS SHIRTS

Gosh, i have a whole load of things to say, so many that ive forgotten most of them. Wait-em, i'll list them out.

1. Time

2. Cute Japanese Boy

3. Cute Japanese Boy and Cousin/Friend

4. We Saw Chicks Hatch

5. Jing yi and Sarah's brothers are hot

6. The Science Center is a Awesome place

7. Schools Out

8. My brother is gonna be hot next time (because he is a swimmer and swimmers will have nice bodies when they are older)

81/2. My brother cried when he read 'The Giving Tree'

9. Im so glad i have childhood friends.

10. Even gladder that i have normal boobs.

11. Guys look hot in sleeveless shirts

Well there you go. And they really do.
(I was reading Urban and the male model didnt look very nice in anything except for the sexy sleeveless. I love bare, manly arms.)



My randomer and random thoughts. They come and go really quick so i have to write them down or i'll forget.

Today is a utterly random day.
I read this book "You and You and You" and its like, one of the greatest books i've ever read.

Its about a girl who is sick of life and has sex everyday, and about a boy who is bullied and another guy who buries himself. Its amazing how such a strange story made me think more about life than "For One More Day" by Mitch Albom.

Not that Albom's a bad writer or anything, just that i think reading a book that you know is gonna be "deep and gonna make you cry cause like, everyone cried when they read it" kinda spoils the reflection about life part.

I cant explain my realization here. It'll sound stupid unless you feel it for yourself.




Ah, i'll tell you anyway.

"Everyone's weird. There are no NORMAL people."

Sure theres nothing deep about, but you wont understand. I was telling everyone that EVERYONES SPECIAL in Chinese class, but it just sounded cheesy and incredibly uncalled for. I shant explain my realization further or even i'll loose it.




I went to the Science Center and met an unbelievably adorable kid called. We were immaturely goofing around at the Froggie Recording Machine when he hopped onto the table and started to press the buttons.

He hit the top of my Cuteness Meter and we were absolutely enthralled by the little toddler. Who was blatantly ignoring us. We asked him to record "Daddy I Love You" into the mike, so he could call his dad over and then play it.

He nodded politely, because thats what he was! POLITE!!!

THEN .

CCCRROAKAKKK CRROAKKK.
He went, and laughed.

Laughing at his kiddy antics, we tried again.
" Say I LOVE DADDY!"

And again,

and again,

and again.

EveryTIME he croaked loudly into the mike instead of saying "Daddy i Love You". After a few hundred more tries, Weiqing had a revelation.

Perhaps he WASNT CHINESE!

Konichiwa!

YESSSS!!!
The kid started to speak in a string of JAPANESE!! (and i tell you, it was the most beautiful thing on earth to hear a small kid with huge, innocent eyes blabbering stuff that sounded exceedingly cool and sweet.)

DOUBLE STRIKE!!!!
Cute AND foreign! AND POLITE TO THE POINT TO STRANGENESS. (Because 5 year old and polite dont go together)

We were over the moon and felt like paedophiles because we kept taking pictures with him. Gosh, Jap kids are CRAZY SPONTANEOUS. And he was so amazingly sweet because he kept bowing to us.

WHATEVER WE SAID, he would smile and bow politely.

Whatever We Said.

Im going to marry one and have cute little Yukis next time. (Thats his name.)

We felt awfully stupid and incoherent when all we could say to him was KAWAII and SUGOI (which means SUPER) when he did stuff.

So i was yelling SUGOI and everything he said and KAWAII at everything he did. It was embarrassing.

Its like,

"Watashiwa Yuki. Yuki Chan! (Then he goes on for awhile saying stuff that sounded like gibberish, mesmerisingly and cutely)"

YUKI CHAN KAWAIII NEH!

"(he continues his tirade)"

KAWAIII!!

"*Holds up 5 fingers when asked his age*"

SUGOI!!

"*Does a powerranger pose*"

SUGOII!!! KAWAIII!!! YUKI KAWAII!

(Everything in red, is said somewhat hysterically)

I am PATHETIC.
I need to learn some Japanese, man.

THUS FAR,
MY NEW DREAM IS TO GO TO YALE, THEN TO JAPAN/AMERICA AFTER I GRADUATE TO FIND A MIX BLOODED HUSBAND (half japanese and half american) WHO KNOWS HOW TO SCUBADIVE AND CAN FEND FEND OFF SHARKS.

IF HE CAN PLAY THE GUITAR, I'LL BE ALL THE MORE AWESOME.

Ahh, dreams.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

ONE WAY JESUS
YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT I COULD LIVE FOR

IM REALLY HAPPY TODAY!
Hillsong concert later, i cant cant wait! OMGOMGOMGOMG.



Im so happy that i have such awesome friends, and a fantastic family (who brought me to watch INDIANNA JONES yesterday. Which actually really sucked if not for my darling Shia LaBeouf, who has the sexiest name in the world. Shia himself isnt hot, really, hes just SO DARN CUTE. Yummy.) and a great school, a thriving and passionate love life WITH GOD, and together with my exceptional good looks, i think my life is doing pretty good right now.

But do you ever get the feeling that good things dont last too long? In fact, this time im so high that i feel like the cute little bubble im in, is gonna POP anytime. AND IM SO HIGH UP. Goshamegoodness.

The higher you are, the further you drop.


AND I REALLY AM SO HAPPY!
I've never felt so contented in my life.

Peace! They call it peace!!!

IM SO HAPPY I THINK IM GOING TO DIE.


But anyway, i was taking pictures of people's mouths just now. You tell them to OPEN up and you try to snap a good one. The best ones actually show the dangly thing, AND the 2 tonsils. I have tons.

I'll probably upload the nice ones when i feel freeer.



OH AND HENRY FORD, (Indy) is the HOTTEST OLD MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN! Other than Tom Cruise. But he looks so short beside Katie, its downright embarrassing.


MORE ABOUT HILLSONG LATER!

Muah.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

AMKsians INVESTITURE
(and by the way my sexy COOK owns. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH! down with Simon, DOWN! Your opinion is NOTHING.

Ha. My sister is cursing America for their SUCKY taste.

She and Simon should get married or something.)

Okay i admit, I HESITATED.
Wait screw that, i outrightly refused. And i begged for a change in school. Come on, i wanted to badly to go to ACSI's investiture but then everyone was fighting to go there. (come on, their school is loaded to the brim with testosterone, i mean they have way cool decor.)



BUT THEN AFTER THE WHOLE THING, I WOULDNT HAVE MISEED THIER INVESTITURE FOR ANYTHING! (unless ACSI were gonna have another investiture)

For all im worth, AMK sec, you impressed me.
Truly.

Not that im very hard to impress, of course. Im easily excited, to tell truth.
Not that thats the point of course.


Me and Yinglin caught a bus from my backgate and then we missed 2 BUSES because YINGLIN WAS SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWW. I tell you, Yinglin is abit crazy. I told her that it was ALL HER FAULT and she had no self remorse at all.

That girl is a little bit siao.


So after that, we caught the 3rd bus, and by time we were READY, wallets out and arms outstretched looking like overly eager, overdressed tourists. Bah. Then we couldn't find the school, it was hidden behind all those HDBs so we walked through piles and piles of flats and got horrible blisters.

Cord shoes hurts like crap. They should all be burnt i tell you. My blisters are so disgustingly big, i dont even dare to pop them in case i cause the next tsunami or something.


Thus, we ended up at AMK sec hot, sweaty, TOTALLY UNGLAM, and feeling out of sorts, and inadequate. Hey we were supposed to be ambassadors of ST NICHOLAS GIRLS, (i was so disoriented that i spelled our school name wrong on their book. embarrassing!!!)

We hardly looked like the composed, suave StNick's ambassadors we were supposed to be.


Poor Yinglin was so embarrassed she decided to go to the toilet to freshen herself up. Placing our bags and coats on the second row of chairs, we clomped our way, somewhat painfully to the toilet.

I tell you, the way they placed the chairs for the other school's guest was downright inappropriate. One had to walk, ACROSS THE WHOLE DARN LEVEL, THROUGH the throngs of AMKsians and only after cutting through the red carpet, could we run out of the hall in relief.

(You know that feeling where you think everyone is watching you? SCREW THE THINK, I TELL YOU. Everyone WAS watching us)

Adding to that, me and Yinglin looked like we had just run a marathon and were sweating like pigs. And the shoes were KILLING me. Literally. I had to get to the toilet to take them off. Thus i broke into a run, only to

TRIP OVER THE STUPID RED CARPET IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE AMK SEC SCHOOL.

Which really, is probably the most horrible, mortifying thing that can EVER happen to you, when you are supposed to be calm, composed and poised. Tripping and falling almost on your face when you are wearing a councilor vest is NOT A GOOD THING.

At all.

To my chagrin some lady started to go "Hey girl, dont run! you okay anot? careful, careful!"


I couldnt face all of these.
SO I RAN FASTER,

ONLY TO TRIP AGAIN!





Nah im kidding.
Had i tripped again i wouldnt be here typing this. I would have ran out of the hall and hid under a paperbag all my life, only coming out for meals.


We made it to the toilet, all dignity STRIPPED.
And went back for the investiture hoping everyone had forgotten about our little incident.

Alas, the best was yet to come.

After we had settled down, and placed out hands neatly on your skirts, THE COUNCILORS OF AMK MARCHED IN. Which would all have been good, if they had not been SHOOTING US FUNNY LOOKS.

Yes, sadly, we were in their seats.
AND NO ONE HAD TOLD US THE FIRST 2 ROWS WERE RESERVED!!!! Shame upon shame, we were hurriedly ushered out of our seats, a mighty spectacle, half way through the march. Bags, and plastic bag all, we stood up looking a tad bit crazy, and tried to discreetly move to the seats behind.



Gosh.
What a day.

The tea reception was awesome, this hot guy got us food. Too bad he was only sec 2, he was really sweet and wide-eyed cutie. Yinglin said he was "okay lah". HA. SHE HAS NO TASTE AT ALL.

Then this ex tv-star who always acts on kids central and chinese dramas brought us around the school, and he was SO FUNNY AND NICE. (He's sec 3 too, called Yang Xing, i think. I know its SOMETHING Xing. Gosh, i keep forgetting)

He kept telling us dumb stuff like "the toilet is haunted" and hes oozing leadership, cause he keeps starting trends in their school, like the cafeteria style canteen. He was awesome.

And then we got degraded to "new girls" cause one of ____Xing's friend went "Eh ____Xing, new girls ah. Somemore got 2 ah. Ahhiyo you scandalous boy." Which ____Xing promptly ignored.

-Sigh-

What a man.

Then we met Yongbang, or Yong BANG (goes the gun), and we asked him why his number on the Investiture Invitation had ONLY 7 NUMBERS.

To which he replied "No wonder no one replied"

I was in fits, i tell you FITS. He was so amusing.


It was crazy fun.
Thanks ____ Xing for bringing us around! You seriously speak really well.

WHEEE. Gosh, imma go eat dinner.
Starving.




GO COOK GO!
You sexy man.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


















SICK DAY

Oh my.
Can i say again, that i have the most beautiful, amazing, gorgeous-ie friends on earth?

*Cries becaus im touched*

What did i ever do to deserve such amazing friends.
But you know as they say, nice people attract.

As you can see from up there, i had a sick day.


Yeah. Not gonna elaborate, cause frankly there aint much to say about being sick. Not like anyone wants to hear the gory details anyway. Perhaps i'll tell Josie tomorrow. Tomorrow-rrow-rrow..(echo)

HA HA HA. There you are, the benefits of sitting with yours truly.

(Muah, see ya tomorrow JO-C. I bet you're playing Maple or that weird Golf Game again)



But anyway, i was sitting on my bed, right, and then Cleo calls, and she asks if im alrightie. Her exact words being something like "HEY MANDA YOU ALIVE THERE?!"And then Nat the cutie smses, and Vanessa The Boob calls, and Alison smses too.

BUT THE SWEETEST OF ALL WAS LOO.
Ha, she was being very unlike her.

She reminded me to borrow the counsilor vest-suit thingy for my investiture tomorrow. (yknow, even though i already did) but she REMEMBERED THAT I HAD AN INVESTITURE!!

And she called to remind me!
That is about the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.

I told her that "YOURE SO SWEET" but she probably thought i was kidding and being delirious because i was sick. But no Crystal. I appreciate it! I REALLY DO.


But then i missed some cool training. They has hurdle trials!


BWAAHHH.

Okay, im just gonna post some of the pictures of our trip to SURPRISE DIONNE AND PIZZA HUT. Where i had my first cake smashing experience (gosh, im a failure at cake smashing, i tell you) and got smashed instead.

CREDITS TO VANESSAAAAAAAHHHH THE COOLEST FRIEND WHO SINGS LIKE THE GIRL VERSION OF DAVID. So as not to offend anyone, i INTENTIONALLY omit surnames. BWAHAHA, how convenient.

Both Davids sing sexy-well anyway.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Saturday, May 10, 2008

COVER THE PEEP-HOLE WHEN YOU WANNA SURPRISE SOMEONE AT THEIR DOOR

Always remember this.

No one told ME this, and Bobbies saw the whole bunch of us Apple Strudel, Candles and all waiting to shout HAPPY BRITHDAY, looking absolutely stupid at her door.

She started shrieking and yelling and laughing at the same time and it was such a pained sound we, the People Who Organised Her Suprise Who Were Outside Her Door cracked up.


This is somewhat how it went.

*Francine repeatedly rings the doorbell, not realising that it was ringing because she claimed she COULD NOT HEAR IT*

*And at the same time, Me, Kryst, Dre and Cra pray silently that Bobbies will open the door*

"EH AH-LLOW AH."
Sadly, Bobbie's maid appears at the door instead, and sees us.

She looks absolutely SHOCKED when she sees us with the candles and all. She slams the door in our disappointed faces and yells " SHERILYN SOMEONE AT THE DOOR. DUNNO WHOO! I DUNNO WHO LAAA. GO GO AND SEE."


Then there is an anti-climatic pause

*At some point, we hear shrieks and yells and chortles and a distinct OH MY GOSH (i presume this is when Bob looks out the peephole)*


Upon seeing the bunch of us, she throws open the doors and looks shocked.

DARN IT, I DIDNT CATCH HER FACE!


But it was so SO exiciting.
At the bus stop, whilst we were choing-ing her birthday card, i was wriggling all over the place cause i was so nervous and EXCITED.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

BOBBIES, WE LOVE YOU LOADS!

We would sacrifice our Facebooking and MSNing and Youtubing or whatever boobies Kryst and Andrea were busy with to COME AND BE WITH YOU ON YOUR BRITHDAY.


And plus, there were these 2 cousins there who seemed to hate me very much.

"Milo dinosaur!"
They INDISCREETLY tell me.

Then they report to Bobbies that "we dont like the girl in the green shirt because she makes faces when she was taking the photo she had her tongue out and one of her eyes closed"

No prizes for guessing who the girl in the green shirt was.

(I'll put the photos below cause they always mess the words up)

Friday, May 09, 2008

RESPECT

I respect a whole bunch of people, including Lee Kwan Yew.

But then again, i've never met him, even though sometimes i wonder how he manages with that huge brain of his. It actually kinda protrudes OUT from his head, and its such a interesting thing to observe when he makes speeches.

I get somewhat mesmerised.

But this is not about Lee Kwan Yew.
And to all those disappointed, LKY fans, im sorry.

This is about Wei Qing, though.

She is someone i respect a whole lot.
REALLY!

One of the topics for today's impromtu speech was "Who Do You Respect Most" or "Who Do you Admire Most" or something along that lines.

A faint -did i say faint, i meant loud- echoing WEI QING was volunteered when the topic was announced. Unsurprisingly, the culprit of the noise was none other than Wei Qing herself.

Ha.

Its her realism, i tell you. I dont care if there aint such a word, but there sure SHOULD be. We should all aim for realism.

A state where you are completely true to yourself, and where you can admit your faults, be able to love unconditionally, and to be crazy, funny and confident at the same time.

I want to achieve realism.
Im halfway there, yknow. God's helping a whole lot.

-And Wei Qing, just count this as a late birthday present. Dont let it get to your head too much, boob. But really, I DO MEAN IT.-

REALISM.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

SEX


Gotcha!
I have realised, that THAT is the easiest way to catch people's attention.

Point to case.

Man 1.
"Hello everyone, today, id like to talk to you about the importance of blahblahblah."

Man 2.
"SEX!"

Normal people will be more inclined to hear what the second person has to say, unless, of course, the speaker is mentally unsound. Wait, screw that.

People love to hear crazy people speak.

I agree that this is probably a very unfair illustration, but i make my point.


I have ting xie on tuesday.
Tomorrow i have tuition and training till 10, thus i have no choice but to mug it out tonight. And i really need to log out soon. GAH.

At the same time, i realise i live around strange, kooky people.

And im glad.

I went out with Cleo, Vaness and Nat to suprise DIONNE and we made such a ruckus at pizaahhhut.. I tried smoshing cake in Dionnes face, but i failed miserably. It ended up bouncing off her glasses and falling innnocently to the ground.

Ah, pathetic.

Then everyone got pissed that i spoiled the great cake smashing opportunity.

Thus they turned on me and smashed me instead.

Yeah well.
They people i know are the most fantastic-est people ever.

Sighs Contentedly.