Saturday, February 23, 2008

The Laughing Matter

Laughing is a full body workout. Some researchers estimate that laughing 100 times is as much of a workout as 15 minutes on an exercise bike.

(I always wonder why stupid people like me even exercise. I should just laugh all day. Then after i get married have sex all the time. THEN I WONT GROW FAT. Neither will i be unhappy about doing it. Floop.)

People laugh when their happy. But it goes vice versa too.

You're happy when you laugh! Over NOTHING at all. I call it, the Hysterical Cries. The one where you and your buddy just keep laughing and snoting and tearing till your tummy hurts so bad, and you wanna die.

And youre rolling on the floor yelling Stop Stop Stop but its for nothing anyway.

Maybe you wont know this feeling, cause you havent met BOBBIES, the I-Laugh-At-Everything-And-My-Laugh-Sounds-Retarded-Other-People-Get-A-Kick-Out-Of-It kiddo. Shes the funniest thing on earth.

Endorphins and T cells are increased to make you healthy and HIGH. Bet thats why Bobbies so so healthy looking all the time.


Having a brother like mine is one way to laugh all the time.
His newst "compo" goes something like this.

One day morning I woke up. I saw a giant dragon and i almost fainted. Then i killed myself because i was stupid and i flew away.

HAHAHAHA.
My ahgong was so traumatized he started to yell at my brother, which made him angrier. Then he complained to my mom that "Pai Kia isnt doing his work". My mom laughed and laughed and it was kinda amusing.

Analysis of "compo" by author, Markie:
"Cause the giant dragon was so big. So i looked and i fainted. Then i died, and the angels carried me up, so i flied away. Then the morning i woke, one day morning up."


What can i say?
Deep.



Moving on to poor EdisonChen and Ah Meng. No one cares about Ah Meng anymore because Edison Chen had to get his stupid computer fixed by a STUPIDER computer techman.

Poor Chen. Just because, he was being a little pervertic doesnt MEAN he should be FLAUNTED ON THE COVER OF EVERY SINGLE MAGAZINE AND NEWSPAPER. The Second, and most likely not the last, Hudgeon.

Wasn't his fault much. If it was a mere lousy commoner, no one would give a shit.

But the NO-LIFED com techman had to do it didnt he. HE JUST HAD TO. He couldnt just watch them, feel the satisfaction, maybe tell some of his closer friends, have a Perertic Little Porn Night together and get over with it?

Then give it back to poor Chen? WITHOUT circulating the vids ALL OVER IN CYBERSPACE WHERE EVERYONE WOULD SEE WHICH WOULD BE VERY HUMILIATING FOR ALL THE STARRING PEOPLE?

I never know whats going on up there in their little, brains. Or the lack of it. These kooky, disgusting life destroyers.

No compassion.
Tsk.


-Here i end my lenghty, angry tirade.-


YOU'RE ONLY GIVEN A
SPARK OF MADNESS. YOU MUSNT
LOSE IT.
-Robin WIlliams.

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