Saturday, February 23, 2008

The Laughing Matter

Laughing is a full body workout. Some researchers estimate that laughing 100 times is as much of a workout as 15 minutes on an exercise bike.

(I always wonder why stupid people like me even exercise. I should just laugh all day. Then after i get married have sex all the time. THEN I WONT GROW FAT. Neither will i be unhappy about doing it. Floop.)

People laugh when their happy. But it goes vice versa too.

You're happy when you laugh! Over NOTHING at all. I call it, the Hysterical Cries. The one where you and your buddy just keep laughing and snoting and tearing till your tummy hurts so bad, and you wanna die.

And youre rolling on the floor yelling Stop Stop Stop but its for nothing anyway.

Maybe you wont know this feeling, cause you havent met BOBBIES, the I-Laugh-At-Everything-And-My-Laugh-Sounds-Retarded-Other-People-Get-A-Kick-Out-Of-It kiddo. Shes the funniest thing on earth.

Endorphins and T cells are increased to make you healthy and HIGH. Bet thats why Bobbies so so healthy looking all the time.


Having a brother like mine is one way to laugh all the time.
His newst "compo" goes something like this.

One day morning I woke up. I saw a giant dragon and i almost fainted. Then i killed myself because i was stupid and i flew away.

HAHAHAHA.
My ahgong was so traumatized he started to yell at my brother, which made him angrier. Then he complained to my mom that "Pai Kia isnt doing his work". My mom laughed and laughed and it was kinda amusing.

Analysis of "compo" by author, Markie:
"Cause the giant dragon was so big. So i looked and i fainted. Then i died, and the angels carried me up, so i flied away. Then the morning i woke, one day morning up."


What can i say?
Deep.



Moving on to poor EdisonChen and Ah Meng. No one cares about Ah Meng anymore because Edison Chen had to get his stupid computer fixed by a STUPIDER computer techman.

Poor Chen. Just because, he was being a little pervertic doesnt MEAN he should be FLAUNTED ON THE COVER OF EVERY SINGLE MAGAZINE AND NEWSPAPER. The Second, and most likely not the last, Hudgeon.

Wasn't his fault much. If it was a mere lousy commoner, no one would give a shit.

But the NO-LIFED com techman had to do it didnt he. HE JUST HAD TO. He couldnt just watch them, feel the satisfaction, maybe tell some of his closer friends, have a Perertic Little Porn Night together and get over with it?

Then give it back to poor Chen? WITHOUT circulating the vids ALL OVER IN CYBERSPACE WHERE EVERYONE WOULD SEE WHICH WOULD BE VERY HUMILIATING FOR ALL THE STARRING PEOPLE?

I never know whats going on up there in their little, brains. Or the lack of it. These kooky, disgusting life destroyers.

No compassion.
Tsk.


-Here i end my lenghty, angry tirade.-


YOU'RE ONLY GIVEN A
SPARK OF MADNESS. YOU MUSNT
LOSE IT.
-Robin WIlliams.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Be My Valentine

I love valentine's day.
I got a fantastic flower from Jeann and a pretty pineapple from Loos. Cara gave me a Mario mushroom wallet. The cutest thingy i've never seen. I think its one of Marios enemies and he has to squash them.

Valentine, Valentine.

My brother is currently, busy creating a woman.
Helping her choose clothes, and dressing her up, and helping her make babies, choosing her skin colour and all that. Sims 2! The new IN thing for 7 year olds.

Hes a funny boy, i'll say.

He always storms into a room when he doesnt get his way. Then he'll come out awhile later, pretending nothing happened cause no one goes looking for him. Y'know no use sulking when NOOOOBODY cares. Haha.


Fleeps.
I found the song Stop and Stare finally.

Rules, baby.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Ode to Bike

My father has his bike ugraded.

WHEEEEE, guess who got the old one? Technically, you wont call it old, cause it aint really. Its really sleek. The wheels are so thin they slice the air. Its a BEAUTY i tell you.

Only thing is, the seat is too high. Im not what people call exceptionally tall, either. So, just to get into the seat, i have to do a little hop-jump-holler dance thing. And then when you land on the seat, it hurts so-so-so bad.

THEN, while my cool new bike slices through the air with a newfound speed, im DYING of pain. For real. Its like, down there, hurting like shueat.

Me: Mom, im going to become infertile. Dont wish for any grandkids.
Mom: Hahahah. Does it really hurt? Dad can ride this all the way to Mandai!
Me: No wonder we've no more brothers and sisters.


Floof.
Off visiting again. G'dbye!
BUSY BUSY CNNNY

Friday, February 08, 2008

Let Me Light Up the Sky

Me and Bels family went to see the fireworks at Marina. It was gorgeous. 'Specially the curly whirly ones. It was hypnotising. Like, really, really fantastic.

Loads better than the crappy NDP one.

For one, it was longer. And prettier, and brighter, PLUS it had climaxes and varieties of colours and shapes and heights. I was humming a very fitting song under my breath when the finale sparks exploded in mid sky. No prizes for the right answer:) (See up)

Sipping Starbucks in the cold night's air, with a faint little buzz of excitement, the first few sparks shot up and the whole congregation of people rose. Then fireworks sizzled and burst, and explosions of colours materialised in the dark night's air, and electricity was humming through the veins of everyone.

I COULD FEEL IT.
It was the bomb!

CNY has been a whirl of a time!

Though it kinda weird, cause i keep trying to recapture the anxiousness and excitement i feel for the festival, but somehow, this year, its muffled, and in a way, subdued.

Maybe this is what they call
"Growing Up".

Which kinda sucks, if you ask me.

Theres no more "qi fen". I tried to tell my cousins that we had to get the 'feeeeel' back into chinese new year, but they didnt get it. They thought i was crazy. I said everyone had to sit down at the huge table to eat reunion dinner TOGETHER and then we could talk and have the feel of closeness and everything.

But NOOOOOOOO.
Everyone took a bowl and scooped some stuff and some left for Xbox, and some came late, and it was all just not there! WHERES THE SPIRIT?!

But my cousins and i do have a large age gap. Considering the closest cousin i have to my age is either my 19 year old kor or my ah-dorable 4 year old Angelii.


Poof.
Bu i still love chinese new year.

So do i love Ms Eu.


Its 1.45 and i should tell you that the Jack Neo Ah-Long movie was SERIOUSLY worth the watch. No kidding, it was helluva funny (i was dying, i couldnt even breathe properly, laughing too hard) and it was full of twists.

I LOVE THE LA LA LONG song. Love it Love it LOVE IT.

Neo does it again!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Laughing in Life and Death

The hottest man on earth.
Wheeowheeee.

This guy, made a video of himself which was revealed in the New York Times website after he kicked the big bucket.

"Hi, im Art Buchwald and I just died"

Sexy.

Funny makes the man, i'll say. Art is a grand example of old-wrinkly-man-turned-hot because of his incessant sense of humour. Humour is art.

OMG, HUMOUR IS ART!

Like, i didnt even mean it to be that way.

Moving on,
I cant believe Federer lost the Grand Slam, though. But he still is, the bestest tennis player to adore. I mean, whats not to like? SPECTACULAR tennis and AN EVEN MORE SPECTACULAR face. Muah.

"I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER"
Says he.

Haha, poor guy.
Betcha anything, he wont lose the next one. A loss like this will make Mr Handsome Tennis Man back with ANEWED VIGOUR! Watch out, Frankenstein Norvak, Dr Roger will come for you.


These cute little birds have made a cute little nest outside my window. They are so sweet, they make me wanna pick them up and congratulate them... nah not really. Mynahs, those loudmouth creatures. Their eggs are greenish and translucent-ish, and i feel like touching them.

But if i do, the birds will abandon the egg.

Thus i leave them to their lives.


DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD WATCH CLOVERFIELD.


Blooper.

I Love Cara, Shes the bestest friend i can ever have. THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND FOR 5 WHOLE YEARS, NOT-SO-SHORTIE-ANYMORE! 3 Cheers for the best, craziest, happiest, sweetest friend ever.

To infinity and BEYOND!