Thursday, October 11, 2007

Today's Urban was the cooowlest.

The sexx-aye must-see underwear model.
Oh well, i really didnt know there were so many kinda underwears for men.

But now the first thing imma ask guys is "do you wear Jock-straps" and if they do i'll know that they are freaky, and i wont beable to stop thinking about that, and then i'll be really disgusted the whole time.

And that means we cant be friends because i'll be too preoccupied by the whole perverse-ness of it.

EUGRH.

Putting it simply,
JOCK-STRAPS ARE SICK.

I didnt actually know there was such an obscene undie thing for men, it like a manly G-string, just doesnt give you wedgies and everything.

Considering i hate G-strings, i hate jock straps.
Its so gay its freaky.



A brief (HAHAH sorr for the pun) intro on jockstraps.
They look something like a uhh-ehh, well i dunno.
If you take the normal undie and cut two huge holes at the place where the butt is supposed to be, and there you have it.

A jock-strap.

Yeah well, go read Urban today.
Unnervingly strange.

Movin on.
Today we went ice-skating and all da guys were like hitting on Nel cause she was wearing her skating leotard with this subber short skirt and the leggings, and she looked SWEEEET.

Plus she had her own skates, and she skated like a pro. Mainly, because she is a pro.

When i say hitting i do mean really hitting, or bumping. Whichever, cause there was this horizontally challenged boy, and he kept looking at her, and finally plucked the guts to go and accidentally-on-purpose knock onto her.

He failed though.
(what a loser,
sorry, but REALLY you poor boy)

HA. I always suceed when i try. BOO YOU.

Then i was dragging Serlin around, and shes like a worm i tellya, she wobbles like anything. Its funny. The in the end i fell on her and she neeeearly got herself a concussion, which might have been a good thing considering TRAINING BEGINS TOMORROW.


"kill me, please"


It is so EURGH-ISH because the form said it was starting next Wed, and I HAVE FREAKING PLANS. Well not really, but i am going to have FREAKING PLANS.

Anyway, i need to visit Francine cuz i have to see her play tennis with her boy-friends.

"Not boyfriends, mind you."

(thats what everybody says)


AND FRANCINE LIVES REALLY CLOSE TA'ME.

Its cool.

ZEN AND JAYYYYY!!!
Lovelove,

AND NOT just because of their ULTRA MEGATRONICAL cool names, also because they are sweet little sweeties, who are beautiful-cute but from Catholic High.

Not like i have anything against Cat High.
Really.

I WANNA GO WATCH THE ISLAND.
The cool clone show.

See ya.

EVERYONE LOVES EVCERYONE

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