Wednesday, March 07, 2007

I am an insensitive clod.

I am so damn terrible at comforting people. Looka the movies. SEE THEM COMFORT THEIR CRYING FRIEND WITH COMPLETE SELFLESSNESS.

Now look at me.

Oh shit, i cant even do anything when Jeanieboobs is crying so, like, SADLY. I am RUBBISH. All i did was sit there and mumble something like "Jeanieboobs, dont cry"

Thats the stupidest thing you can ever say to someone whos crying, seriously. If you were crying your face out, you wouldnt want and group of people to crowd around you telling you to stop.

But, of course, its hard to say "Cry you're tears dry, Jeanieboobs, i'll always be here for ya."

EH, thats sounds suavvve. But then again, people would probably take it the wrong way. Plus the fact that i wouldnt be able to shuo chu kou anyway. Like im that smooth.

Bleh.

If i were Jeanieboobs i'll go on strike. Damn, with a brother WHO HAS NO RESPECT FOR HER PRIVACY WHATSOEVER, BEING SOME BUSYBODY AND A STUPID CRUDDY LOUSY BROTHER WHO HAS NO FEELINGS FOR HIS SISTER.

Tell me, which brother would,

1. Snatch his sister's handphone
2. Read her messages
3. Complain to mommy that meimei got a boyfriend
4. Sms that boyfriend of your sister's using you sisters phone that you want to break up with him
5. CONFISCATES SISTER'S PHONE.

NOW TELL ME.
WHAT KIND OF BROTHER IS HE?!

DAMN SHIT.

Jeanie's boyfriend thought Jeanie really broke up with him. Jean was damn scared at recess, kept going on about how she wanted to get back with him.

So, she called him on Loo's phone, then suddenly she started to cry, after saying something like " did you just call me a bitch?". Then Loo snatched the phone and started screaming at him for making Jeanie cry, and i was yelling about how big of an asshole he was.

Then he put down the phone.

We smsed.
"Jean is crying, call her if you wanna apologise you insensitive boob."

He said.
"She doesnt even like me anymore, she can do whatever she wants"
(i went into a total rave at this point)

Then they sent.
"WTF is you problem? What made you think that, you stupid brainless rubbish? She wanted to get back with you!"
(well, something like that anyway)

Then he goes.
JEAN? CALL ME!

And then i suppose they made up and he started going all mooshy like all the Its My Fault, Im Sorry For Kissing You, Love You Forever, stuff. Really, i would rather a guy who can make me laugh. Wheeps! Grin for the sweety couple anyway.

Im sitting there thinking, getting into a relationship is abit of a headache.

Ahwell.


Today in track me and Hitler and Loo were laughing like crazy. Were thinking about if we had to marry some guy like Waine, whos a pro-highjumper from Hwachong whos 190plus tall.

Then the guy goes " you may kiss the bride"
Then you have to like kinda crawl up with knees and hang from his neck and kiss him.

Me: Wahhseh, then you marry Dumbledore even worse, cannot find the mouth...
Loo: Yeah then you may kiss the bride then you have to dig and dig the beard to find the mouth then, YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE then you say IM FINDING HIS MOUTH LAH!
Hitler: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!
Loo: Yeahyeah, then use the scanner thing to find... HAHAHA.

Ahh, the pains of girls.

WEI SIAO ZAI MEI ZAI TIAN
BU SHI NI DE
DOU BU TE BIE
- Zhi Dui Ni You Gan Jue. Fei Lun Hai. Hebe

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