Thursday, February 15, 2007

MY JIRO IS THE CUTEST THING ON EARTH AND SO THERE. NEHNEH NI POO POO.

Oh yeah, you know on my Harry Potter book, my sister had to write some rubbish on the blank page after the cover and it goes something like this.

"Harry Potter and The Order of the Pheinix- written by Rebecca Lee Age 2. (Im a child prodigy!) Published by: Smellyfarts co & Bigbutts Co. PS. The only way understand it is to read it upside down. Sorry to inconvenience you.

Do not, i repeat, do not go to page ### [some number was canceled] 762 [this number was written below it] and read whats there."

Then there was these other crap about farting and being fat and dumb. I swear, she must have been obsessed with those kinda things.

So i turned to page 762. Out of pure curiousity. There were the words. NEH NEH NI POO POO scribbled in my brothers handwriting. WAHHHAHAHA i bet he musta been mad at her for something.


And yeah. I was sneaking taohuey in History and i was stuffing myself with Sirin's Freddo chocs and Christys milk chocolates and cola sweets and all the junk i could find. Inez brought chips and we were pigging out and snatching for food like starving babarians.

I mean. I SKIPPED BREAKFAST. I was too siaoishly hungry to think straight. When im hungry all i can do to lump arond moaning and gripping and complaining. Then they give us some plain little biscuit and water. LIKE WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF WAR.

I bet no one in school stuck to the no-eating-anything-else rule. Seriously. Probably no one except the funny little unhungry people. Francine said the teachers were probably stuffing their faces with pizza in the staff room. Which is quite impossible because it'll be quite stupid to stay in an enclose room without windows WHEN THE ELECTICITY HAS BEEN RUTHLESSLY CUT OFF.

*Suffocate* *Starve* *Clutch throat and slowly sink onto knees and wail with terrorising pain which will HAUNT EVERYONE FOREVER! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!*

Ahwell.
We had to run 2 rounds around the school today. My timing is still 19.49. ITS A GREAT DAY. Was running with Zhixi and i was crapping around waving to the neighbourhood-ers.

I mean, IM A GROWING KID WITH A GROWING BODY AND A TUMMY THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED AFTER RUNNING FOR 19.49 MINS STRAIGHT!
And i get biscuits.

S'not that bad, really. Im happy, im fine. Im just being like, yeah.

Track tomorrow, oh how i wish i were dead. Aprils comin to visit school. Or orange bowl? We will never know. Her school dismiss at 12plus tomorrow. No CCA for them either. Cant say im happy about that WHEN WE END SCHOOL AT 2 AND WE HAVE 3 HOUR TRANING IN THE HEAT-STROKE SUN... ON CHINESE NEW YEAR'S EVE'S EVE.

So.

Happy New Years, yeah.

YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING YOU CANT FIND
YOU GIVE IT UP
YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MIND
-Good Day. Click Five

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