Thursday, November 30, 2006

What do you do when you see 32 cute guys in suits?

SWOOOON

What do you do when you see 51 cute kids in suits?

SWOOOON

What do you do when you see a super shuaii GABRIEL in a starched white suit with black pants who looks like hes about to get married?

SWOOOON-LIKE-CRAZY

Oh yeah, baby.
My brother's K2 grad was probably the most amzing thing ever. All the tweeny guys in suits with cheeky smiles and o-so-adorable dimples and amazing little faces and innocent eyes.

Well. I mean. Those are mostly about Gabe, so.


Mann i'll say. The tickets were 35 bucks apiece i nearly killed myself for fogetting the camera. 35 BUCKS beat that. There was a buffet and everything and the props probably cost more than my computer.

No wonder.

The show kicked ass man. They probably act better than me. Those teensy kids! Looks like i underestimated them. Like HELL they were cool.

The whole thing i was laughing. The kids looked freakshily AHdorahble in thier spastic little costumes. My bro acted as some olden day guy and his 'bun' kept falling off his head.

I almost killed myself laughing.




Kids.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Stop messin around boy.
Ya better think of your future.
Said everyone of our teachers.

All the things that they said,
yeah we already know.

Just wanna live.


SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"


You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
--------------------

You know what,
I think this is about one of the nicest poems i have ever read. Seriously. It made me think. Good poems do that. WHICH is why next time im gonna write great poems which make people think.

I will be a great poem person.

Whoeeoooee.



9 Things People Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Sports Camp.

My oh my.
Sports camp was ay-okay.

Had training in the morning, later we had stocktaking. Which was clearing up the crap in the cupboards. I'll say. The stuff there was so freakishly dusty it musta been there for 10 years.

So we were clearing the paints, (now where did they come from?) and MAN there was about over 15 bottles of 'em. Big ones tiny ones all shapes and sizes. And the paints were probably lying there for all lonely and smelly. And rotty.

The paints were all drying out so we had to force the lids open with coins to check if they were decomposing. Im telling ya. Sounds easy and HECK its not. My hands still have the marks.

Nat the great tipped one of the paints and the whole floor became a pretty pretty silver. It was much prettier than our brown ugly cracky floor innit?

But NOOO Nat the great and Lee the greater and their friends had to use more than 5 bottles of thinner to slowly scrub the pretty silver out.

Tough going.

We took about 3 hours to get the floor clean again.

I breathed in SO much poison and WALL paint and thinner smell im probably gonna get lung cancer, and die a early death. Or i would die of skin cancer because we kept rubbing kerosine and thinner on ourselves to get the paint off.

Hoo boy.

Later Ms Lim taked about stuff and then i had the worst sleep of my life.
Which was continued the next morning by the a DAMN long walk across Bishan Park and back, and across bishan park, and back and across and back and across and back and across and back and across and back and across and back. (for some amazing race. YES. AGAIN! Sigh)

My legs dropped off halfway.

My sister is bugging me in her new MSN account. Shes pretending to be Bing and im pretending i believe her.

Plus i wanna watch Brokeback. Far Away song is really sweet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L69WmoggNFQ


THIS TIME THIS PLACE
MISUSED MISTAKES
TOO LONG TOO LATE
WHO WAS I TO MAKE YOU WAIT

I LOVE YOU
I LOVED YOU ALL ALONG

I MISSED YOU
FAR AWAY FOR FAR TOO LONG

ON MY KNEES
LAST CHANCE
ONE LAST DANCE

SO FAR AWAY
SO FAR AWAY
FAR AWAY FOR FAR TOO LONG.

I NEED TO HEAR YOU SAY
I LOVE YOU
I LOVED YOU FOR FAR TOO LONG

HOLD ON TO ME
NEVER LET ME GO

-Far Away

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Yesterday was packed.
First we went to Sentosa in the morning.
Dalston organised this really cool Amazing Race thing. Was kinda fun 'cept for the groupins which was my family and my sister's friend.

I'll say. Sentosa is a really small AND boring place. And in the HOT SHINING BURNING sun, its that much worse.

But anyway, i got to sit on the bus without a top, that green line thing. Oooohyeaaah. Thats the life man. I coulda like skipped the whole game to get a few more rounds of it, but my group refused. Spoiltsports.

Later we went for my mom's office's family thingy. Was a thing at the Marina Park where there was free candy floss popcorn and all that rubbish.

So i went to try the thing where they hoist you up from a trampoline on the straps. I asked the guy if i was too big and he was all YEAH SURE. EVEN I CAN. Then i watched this realllyyyy sweet boy bouncing. He was like this little fat ball going uppp and downn.


I coulda watched him the whole day.

So it was my turn. Then the guy came reaaallyy close cause he had to strap me from the back so he like kinda hugging me. I was standing there all awkward while he was strapping me all awkward.

Then i realised it wasn't as kiddish as i thought it would have be. I mean, the kid bouncing up and down looked really cute, but he was just moving REALLLLYY little. So i though it would be real boring.

THEN i saw the guy's face. Oh boy. I was in the for the bounce of my life. He made me go real high (yeah they can control how high you go, i realised) kept pressing the stupid button for real long.

So i screamed. I screamed till the whole park was looking at me. Ohwell.
Then when i came down, (after a really long time) i hit the guy. He was laughing like some crazy thing.

Since it was early and there was nobody in the queue, i offered to help he press the button so he could play too. He laughed harder. He laughed and his friend over by the other game was laughing too. So i sat there behind him bugging him to let me try pressing the button.

He was all hahahahah... no lahh.. later all the kids cry.. hahaha..

So i went to the Test Your Strenght booth. Where you have to use this unbelievevably heavy hammer to hit the platform. So with all my strenght, i lifted the piece of crap and slammed it down as hard as i could

My whole hand shook from the impact and i was feeling mighty proud of muself until...

I saw the booth guy laughing himself silly.
And the Trampoline guy was watching too and HE was laughing until he almost fell of the trampoline. Oh gads. Serve him right.

Well well well. So what it the stupid metal crap moved only a little bit. Jeez. They didnt have to laugh so hard.. So i made the booth guy try. I said. Finee... fine.. YOU do it.

And i'll say.
He was really skinny and freakishly tall for a 18 year old. (i asked cause i was wondering if i could get a job too) . And he went. Oohh no. nahh. its okay. You wanna try again?

In the end i forced him to. He hit, and i almost choked while laughing. I was half crying. GEE.

Then i went to the other booth which you have to stand on the high thingys and hit the other person down. I told the guy the stupid crappy head gear was spastic and useless and he just laughed and stuffed it on my head.

Sigh. Hopeless.

Then i went to the basketball booth and but the guy there was scary because i called him jie accidentally cause he looked like a girl.

Soon i knew everyone around so i waved and stuff.

It was kinda fun.

Considering there was a Cars screening. BOY do i love that show. I love that silly italian pitstop totter. HAHAHAA. ANNDD Mater.
My favorite favorite characters.

I can watch Cars 5 times and still not get bored of it. I just love it.


And i'll bet she was pissed the whole morning because Dalston picked me to be in his group first before her. He only picked me because i well.. i dont know either. Heck.

Its really cute how Mingting and C like him so much and keep saying how much they hate him and things like that.

I still remember i used to crush any guy i came into contact with who was physically accepted. Yeah yeah. I know i know. That was freaky.

But man, when you grow up in a unisex school you become abit mentally something. Oh well. Cant be helped. But now in Cat class and stuff there are so many guys and if you crush every single one of them you'll probably go crazy.

Guys are good as friends. Other than the freaky harrassing thing.

Friday, November 24, 2006

She is a Muashino.

****. says:
muashinos is me .


Its kinda cool. If you can say it anyhow. I think she is the last Muashino of the dying race of Muashinosems.

Defination.
Muashinos are short creatures with a stubborn mind set that

****. says:
I AM THE MUASHINO CUPPACHINO QUEEN OF SHEEBA.


Yes. Unfortunate as it is, it is true. For the last of the dying race to be inflicted with such a mindset is a very sad thing.

And no, for the last time, she will not produce Muashino babies. Just for the note, they do not turn into beetles or sloths.

Muashinos also insult people in a perculiar way. They call absolutely innocent and kind humans THE QUENN OF MOOPS and YOU ARE UNTRUSTABLELAPEENOO just because the kind human said Botak Jones was not worthwhile to eat at.

Muashinos also have a special langauage. For example,
herhioehryiregrehgierhgierg, would mean, Chao Tar Barbie. I dont see how it connects tho.

To end off, Muashinos are rare and special creatures. Only one left in the world. Go ask someone else if they know the meaning of
herhioehryiregrehgierhgierg.

Heck. I bet they dont.


Anyyywayy.
Back to me.

At track we ran like 200 300 400 sprint.
Coach was all, you all cry first, cry first then i tell you what we doing today. (its means impending doom) So we were supposed to do two sets.

So.
And coach, being coach, dragged me to my death by putting me with FIONA and DORCAS and MABLE. (the crazy sprinters who are sec2)
Ahem.

They are freakishly fast.
Very, very, very fast.

So there i was, having stomachaches and head turns. Seemed i got out alive. God saved me with his heavenly hand. A WAVE and rain came. WAVE and lightning came. WAVE and thunder came.

WE WERE SAVED!

In the end Coach made us do the last 400m in the rain then all drenched and dizzy and crappy i almost fainted. Gee. YOU try pushing yourself to the ABSOLUTE limits by sprinting with FIONA. You'll see.

Gah.
And i saw a huge earthworm on the way home.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Nothing happens today.
Ho hum.

Oh OH oh.
I cant WAIT to get out of here.
Sigh.

Im going craaaaazy at home.
I need to eat Takopachi.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Tian ah.
Gabie dahl' is here.

Aint he the schweetest wittle kid.
Whee.

He and my brother are currently playing
PS2 which i took 15 mins to fix into the big TV.
It was worth it. Gabriel said
YOU'RE COOL. Yes. To me.

BOY is he adorable.
He's going to Aitong tho. Damn sad thing.
If he was going to Cathigh like my bro then
he can come over like, more often.

Heyheyhey.
Today on the way home i THINK i saw
Alex's bro and mom in a car. They nearly
ran me down, oh-boy.

I was crossing the BlackWlineCross and then
this car came ZZSHMING at me. -shock-
Then i saw the driver was this woman in sunglasses
and then a guy staring at me like i was tyring to
kill myself.

HELLO?
Some respect here.

Then after the car had driven away i suddenly had a revelation. That HE LOOKED UNCANNILY SIMILAR TO ALEX!

Okay. I guess this doesnt really matter.

Anyyyway.
Later i saw my dream car again.
I repeat. DREAM CAR.


It was the sleekest most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my whole life. Seriously. AND it was this cool shade of green. With the thing at the back. WITH black windows and its top could draw back. Yes, i've seen it with the top down before.

-Falls in love all over again-

DAMN its great.
I was starring at it so longingly that the security
guard asked if my boyfriend was inside. Geez.
Cant a girl moon over other things?

Give us some space man.

PLUS i also saw this two old men riding
motorcyles. They looked freakishly weird.

But it was cool.
I waved and shout ALLTHEWAY at them.
I think they were racing or something.
It was really weird. And retarded.

Okayokay.
Now i have to go back downstairs to
check on my Gabes and Markie. Im afraid
my sister is manipulating them to hate me like
HE kept doing to that kid at the beach.

UH-OH
THERE YOU GO AGAIN
TALKING SAINAMATIC
YEAH YOU
YOU'RE CHARMING
GOT EVERYBODY STARSTRUCK
-If we were a movie. Hannahmonatana

Monday, November 20, 2006

Hello ya.

Dorcas is now reading the Magicians Guild
book 1. I am finding it reaally hard not to tell
her the ending.
Sigh. If only Akkarin didnt die.

I was ranting about in in track and they they
say i overreact. So i crap about the stupid,
stupid sun instead.

We have our events now.
Loo krys nat inez daph kell yeah.
Practically everyone cept me and YingL

So we were the only S1s sprinting.
'Magine. The pressure.

Yeahyeah.
And we had to do thousandfive sprint.
Gahs. In the stupid stupid sun.
WHICH was slowly darkening my poor
skin to a shade of incomprehensible colour.

*Sigh again*

And this guy is harrasing me.
Gad he is irritating.

Plus i think its confirmed im going to
sports class.

I will think of it as an adventure.
Which algebra and sprinting and competitions
and iguanas and a whole damn pile of pressure.

Yeahyeah.

CASINO ROYAL-
THE JAMES BOND WHO LOOKS LIKE A
CONSTURCTION WORKER.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

*blink blink*
It is 7.
Oh MY TIAN its 7.

Sigh.
I slept for 3 hours man.
This is bad.

This morning i went to the Woodlands SCC
too help out with Cra. Wahseh the kids were
damn rowdy.

Ah.
On seconds thoughts, i think i was worse.
We were supposed to babsit them, from
the SCC to Expo.

On the train, which WE HAD TO OURSELVES.
(That was damn cool)
The Expo had some exhibition which had these
Malay kids fighting and kicking, and some fatty
Angmoh woman tellin stories.

Im telling you i think she got me deaf. She was
so freakishly funny. Eh. It was like, i can tell the
story in about 1 min, She took 15.

FREAKING BORING I TELL YOU.
She was damn funny.
THE ELEPHANTS GO STOMP STOMP
Like some baby.

I made friends with the kids.
Bonding through hardships yeh?
This kid Jess stuck to me like glue and another
Cheryl was hitting me calling me short and
saying weird things.

Shes cute.
I stuck to Benjamin like glue too.
He looks HELL like Ego can.
The same watery eyes.

*melt*

Super naughty too.
Haha.

And this other kid stuck to Cara.
She is one funny kid.

We were stepping on the rugged floor and
she kept laughing because i walked into some
wedding stand accidentally.

SO i was going all
Ni xiao WO??!!
Then she all,
Bu shi bu shi! Di hen ruan shuo yi wo xiao!

WAHHAH. So cute seh.
And this guy helper, Tom, did magic tricks.
He is freaky. And too damn good.
The kids love him like hell too.

He's cool.

Okay dinner.
TA.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Things i learnt today.

1. DaphneGay is really pretty.
2. DalstonGay is taller than me. -shock-
3. When i dont look at Xixi i dont hate her.
4. The new boy is called Ozone. Oh wait. i think
its Enzone. Ah.
5. He speaks chinese too fast.
6. ZhiYang is really sweet.
7. Dillion sticks to Marcus like glue.
8. Marcus looks cute in the CatHigh uniform.
9.Although its much too big.
10. Actually he looks retarded.
11. But cute.
12. Neopets is not as stupid as you think.
13. Cat High is scary.
14. Paul is cool.
15. But he scares me.
16. I wonder if he was joking about the
17." YOU SAID YOU'LL COME!" thing
18. Meiyong looks kinda tall.
19. Ryan is in Thailand or something.
20. AND CEDRIC LOOKS LIKE A BABY
ANGEL IN THE ALTARBOY UNIFORM.

SO DAMN SWEET.
THIS SMALL LITTLE BOY.
IN THE TOOTOO LONG ROBE.

*Hypervetilates*

And you know, i just found out that i have a
CONTROL for the computer itunes and WMP.

This cool 'TVcontrol lookalike thingy' and i
sit in my study chair, put my legs on the table
and press buttons. Which make the music
CHANGE!

Im so in control man.
It feels gooood.

IN THE DARK
IN THE DARKNESS YOU WILL FIND
DIRTY LITTLE SERECTS WE ALL HIDE

Friday, November 17, 2006

SJI guys came to our school to train.
I think.

Unless they are like, fake kids wearing SJI
uniform. Or whatever.

And im really sorry Cara.
Truly. Really.
I shall make you something to make up for
leaving you IN A COOL CLASS WITH SIRIN
AND ANGEL AND MY OTHER FRIENDS
WHILE I STAY IN THE SPORTS CLASS..

All alone.

OH MY TIAN.

I think my maid's an angel.
She cooked MeeRumbus for the first time and
its so freakishly nice i cannot take it.

Plus she fried koropok (however its spelled) for
us. GAH i thank god for her man.

Im cheered tons already!

Oh yeah.
Plus it's NAT's birthday on the 24.

And today JonathanMP's friend poked a branch
in me side. And Nat kicked my face.
Taekwondo is cool.

And JONATHAN waved to me and kicked me.

Im making progress.
Whee.
Happy days.

Really hungry.
I need to eat orange bowl ya.
Someone poof me orangebowl noodles.

Right now.
Bunny bouce deluxe.

Boppity boopah boppity booop!

Hannah Montana in Chicken suit.

Lalalalalalallaal
Elmos world.
lalalalalalala ELMOS WORLD.

You 13 years old and i dont know how to
spell world.

Says beekis.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

KISS MY ASS MAN.
Han Ji-Eun i am so proud of you right now.
SO proud.

GO HAN JI-EUN!
RUN LIKE THE WIND IN YOUR LITTLE HEELS!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

This is kinda saddening.

I was reading HighLord till 2am yesterday.
Hoped it would end happily so i would be, happy.
And THEN guess what.

(Im just assuming no one is gonna read this book.
If you are, this'll spoil the it for ya)

Well, see.
Akkarin is the HighLord of the Magicains Guild. The MG is a guild which trains people with magic ability.

But the novices chosen are handpicked only from the Houses, where the rich are from. When a slum girl, Sonea accidentally stumbles over her power in front of a group of magicians, chaos takes place.

Sonea thinks the magicians would kill her once she is found. So she her friend Cery and her decide to escape. While escaping, Sonea sees something she should not see. Akkarin practicing the banned Black Magic. Of course, she does not know this then and dismisses it.

Deep under the ground there are the Theives. They steal and murder for the people's good.

Sonea seeks the Theives help and wants to become a Rouge Magicain. The Theives see her power and accept her offer. Little does she know that without another Magicain to help her Control her power she would soon die.

The Theives see this and have no choice but to bring her to the Guild. There she meet Rothen, a kind magician, and he takes her into guardianship, helping her Control her power. Taking a novice into Guardianship is rare and only novices who show potential get guardians.

Sonea joins the Guild as a novice after a series of complications. But she is shunned and bullied by her schoolmates. She knows Akkarin's secret and hates him for killing with black magic.

And then Akkarin finds out that Sonea, Rothen and Loren knows his secret. He then takes Sonea into guardianship. The Highord had never taken any novice into guardianship before and many parents had long banished the hope of it.

Everyone stops bulling Sonea. No one bullies the High Lord's favorite. No one. But Sonea knows his secret. Akkarin taking her into Guardianship was just taking her as a hostage, making sure Rothen and Loren shut thier mouths about his Black Magic secret.

Then one day, Akkarin suddenly tells Sonea about his past as a servant, and how he learnt black magic to escape, and how a group of Ichandis who all learnt black magic were going to invade them.

Akkarin had been killing all the Ichandi's spies all the while with black magic. Akkarin had been trying to protect the people. So Sonea takes up black magic too, just in case Akkarin gets killed. Akkarin refuses at first, but Takan, his servant, tells him that Sonea will be a good choice.

They go out and fight at night. Black magic is a magic that allows you to suck out someones power. It had not been evil, centuries before, but after people started to abuse the power, the early Guild banned it.

Sonea gives her power to Akkarin to fight and together they kill some spies. But then the guild finds out they practice black magic. They search Akkarin's and Sonea's room, finding that Sonea read books about Blackmagic and Akkarin practiced it.

They refuse to believe Akkarin's story.

The penalty for using blackmagic is exile. Or death. The Guild decides to exile Akkarin to the Ichandi land because they know they cannot kill a black magicain. They give Sonea a second chance to stay in the Guild as they think Akkarin had forced her to learn about it.

To their surprise, Sonea turns down their offer, saying that she had to go with Akkarin so that when you come to your senses and call him back he'll still be alive!

The guild is shocked by her defience, the most Rothen. Osen, another magicain, begs her to stay, but she refuses. So both are banished shamefully.

As they travel together, Sonea finds herself thinking about Akkarin more than often. Akkarin, by the way, had ignored her all the way. Sonea wonders why she decided to follow Akkarin. For the Guild? Or because im becoming so attached to him?

They face dangers on the way, with Ichandis tailing them, back front and center. Sonea, realies she is falling for her guradian. She banishes the thought only to find that Akkarin likes her too.

They travel together again, closer than ever. They decide to go South. On the way, they meet Dorrien, whom Sonea used to fancy. Dorrien helps them find thier way and they meet Cery, who takes over.

Then the Ichandi invade.

The Guild realises their mistake. Much too late.

Oh well.
I have to go for track.

I'll say.
In the end, while Sonea was fighing the last few Ichandi, Akkarin gave her his power to make her stronger to blast them dead. Sonea gave all her strenght and striked them. They fell. Dead.

She turned to Akkarin to smile. It was too late. Akkarin was dead. He had given her all his powers, not saving enough to Heal himself. He had given her everything.



Well. Yeah.
Then there was the grieving and everything.
I was too upsest to read on.

MAN the book is so upsetting.
I thought they would get married or something.

Oh well.
Then Sonea got pregnant.
And then it ended.

THE WHOLE TRILOGY ENDED.
Gah.

This is saddening.
Im going for track.

HAPPY ING
GAI BAIN LE HUANG HUN
LE MING TOU NE KAI XIN

Monday, November 13, 2006

I can go sports class.
Hip hooray.





Glum.



Heck.
What am i supposed to do?
Nat is leaving next year,

-NAT OH NAT
WHY HASTH THOU FORSAKEN THEE-

Loo is quitting,
Cara wont be there
Neither will Sirin.
Nor Angel.

Whats the use in going anyway.
I'll probably be hell miserable.
BUT just listen to her go on.

'Its a great opportunity. You guys will have more
chance then the normal track girls. You girls will
be the creame, the best.
Handpicked teachers, and no music nor dance
lessons. Instead on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you
will have skill training. And in the competition
month you girls wont miss any lessons too.
You girls are VERY lucky.'

Aha.
So all that for freindship? Dont look appealing
enough.

Sounds horrid the way its all out here.
Of course, i could make great friends with the other
girls.

But darn, cant do school without Cara in class.
And cant do track with no Nataie either.

This reeks.
Changes changes.
My head hurts.


And then while i was thinking about all this
crap, PLUS that shitty CIP form which has
been giving me headache, i see THE cat.

Its some kinda chashmere cat-howver you spell.
You know that cat in alice in wonderland?
The creepy one who keeps disappering?

Yeah. Looks like its twin.
Its all fat and white with freakishly yellow eyes.
Creeped.

Then its eyes were following me when i walked
past it. I was freaked.
Hey! The horrid yellow eyes!

Then i decided to like, test if it was my imagination
or something so i started to walk up and down.
Boy oh boy. Sure enough, its yellow visual thingys
followed me all the way.

Then it suddenly stood up.
WAHH.THAT gave me a shock.
I screamed.

If you know me any, you would know how soft
i scream.

Yeahyeah. Then everyone in the vincinity
like all thier heads turned. Gah. I wave then run
home like a lunatic.

Whtever.
When i get home, all annoyed and creeped,
my dear dear sister pissed me off.

I cannot take this.
HEY AND PLUS I GOT THE THIRD BOOK!
THE HIGH LORD.

WAHHHHHHHHH.
Im so happy.
Be happy for me.

I am then reminded of my bleak future.





School.


ITS MY LIFE
AND ITS NOW OR NEVER
I AINT GONNA LIVE FOREVER
IM JUST GONNA LIVE WHEN IM ALIVE

Saturday, November 11, 2006












UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
I PROMISE I WONT CHANGE
SO YOU BETTER GIVE UP

I've gone to heaven i tell you.
Gabriel is so SWEET.
And yeah, so is Jonathan, and Dillion but GABRIEL.
He is so CUTE.

*Swoon*

Really.
Just met him today at Marcus's party.
I was just back from busking at HougangMall.
I was, 3hours and 30 mins late for the party, only
30 mins to go.

THEN i saw the kids.
The buncha sweeties.

I said hello to all of them and became thier friend.
Dillon Gabriel Aaron Zachary

Gabriel: Smart mouthed supershuaii naughty kid.
Dillon: Less cute than my Dillion. But sweet kid.
Aaron: Big sized boy. And ..bullied. Ohtheirony.
Zach: Oh grief, this guy.

So i got home, all tired and sorethoaty from singing.
THEN the house was in a helluva mess with this crazy
bunch of kids making helluva racket.

THEN i realised that there were only four kids.
FOUR little innocent boys could create this.
I am in shock.
I watch as the hypersiao thingys race about.

I am happy.

While i eat my dinner i help with the eggrace.
Which takes about 20mins to get everyone standing.
And then the game took about 1 min.

Tough.
Gariel is shuaii.
And cool.

Unlike Zach who considers me shes my girlfriend
you know after i hugged him.

Then he went around the house annoucing that.
Then Gabriel went EEE, Hey jie, are you his girlfriend?
HE CALLED ME JIE!

*dies*

And then they tell me they dont like Zach cause he likes
this K1 girl and all the rest of the guys hate the girls.

Geez. Boys.

And they tell me this gal Shevvon is like the leader of
the class because she makes everyone listen to her by thretening to tell the other k1s and 2 to DONT FREIND YOU if they dont listen.

I love gabriel.
He just makes one of these cards for me, i'll be happy
for my whole birthday.

He made one for markie...
Markie does'nt know how lucky he is.


Busking was fun.
Singing at Hougang Mall from 2-7.
It was great getting the whole mall's attention.
I was waving like crazy while my friends go
i dont know you.


I DONT WANNA BE TOLD TO GROW UP
AND I DONT WANNA CHANGE
I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
-Grow up. Simple Plan.


Friday, November 10, 2006

Yeahh.

The kid, who looked freakishly like Jonathan Michael Parker with a shaved head WAS Jonathan Michael Parker. Saw him today again. Boy. He is the cutest thingy after L.

He and his sweet little shaved head are so adorahble. Wahhh.

I went to watch STEP UP with Hitler, Bubbles, Natthegreat, Weiting, Serlin, Jenna, and Nifer.

My very happy group of people.
They are really greatly nice people, if you see them right.
Step up, is a good show.
IFFFF you like dancing, dancers, dancing, and dancing, and you know, dancing.

Yeah. Dancey show, if you ask me.
And you know the IMVU thingy, i find my charater so
damn freaky i cannot take it.
She flirts so retardedly. And shes ugly.


I realise i make alot of noise too.
Seriously.

In the cinema, when the place was deathly silent, i suddenly had this
overcomeing urge to laugh. The show was kinda funny.
Then i kept making unappropiate noises at unappropriate times.
Don't know whats wrong with everyon.. i mean me.

Then in train, i was talking to Hiter and Loo and NTG, and when
they left the train i stopped talking for a while,
Selin went
: Its kinda quiet.

It was in fact, unnatuarally quiet.


Very very quiet.





I was freaked.


Oh well. Cant be helped.


"IF i had a blog it would be somthing like...
Today i woke up i thought that my back itched a little bit so i decided to scratch it. then i went into the toilet to brush my teeth..."
-Jeryl on me asking him to start a blog.

Ha.
I bet he'll get one under PP.
HAHAHA.


IM MORE THAN A BIRD
IM MORE THAN A PLANE
IM MORE THAN SOME PRETTY FACE
-Superman

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I need to go to Australia.
Like right now.
WAHHHHH.
Im happy.

This song makes me happy.
Really happy.
Im happy.
Everyone im happy.
Ehman. I wanna hug someone.



Wheepes.


I still remember genting.

Was in the cablecar.
Then the thing was like, enclosed.
I wanted to die. It was hot and stuffy and i couldnt SEE
anything. It was glassy! I wanted so much to jump out.
I would have, except it would be impossible unless i broke the
glass.

So i was inside winding everyone and whining and mooching.
Then i saw a small window. I never noticed!
I stick my head out the puny opening.
Then i scream. And scream.

Wind oh mighty glorious wind.
I melt with happiness.
So then i scream at the other carriage.

I scream and scream and scream.
DADDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
MMAAAAAAAAAAMMMMIEEEEEE!

Xiao Shen says i've gone mad.
Haha. I laugh till i get a stomach ache.
Then i hear it.

YEEEAHHHHHHHHH

They answer!
Thats way cool.

The way back is more fun.
Since i found the window already i wave to the people from
the other side going the other way.
HELLOOOOOOOO!
HELLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It was kinda late and then these china men were all sleeping.
I think i woke them up. Heh.
Then there was the crappy kids who ignored us.
And the malay boys.

Oh boy were they totally overenthu.
Screaming and yelling in some formation.
For all i know they mighta been hurling vulgarities.

They were three carraiges full of em.
Crazy, them.
I just say one HELLO!
And they go yell malay at me.

Then after i passed them long still can hear them shouting.
Geez man.

But it was fun..

AND THEN I REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO CHINA
with bing-y and dear-ie and Bquan and weii and nao and gang.
Then i was sitting in the open air cablecar with dear.
WAHHH THAT WAS FUNN.
Sighs. I wanna sit that again...

At first i was thinking of pushing her to sit with Quan.
But then i scared she cry.
So then heh.

We had some competition.
Me and dear against Quan and Bing.
Waha. Then they were all LOOSSEEERRR. And making the
L-sign and we were LOOOSEERRR back.

We were waving at people and seeing who had more people
who waved back. Haha.
Then i forget who won.
Probably us lah. You know, cause im so friendly and stuff.

But that trip was really fun.
I still remember we kept making Dear.
Then she almost cried.

And then the bus trip i had a whole seat to myself.
WHEEEEE. And stuff.

Then the camera woman was trying to invade our space
then Bing charmed her away.
Ohwell.

Now i think about it, she was kinda pitiful.

Im off point here.
I havent told you bout ChenChen yet!
Will say later.


MELTING UNDER BLUE SKIES
BELTIN IN THE SUNRISE...
COME ON COME ON
THE WORLD'S A LITTLE BRIGHTER
IM IN LOVE
-Accidentaly In Love

Monday, November 06, 2006

IM BACK FROM GENTING!
Miss me?

IM BACK.
Kiss the sweet ground.
FINALLY AWAY FROM THE SMELLY CAR.
THE STUPID BURNT RUBBER SMELL.

Home Sweet Home.
I miss the coldcold air and the freshfresh breeze of highlands
though. Its terribly cooling. I love it.

Probably the only darn thing i miss.
The car ride was so shitty i want to die.

Highlights of my trip.
1. Cablecar ride
2. Corkscrew
3. Meet Chen-chen on airplane ride
4. Car ride to
5. Car ride back
6. The inner story- Bomb and enemies
7. Singing bears


Okay.
I have motor-lag.
I will elaborate tomorrow.


TIAN HUI HUI, HUI BU HUI
RANG WO WANG LE NI SHI SHUI

Friday, November 03, 2006

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYY.

You will NEVERRR guess where im going tomorrow.
BEECAUSE IM NOT TELLLINGGG!



IM GOING TO GENTING HIGHLANDS!
IIIMMM GOING TOMORROW!!!
AINT THAT GREAT?

With Brain Beatrice Andrea Jellyca.
WHEEE. And my family and thier familes.
OOOOOOhhhH

FUN TIMES OHHHHH FUN TIMES I SAYY.


Genting!
Wheepie whoO!

It suddenly dawns on me that Genting aint that cool.
BUT WHAT THE HECK.
WAHAHAHAHAHAH. IM GOING AWAYYY.
AWAYYYYY FROM MY DULL BORING LIFE.

AWAY I SAY.

AWAY I WILL BE,
DONT MISS ME!

I made i pooeeemmmm.
You hear that?
WAHAHAHA. I MADE A POEM!


Shark attack is a boring book.
Sigh. I need something to make me creeped.

BOOORRINNNGGG.
EEVRYTHINGG IS BORRINGGGG.
*watches FMA*

Today i saw this fat small kid.
He was mumbling weird things.
I said hello!

And he went - gabgabgabga.
Something like that.
He was with his kid friend and they were talking
absolute rubbish.

Like,
-Gabababababa
-meesheegababa
-Blubeehoha

Stuff like that.
I was laughing till i cannot take it.
Then i told them markbooble and then i point at them
and laugh.

They were super cute lah.
So i sat down with them and we play rubbish games.
It was kinda fun.


AND i also saw a botak JonathanMP.
As in, a Jonathan lookalike BUT with terribly little hair.
WHICH MADE HIM LOOK DAMN AHDORAHBLE.

In my estate somemore.
Aiiyo. Kawaii seh.

It MAYY have been Jonathan with a hair cut.
Id never know. I woulda asked him but his older brother
around 15plus was playing with him so i just waved.

Sigh.
Dear dear Jonathan.


WHOOPEE AHHYO!
I'll get stuff for you guys!
Dont miss me!

ITS NOT IF YOU WIN OR LOSE
ITS HOW YOU RACE AROUND THE TRACK
-Puttputt enters the race

Thursday, November 02, 2006

THEY SAY L'S GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT SHOW.
THEY SAY L'S GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT SHOW.
THEY SAY L'S GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT SHOW.
THEY SAY L'S GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT SHOW.
THEY SAY L'S GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT SHOW.
THEY SAY L'S GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT SHOW.
(and they did. and he may. because they said.)



*Goes into shock*

---------------------

*Hyperventilation mode*

NO!
NOT L.
NOT L PLEASE.
PLEASE NOT L.

PLEASE OH GOSH PLEASE NOT L.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE.
NOT L.
NOT L.
PLEASE NOT L.

NO.
NOOO.

NOT HIM PLEASE.
OH PLEASE NOT L.

NOT L PLEASE
NO NOT HIM.
L! NO!
NO WAY NOT HIM.
NEVER. NOT L AND NOT EVER.

L WILL NEVER DIE.
NEVER.
NEVER!


*Slowly goes into self-comfort mode*

But you see, theres gonna be four parts right?
Uh huh.
And so L cant die in the second movie right?
Rightt.
Because then the second third and forth movie wont
make sense right?
Yes.
Because if L dies in the next movie then no one will watch
the third and forth. Like me.
Correct.
And even if L dies he'll have to come back in the third movie.
BECAUSE i want him too.
Yesyes
But thats logically impossible.
Mmhmm.
AND SO L WONT DIE.
Whatever makes you happy.

*Morphs into contridicting mode*

BUT THE YOUTUBE PEOPLE SAID!
SOBSOB.
AND THEY SAID THE MANGA SAID HE'LL DIE.
SOBSOBSOB.


---------------------------------------------------

As you can see, thats what happens in the amazing
brain of mine most if the time.
Im now playing reversi with this damn smart guy.
I was like winning 30-12.
Then i was there gloting like hell, saying i got the sides
and stuff.

Theh suddenly he turned all the sides black.
WAHH man. I got a shock.
Hes tough.

By the way. I lost. Sigh.
And this new opponent is worse!
Hes winning form the start. He koping all the sides can.
Sigh.

I think im stupid or something.


CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES ohnehlah
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME IM FINE
-Last resort

Wednesday, November 01, 2006















Boy.


From far, it might look like pieces of shit.
But the closer you look, you see a moving antenna.
SNAIL!

And what, is the snail doing?
Eating the poo? Or TALKING to the poo.
We might never know.

For all we know the snail might be discussing some
conpriracy with the poo.
Like how they are both slimy and brown.

Or it could be talking to the GERMS or the microstuff
on the poo. Yes, maybe snails have abilities to communicate
with germs. Or poo microstuff?

This might spin the world into a whole new revolution.
We might beable to diseect the snail and see what is helping
them to communicate with micro-germs.

Soon, we would be able to do the same.
And when we can, the world will go into chaos.
Doctors and scienctist will all have to quit, because
there would be no need for them.

People would just beg the germs to go away and you know,
give them animals to feed on instead.
And all this would have started with my sharp eyes and
beautiful photographic skills.

Yes. The world will bow down before the great me.



On the way home today, i see the advertisment.
Which freaks me out alot.
Alotalot. Im not gonna say which or what.
I could get sued or something.
Gah. I have to time for court. I am, afterall, a busy girl.

Now i go mass.
Byebye dearies.

MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY