Tuesday, October 31, 2006

OH MY GOD.
Its Halloween and OHMYGOD the angmoh kids in my estate
are all dressed up.

IT IS THE MOST AH-DORAHBLE THING I HAVE
EVER EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE.

All the small little monsters and princesses running all over
the place and saying SweetsSweets!
And carrying thier cute little bags.

WAHHH.
I try to find JonathanMP but i cannot.
I cannot even see the kids faces.. There are dinosaurs and
green thingys.

AND THE SKELETON MASKK!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I cannot take it.
I am dying.
I am freaking infatuated with all these little tots.

And my sis and my neighbours are back from DeathNote.
In which i have watched twice.

I am VERYVERY angry.
They come back and go, L is ugl* all that crap.
I feel like dying.
*i melt in a pool of tears*

HOW DARE THEY!
I cry sadly in pain.
I shield L from thier cruel words.
I hide him behind popcorn boxes.

I protect my dear L.
I am sad.


L!
And JonathanMP.

WAHH.


ITS HAAALOWWWEENNNN!
THE TIMEEE OF DARKK AND L!
AND DEATHGODS WHO EAT APPLES.

Monday, October 30, 2006

I GO CLEAN THE PIT.
I WAS DISGUSTING.

I was,
covered in SAND MUD WATER GRASS.
And like i said, i was disgusting.

Me and ZhiXi were throwing sand balls.
Then we hoe the sand.
Pluck weeds.
Dispose of grassy water.
Pluck weeds.
Dig.
Loosen grass.

It was all crap.
Not worth it.
We probably destroyed the whole longjump pit.
Geez.

Some springclean.
The HAWAII-IMPORTED sand, destroyed.
All destroyed.
Under the hands of us.
Turned into mud, unjumpeble eeky mud.


GO YONGMEI GO!
GO ABBY GO!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Hello.










Death note. ITS THE NICEST SHOW EVER.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Its reallyreallyreally nice.
I tell you. L is super cute. Supersuperusuper cute.
And cool. And weird. And CUTE.

So you have to wait until the last part where L appears.
And plus, the ugly gobliny thing isnt that scary.
In fact, i think Light is worse than him.

LIGHT is a heartless smart not-that-handsome JERK.
L is cool. And smart and eats too much and holds the handphone
in the cutest way ever. And SITS in the coolest way ever.
And STANDS in a hunchie way.














*fangirl squeal*
*dies*

But really.
Hes cool.

And FULLHOUSE!
Wahhh. Full House is really nice too.
Haha. The girl is so sweet. And thingy.

But you realise these popular Korean dramas are all the same?

Goong: Prince unwillingly marries girl. Loves another girl.
In the end he and his wife fall in love.

Full House: Movie star unwillingly marries girl. Loves another
girl. In the end he and his wife fall in love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0EsFkeVl6g
Gogo. See the opening song. Its damn nice.

Similar or what..
But heck, the shows are nice anyway.


EVERY SHALALALALA
EVERY WHOHWHOO-OO.
Testing

Saturday, October 28, 2006

I went to Cara's house for sleepover.
Bahs. We spent the whole night watching FullHouse.
Its a good show.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-0EsFkeVl6g
There. Thats the opening song. SUPER NICE.
"shalalalala"


Believe it, at 2AM in the morning we go to Pratacafe
with her cousins and eat prata.
Wahah. It was so cool.
2am in the morning seh, and the place like crowded shite.

Then i eat Egg Prata.
Its kinda nice.
Kevin and Taoyong (Cara's cousins) were there.
Ting wei, the one they say looks like ShawnL went home.

Kevin keeps saying "yousuck" and "walao".
And Taoyong, hes kinda bompy.










(Note his sucking thumb)

AND DEATH NOTE ROCKS!
RULES RULES RULES.

"L" is so cool.
When he ate the chocolate and stuff.
And when he sits !! EEEEE. And sucks his thumb.

























And when he hold the handphone. Haha.

















Cannot take it.
*fangirl squeal*
*dies*

But. He really is cool.
Cannot wait for Deathnote 2 in Dec.
WHEEEE.














I love death note.
I really do. Reallreally really do.
Actually. I just love L.

*sighs*

EVERY SHALALALALA
EVERY WHOHWHOA

Thursday, October 26, 2006

I walk home in the heavy rain today.
Trudge trudge trudge.
I wear my Ashworth cap and feel the sludge in my shoe.
I feel my ipod getting wet.
My file and the papers are soaking.

It is disgusting.
But somehow, I LOVE IT.
WHEEEEEE.

Walking in the rain is terribly fun.
Since its the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL i didnt care much.
See the emphasis on the words.

I was singing and screaming and laughing.
All by myself, dancing in the rain like a crazy idiot.
When i got home, i was freaking soaked.
From head to toe i tell you.

My maid went crazy.
WHYYYY YOU NEVER CALL ME??
I solemly eat my lunch. I am freezing.

Pin comes along and i practice guitar.

Today we visited- Mumblesomethingmumble.
(malay heritage)
There was this guy called Mamad.
It may have been Mohamamed, but the woman kept going,

MAMAD!! YOU GO THERE NOW!
Okay girls, now you go and follow your groups.
MAAMADD! SOMETHINGTHINGBLABLA.

Then mamad here, mamad there.
Geez man. What the hell? Mammad?

And Sirin saw a Proaaramesomething tree.
FT was like going, nono, its a BhuahLooKoo tree.
The Cara laugh until she gonna die.

Yes. Today was boring. Nnrgh.



And i realise i talk to my Grandfather better face to face.
When i was trying out the walkietalkie with him, it was kinda
awkward. Really.

Plus, i talk to guys better using electronic devices.
Face to face, unless i know them really well, i get creeped.
You SEEE what the problem is with girl schools?

We dont come into contact with the male speices much.
And those people who dont have tuition or church or outside
societies, ehmagawd, they dont see guys at all!

Which puts them into a very difficult situation once they go
to JC or poly or ITE right? *Feels sorry for them*
But of course, mix schools now would probably be a terrible
distraction.

-thinks-

I now refuse to think about this anymore.
I have a headache.

Blah. I go read Twilight now.
And watch Ouran. Again. HONEY SENPAI.


TEEN DRINKING IN VERY BAD
YEAH BUT I GOT A FAKE IDEA THOUGH
-Tipsy

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Today we went to East Coast Park.
Had a hard time deciding too. Gee.

Went to the beach first.
Good grief. The whole car was raining ants and my mom
was going AHHHHHH OHMYGODD JOHNN!!

Then she was half crying half screaming.
The whole damn front seat had like over thouand ants.
It was disgusting.

Then we had to drive all the way home, and vacume all
the ants out. I was bored. So i sms everyone to tell them
about ant domination.


Then when we reached, saw Bing and BQ buliding crap.
Then Nao and Dear in the water shouting MANDA COME IN.
So i went to play sandcastle.

We throw sand around.
Ahem, i mean, they throw sand at me and i just take revenge.
Then Bing and BQ mock me. Mean.

Horrible and mean.
Then my brother totally disowns me.

Gah. In which i make a new friend.
NICHOLAS! The cutest thingy after JonathanMP.
But in any case, Bing bribed him or something.
He started throwing sand at me.

Gah.
Then later Bing and Dear built some crappy merlion
and Bing was proudly showing off the thing. Gross.
I was frantically trying to change it to a chicken.
It suited it better. They didnt believe me.

I got mad at BQ because. BECAUSE.
Im alwasy mad at him. But it goes away.
He cracks me up.
BQ is nice when he wants to be.

We went to bathe and there was this ugly jumping
thingy in my bag. In which i screamed at. (no effect)
In fact, the sumg little creature seemed to like freaking
me out. So i kept my distance. We had a silent war.

And after that, we had lunch.
I ended up at the guys table and it wasnt my fault too.
I was just stting there. Then Wei was there. And becs
food.

Then Quan came along. Sat beside Wei.
Then my mom moved Becs food to Nao's table.
I shoulda known.

After that we went to watch the water skiers.
Shi me and Markie went to watch the skiers.
Was super cool.
Shi was super cute the cap and sunglasses.
So i decided to wear cap and sunglasses to match his.

Then BQ came along.
Kept stealing my cap. Got mad again.
Then again, he protected me from the dogs so i forgive.
The AngMoh guy with the four BIG dogs was kinda nice.

One of the skiers was american.
Veh shuaii. Or maybe thats cause when the does stunts he
looks super cool. *hugs*

Dear threw Bings cap in the water.
And then we were all like. AHH. Howhowhow.
Then one of the skiers fell.

We ran over to help. And to ask for favour.
Oh My Tian. It was a guy who looked like Shin from the
side. I decide hes Korean. But Bing says hes Jap, so. Well.
Mix.

He helped swim to get the cap.
Swoon. Haha. So nice.

Then later we go into combat with sticks and beans.
It retarded.
Bing and Dear go into MORTAL COMBAT.
It was damn funny. Laughed till i cannot take it.

Then we all go home.
Sigh. Bing is flying tonoght.
(turns green)

WHY WE WHOLE YEAR GO CHINA HUH.
WHYHWYHWYWHYWHY!?!?!?

Then he can go Aussie.
Nnrgh.

Blehs.
And yourwelcome.
I told you i'll bring a shirt.
I keep my promises.


MAYBE ITS INTUITION.
MAYBE ITS RAIN
MAYBE ITS SUN

Monday, October 23, 2006

Today track was fun.
Really really really fun.
In a really really fun way.

At first we realised the haze was gone. (PSI :65)
So. Finally outdoor traning.
Which also meant sprinting, in a half haze, neither here
nor there.

Which sucked.

My hand hurt from the jab too.
Which made it all worse.

Anyyway, at training at was really fun.
Although we had to do 150m sprints.

And IM not gonna tell you why it was so fun.
Never.
Because if i tell you then you'll have all sorta thoughts
about if it was fun or not.

THEN you'll have all sorta mean thoughts about me.
Which will then fly across Singapore to me to soot wo.
And then my shortlived happiness will be cut even shorter.

So im not telling you. Never again.
HA.

Me and Nat, we were like crazy.
We were jumping around like siaosiao trackhoppers.
Just trying to liven up the dull place.

Oh yeah. Forget about that.

Yestersay was siiao fun, ohboy.
Bowling at Seletar again.
Although we got chased out of the kids ballroom,
(If you can fit under my hand, you can go in. WE ALL FIT!
They lie. Maybe bend alittle BUT WE STLL FIT INNIT!)
arcade and snooker place, it was terribly fun anyway.

DI QING CAME.
Finally. Geez man, hes been missing the gatherings because
of his work commitments. Gahs. Hes promised to get me a cap.
Ahem. Not mean. He promised long ago. Plus the intrest, i
probably get dinner and movie too. Will tell him next time.

LAST CHIRSTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU GAVE IT AWAY

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Clouds Of Praise.
The coolest, spunkiest, loudest, greatest most amazing
group ever.

Know the feeling when your under the disco ball?
Music thumping, people singing, people dancing, and
bands are playing, music ringing.

Same feeling when your singing with them.
But, just more pure.
The best feeling in the world.

They play the guitar, slam the piano, and everyone sings,
loud and clear. No one is awkward like when youre with
youre friends and no one dares to sing.

Everyone there is warm. Everyone there sings. To the fullest.
They are prasing God and not much and stop them.
They shout and sing at the top of our voices.
And we have fun.

And that is Clouds Of Praise.
The warmest group of people you can ever meet.

We met at the school family camp.
I had refused to go.
But my Mom and my sister went anyway.
Which was a good thing, because thats how we met them.

We were then invited to the Desaru camp in which i was
coherced into going. Which was also a good thing because
it changed my insight to God so much.

I learned to love the whole group of them.
Incluing those like me, who arent in the COP but supports
them strongly.

So then, we started attending mass there. And BSC.
And attending their sessions and meetings.
But then i started CatClass which cut into their weekly
sessions.

So now we meet the group once a month.
On the third week.

Which, is today.
They planned a thing for the youths today.
Selling their CDs. And handmade objects.

Left at 5, and we left for StAnnes.
We sold CDs and promoted talks and talked to strangers.
It was the most fun ever, if not tiring.
ZhengWen and Dalston were fighting all the way.
Wahaha. Its fun to watch. Dalston loses everytime.

At the end of it, the group of us were tired shite.
We took the MRT to the usual meeting place.
Sigh. It was a great day.

CASTLE SO HIGH
UP IN THE SKY
I KNOW THAT I WOULD LOVE TO GO THERE
CASTLE SO HIGH
UP IN THE SKY
WOULDNT YOU LOVE TO GO TOO
-Barney

Friday, October 20, 2006

We were at the charesmatic talk again.
My parents managed to get me to go.
AGAIN.

Its at the basement of church.
We got there late cause i wanted to watch Princess Hours.
(Chnl U. 7:oo)

So. Not space.
Then we had to sit in this place where the stupid big pillar
was right is front of us.

So i had to squash with this guy i didnt know.
Mumble. Was kinda awkward.

Then Freddy Gomez went on with his very deep talk.
Then the blessing thing where everyone fell like domino.
I didnt know any songs they sang so i anyhow sing.
Then always wrong. Then the guy beside me keep snorting.

Saw Juijui and Aunty Jocelyn there too.
After the talk i went crazy and started telling them about
how my skin broke and bled after the hang on bar thing
coach made us to. Then i shoved the scar at them.

Haha. Poor them.

Juijui told mom that her shirt made her look old.
Wahaha!
Then in the car she was all affected and kept asking
if it really did make her look old and stuff.

Mom: Does this shirt really make me look old?
Me: Depends. Are you talking about the colour or what.
Mom: Just does it?
Me: You mean if it makes yout skin look nice? Or what.
Mom: JUST, DOES IT LOOK NICE?
Me: Oh, you mean how it matches your face huh.
Mom: You dont be cheeky, you!
Me: Bu..butbut... im not..

Boy, can i make her go crazy.

Then later.

Mom: So manda, really. Does it make me look old?
Me: (big eyes) Mummmyy.. all that matters is whats in
your heart!
Mom: WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH! HAHAHAAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAAHH!HHAHAHAHAHAH! JOHN!! DID YOU
HEAR HERR??? WAHAHAHAAHAH!
Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Me: Geez.
Mom: Now you know what i'll tell you when you want clothes
eh? Manda?

Oh damn.
Got myself cornered there. Heh.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP
I REPEAT
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Happy happy happy birthday Cara.
We go to Cara's house.

We rent 'Mine and Yours' from videoezy.
We were gonna watch fullhouse, but heck.
I chose it. IIII chose it.

It was a damn nice show.
So cool and stuff.

I cry abit.
YOU SEEEE.
YOU SEE what i mean by my body mocking me?
WHYYY do i cry at totally inapropriate times?

Dont understand.

And plue.
Later we ride the fake Go-kart and the small little
yellow thingys to the playground.
They have a hard time.
GRINS.

At the playground we race stepping on the stones.
You know the ones that old people walk on?
Horrible and sharp and hurts like shit?
Yeah. Thats the one.

I clock a mighty time of approx 90 seconds.
I groan and sh
Cara does it in 11.
Mumble.

Ohwell.

Then i watch the cool show on Chnl U at 7.
Its damn nice.
Whee. The girl is so cute. Its nice. It nice.


CAN YOU KEEP UP
BABY BOY MAKE ME LOSE MY BREATH
HIT ME HIGH
MAKE ME LOSE MY HUHHUHHUHHUH.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I am currently experiencing europhia.
A type of extream highness or joy.

I am happy.

Ahwell. WHEEEEEEE!

When i pull the toilet paper in school, the part where
the end breaks off and you use it, broke off.
It made a damn loud sound. Something like PAKKKK!

I look around in shock.
No ones around.
I laugh.

Then i pull again. PAKKKKK!
Damn fun. Then i pull again, PAKKK! WHEE!!
I laugh.

I then realise.
I HAVE TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER!
So i stuff it back into the roll.

Then i go pee.

Today was reflection day.
Everyone cries.
I dunno why.

I dont cry. It is saddening.
My body is obviously trying to mock me.
This is bad.

BUT WHEHEHEHE!!
LALALALA!

I sms Yigeren but no answer.
Sigh. Need to tell Aunty Saylian leh.

We love Cara!!
Cara is cute!!
We love you!

And really we do.
WHEEEEEEEE!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

We go zoo.
I make fwends.
We play.
We funfun.

We happy.

Yeah. I was looking at this log and it looked
really REALLLYY like a log. So, i said it was a log.

It was mossy.
It wasnt moving. Yet, Sirin insisted it was a crocodile.
I laugh.

Throw the pebble at it. She say.
I don't waste pebbles. I say.

We come back 30 minutes later.
The log is gone.
Sunk? Dead? Rotted?

Shiver.

Maybe it swam away.
A crocodile. Yes, yes. Must be.

So we see the log at the other side.
Shiver.
Thats creepy.

No. Its a crocodile.
Yes. I am creeped out.
I throw my pebble at it. And yes, i miss.

Then i see that its no crocodile.
Aligator, it is.
Its mouth is all pointy and stuff.

We check out the lifebouy.
All scratched and bitten.

What, you mean someone fell in bofore?
Why, then, issit so bitten and scratched?
Is it, that the aligator bit someone before?

Shiver.

Steve oh Steve. I miss ya.
Crikey!

And people throw themselves into crocodile farms to kill
themselves. You know? That is disgusting.
I mean, wth?

What is their problem lah.
Who the hell is so stupid?
Its probably one of the worst ways to die.
(in pure fright and shock)

I think before the crocodile eat him then he die liao.
I am so disgusted. I cannot stand this.
There should be a rule or something.
AHHHHH.


I am so bored.
Which is whyy im not blogging properly.
I am freaking bored.
I cannot watch fullhouse because my SHITE tv is irritatting.

I sigh in depression.
I go watch crap shows now.
Excueease me.

I REFUSE TO GIVE UP
I REFUSE TO GIVE IN
YOU'RE MY EVEYTHING

Monday, October 16, 2006

#1 Single, taken or crushing?
Bashing.
#2 Are you happy with your life?
No way. Well.. Depends.
#3 When you meet the right person, do you fall in love
with him/her fast?
How the hell would you know that he is the RIGHT
PERSON. Grief.
#4 Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah. Jonathan called me a somethingiforgot.
#5 Do you believe that there are some circumstances where
cheating love is acceptable?
Yeah. Dying, going to die and suicidal.
#6 Would you ever take someone back if he/she cheated on you?
Mumble.
#7 Have you talked about marriage with another before?
Yeah. All the time. (dreams about a double income)
#8 Do you want children?
Well. Duh.
#9 How many?
Well. that depends. I suppose 2.
#10 Would u consider adoption?
Unless i have problems with pregnancy.
#11 If somebody likes you right now, what do you think is the
best way to let you know his/her feeling?
Uh. Tell me?
#12 Do you enjoy getting into a relationship?
Well DUH. Do you like having friends?
#13 Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did before?
Chop tree.
#14 Do you believe in first love?
No. Thats kinda retarded. fairy tales.
#15 Do you believe that you can change someone?
Yeah. Sure.
#16 Are you romantic?
No way. People who say they like me will get laughed at.
Then after awhile it will suddenly register. Then i go into shock.
#17 If you could get married anywhere, where would it be?
DisneyWorld
#18 Do you easily give in in fighting?
No way. I fight till i bleed and bruise. But lose anyway.
Waittt, what type of fighting are you talking about?
#19 Have you wished that you could have someone but
messed it up?
No. I wouldnt wish i could have someone. Thats weird.
#20 Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Well ahbviously.
#21 Have you ever broken a heart?
Ack no.
#22 If one day your best friend falls in love with the guy/girl
whom you are deepy in love with, what will you do?
I dunno. Neh been in love before. I'll probably laugh.
#23 Are u missing someone now?
Terribly. Guess who.
I walk home in a haze.
A stupid smelly ugly hot and eeky haze.

BUT WHAAA.
We dont need to do conditioning.
BEEEcause haze PSI hit more than 100.
(Hanyu goes around shouting the peesai.)

So we go gym do push up sit up candle jumps blahblah.
It was fun.

Haze Haze beautiful haze.

I suck the milo straw and blast the music and my
stomach aches. And my shoulder aches. My legs ache.
I am in the haze.
I cannot breathe. I cannot see.

But i am happy.
Why? I have no idea.

Yesterday.
Off we go to SCC.

I bowl with Ahboy. Mama. Difong. Ahboy girlfriend.
Ahgong. Mom. Dad. Sis. Bro. Angelica. SiaoShen.

Wished DiQing were there.
I sigh.

I strike once.
I would say this more excitedly, but somehow, i dont feel
like gloating now.
And i spare thrice. (gloats anyway)

So i sing.

Then we go to the pirates place.
Ballroom whatever.

We have ballfight and i got bruises all over.
But it was so fun that the sorethroat and blueblacks were all
worth it.

And Jerylitte-Senpai got hit by Gerri with a slipper.
Because he said girls were.... Aaand stuff.
Which i shouldnt mention here.
Come to think of it, that was wayy cool.
WAHAHAHAH.
Go Veron!

BALLADE POUR ADELINE

Saturday, October 14, 2006

I went to library.
I was bored.
I slept on the comfy chair in library.
With music darn loud.

Then i cannot hear anyone.
And i sleep.

My feet are all hot and yuccky.
Gahh.
I feel sick.

WARM FEET

Friday, October 13, 2006

I was reflecting today. On the way home.
I had nothing to do, so well. I reflected.

I thought about the skit we trashed.
How we coulda did it better.

Even though ITS NOT MY FAULT we got a crap scene.
Even though ITS NOT MY FAULT i forgot all the lines and
anyhow made things up.

Even though ITS NOT MY FAULT i had to sit on the
tables and shake legs and throw pepples at the cloth.
Even though ITS NOT MY FAULT the extras were all
blurh and anyhow say thier lines.

Then i thought about track.
In which Coach was merciless and almost killed us all.

In which i got dehydrated.
In which i drank too much water.
In which i get bloated.
In which Coach says AFTER!! After then drink!
In which i almost vomit.

I could have tried to run faster..
I COULD.
But i tell you all i wanted to do was sleep.

Then i felt all depressed while i was reflecting.

And so i came to a conclusion.
Reflecting=Depression
Depression=Sit on root of tree and not get up
Sit on root of tree and not get up= Homesick
Homesick=Depression

So you see. So i stopped reflecting and blasted the music.

Then later i go for some talk at CTKC.
Super cool.

Freddy Gomez was doing a talk about how Hebrews used
to 'become friends'.

And guess what. He chose the girl and guy to act it out.
It was damn funny.

1. Exchange robes.
Freddy: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!!
Lincon: Wha?? NOO! Shirt is not robe lah!
Freddy: Mumblemumble. Then pretend LOR.

2. Exchange belts.

3. Cut animal into half.
Freddy: Christan! You be the goat!
Lincon: WAHAHAHAHAH. I CUT YOU!

4. Walk around the animal and recite vows.
Christan: Hurry up lah. I veh cold seh.
Lincon: THE GOAT TALKS!! WAHHH!
Freddy: You neh kill properly...

5. Exchange names.

6. Cut hand and rub cut agaisnt other party's cut for blood
to intermix.

7. Share all assets and liabilities.
Freddy: Okay, Lincon you go.
Lincon: Share ALL my assets? And liabilities?
Freddy: Uhh huh.
Lincon: My assets are... MY BODY!
Girl: Mumble. I dont want. I dont want le.
Freddy: HAHA. Thats all?
Lincon: YEAH!
Girl: (drops face into hands) Noooo.
Freddy: Okay now your liabilities.
Lincon: AHHHA! My Ahlong ge. And My Ahbeng kor. And my..
Girl: Sob..


Assets anyones?

And i still love JonathanM.P.
Wahaha.

Jerylette-Senpai.
NNRGHH BAHHHS GOGOGOGO!


RIGHT TRACK
WRONG TRAIN.
I GUESS THAT THIS IS WHERE WE'VE COME TO
-FortMinor I Believe.




Thursday, October 12, 2006

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath.
I think it's printed on the bottom."
- 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father
knew the genders of four new baby kittens.


"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken.
I'm looking for the seal."
- A young son, examining the contents of a box of Animal Crackers
The trees look sad.
And bare and ugly and small and skinny.

When the men and the machines are gone today, the trees
look terribly empty. No more shade. Only pathetic little branches
sticking out everywhere. For some reason, i feel depressed.

Because of this? Or because i have dysfunctional behavior and
am prone to emotional breakdowns after seeing bare trees? Bah.


We have STTD rehersals today.
We are all hyper and irritating.

Sarah and Huiyi go around shouting at us.
Crystal and Jean laugh and laugh into the phone.(ahem)
and jump around like retards.

Cara sits there and laughs at me and Sirin while we rehearse.
Joan sings as high as possible and tries to be helpful.
Jeannette plays the Pirates of the Carrebiean theme song on
the piano and i love it.

Sirin and me pretend we're pirates and walk the plank.
(Which is bridge meant for the skit, made out of tables)

Then we rehearse.
Sirin is Dawan, and im Kwai.

Sirin: (sings the 'misty morning' crap song)
Huiyi: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SLOWER!!
Crystal: I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!
Jean: SING LOUDER!
Cara: WAHAHAHA.
Sirin; Shaddup.
Me: (throws shoes onto the blue cloth)
Me: You make nice songs.
Sirin: You make nice ripples.
Me: Read me a ripple Dawan.
Sirin: THERES NOT ENOUGHT TIME! WE DONT WANT
TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. ESPECIALLY NOT TODAY!
Me: (holds face) (puppy eyes) pleease,sister?
Sirin: Alright. Throw a stone in then.
Me: (Throws a shoe onto the blue cloth.)
Kirstin: OH MY GOSH. Thats my bedsheet!
WHY are you throwing shoes on it!!??
Me: We dont have pebbles lah. Just pretend.
Huiyi: Here. Use my rubber. And the straw hearts.
Sirin: I see a sharp pointed ectectectectetcet.
Me: A TEMPLE!

Blahblahblah.
So after a long winded conversation, we do the gay thing.

Me: And when i come back, I'll teach you everything
i've learnt. (wide eyed and loving)
Sirin: (clasps hand together.) Will youreally?
Me: Dawan, you're a good student.............
Sirin: (smiles) kwai..you'll come back wont you?
Me: Why shouldnt i? (gently touches heart)
Sirin: Some people dont- (looks at script) you know
that. They like the city too much and they meet people
and ectectectetcetctecte. (touches my shoulder)
Sarah: Man. Thats like so gay!
Crystal: YAH LAH.
Sarah: You two are siblings lehh. Not lovers!!
Me: (throws rubbers and straw hearts onto blue cloth)
Sirin: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT!

I then get pissed because they keep interrupting.
So i jump off the stage and scream around with Crystal and
Jean and shout into the phone.

Who issit? I say.
SAA MUUU ELL. Goes Crystal.

SAMM MUU ELL!! I say.
Hey handsome. Goes Sirin.
Are you SAMM MUU ELL?? Cara askes.

Then we act like bimbos for awhile and Jean's face
is all red and tingy. WAHAHA.

Huiyi gets mad and Sarah shouts.

Then we reherse again.


Sports carnival was fun too, i suppose.
We play soccer. Lose. Tie. Tie.
Gah.

We are shite.
We almost win floorball but Charity wins the finals.
We almost win Captians ball but Loyalty wins the semi.

I see Wanjane and Ghost who have win table tennis.
They are happy.

I see Yongmei but she looks pissed at something so i
give her space.

I see YIGEREN!!

I see Jonathan Michael Parker.
Yep. Saw him at playground. Looking cuter than ever.


SOMETHING BOUT THE WAY
YOU LOOK TONIGHT
SOMETHING BOUT THE WAY THAT I CANT
TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

We had to do the Pillipines thingy on stage.
Somehow, i was coherced into being the guy, like always.

So well. I had to wear a BARONG TAGALOG and parade
around the stage. Gee.
See, the Barong Tagalog is for guys and there are holes all
over. So i refused to wear it.

Then, they said i could wear my PE tshirt under it.
AND that i could wear my cargo pants.
So well, i relented.

Then i changed into the brown thing and ran all around
looking like i had no pants on because my PE pants were abit
short. Then they were shouting at me to put it on because
it looked obsence.

So. I sat there, sweating. In my long sleeve ugly shirt and my
cargo pants. Hothothot. Then Sirin said male models always
look hot and sweaty when and well, hot. And wet.

So it was okay. But, of course, i WASNT a male model.
I remembers the time at church camp where we saw this
super shuaii Korean actor at Sentosa wearing a long sleeve white
tshirt sweating like hell waiting for the shooting to start.

HE looked hot.

Nnrgh.

It turned out okay. My pose was just staring. So i walkwalk, stop.
STARE.
WAlkwalk, stop, STARE.

Ah well. Bing knows Yuhan, Bing knows Tingwei. Small world.

I see JONATH... i guess you know what coming.
JONATHAN MICHAEL PARKER again.

He's on his sweet little bike.
I smile, then the little devil goes, hey braindead.

I swoon. What a sweetie.
His accent is so thick it only registed after he scooted away.
WAITT. WHATTT DID HE SAYYY??

Sigh.
Where do these kids GET these typeah things from.
But i am still infatuated with him. Bah.
If you see him you'll understand.


I CLIMB A TREE OUTSIDE HER HOME
TO MAKE SURE SHE IS ALONE
I SEE HER IN HER UNDERWEAR
AND I CANT HELP BUT STOP AND STAREE
-Busted, What i go to school for.

Sunday, October 08, 2006


I'll say.
















This book, is now my all time favorite book.
It has the SWEETEST illustrations and its all so hearbreakingly
cute. I could have read it about 10 times.

If you ever see that book in the Bishan Library,
Beware.

Its covered with me.

Yes. That tiny little could is called Hoo.
Isnt that the sweetest most ahdorahble name evah?

Oh boy.
Gushing over a book is not me.
Unless its Artemis or Matt Freeman.
(You know what, Wei thought Artemis was my boyfriend cause
i kept gushing over him. At first i thought he was joking so i
played along then WHAM it hit he that he wasnt. Jeepers.)

Oh man. Artemis is so damn cool though.
He is so bloody smart.
I mean, who the hell is THAT smart?
Dream boy.
Smart guys are nice. Sighhhh.

My sister's exams are coming.
Im so stressed. I cant play my guitar upstairs although the
tabs are all in the computer upstairs. Because why?
She'll get distracted.

I cant listen to music. Because why?
She'll get distracted.

I cant watch movie. Because why?
She'll get distracted.

I cant talk. Because why?
She'll get distracted.

I cant wait till her exams are over. Plehs.

OH yes. Sirin. in case you're still mad, im gonna say sorry
again.I realise im always making you mad. Oh well.
Maybe thats why we're friends.

SHE COULD A A SUPER MODEL ON EVERY MAGAZINE COVER
SHE'LL NEVER EVER MEAN A THING TO ME
SHE'S NO YOU.























ab

Friday, October 06, 2006















My happy little gang at Bishan Park celebrating
LANTERNS FESTIVAL.

Yes. It was a helluva fun time.

















My dad climbed the tree and the branch was going
CRRACCK and we were all screaming like shit and
everyone was staring and then some woman took her
camera out and staring taking pictures of my dad.

Then we all started to laugh and Anthea said we should
make people pay to take photos with him.

















I demanded to try and so i did.
Barefooted and armed with nothing, i began the tough
fight against gravity. And yeah, so it looks all bright and
clean in the picture but i tell you, it was all dark and
dirty and rough. Its the flash, man. Gives you the wrong
perspective of everything.















Soon i was up and hurting real bad from multiple
sractches.
















I LOOK real happy there but thats all for the picture.
Boy. When i was coming down i was screaming loud as hell.
AHHHH ehmagwad!! HELPP. Then the whole buncha
guys on their bikes stopped and looked up.

Gah. I was too petrified to care. I hug the branch and slide
down. Abrasion was so bad that all the skin peels off. It bleeds
alittle and hurts real bad.

I just keep screaming and shouting like no tomorrow.
















Goodnight everyone.
HAPPY LANTERNS FESTIVAL!



WE WISH YOU A MERRY L.DAY

AND A HAPPY L.DAY.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Dear Bloom
I am in love with this really handsome guy who had great leadership
qualities. Many girls like him alot too. I try to forget him but i cant.
What should i do?

Five years later...

Dear Kelly
I am so in love with this super hot guy who had great abs....


Dear Bloom
I am in love with this boy. He told me he likes me too.
We liked each other for a while. Now he tells me that
he likes another girl. I am really sad. I am trapped in a
deep hole of love (pfttt) and cant get out. What should i do?

Dear Bloom
I like this boy. When i told him, he ignored me and told
the whole class that i like him. I was really sad. I really
wanted to be his friend so i told him that i was sorry and
if we could be friends. But it didnt turn out the way i wanted
it to. I really want to be friend and i want him to like me.
What should i do?

Dear Bloom
I am nine this year and my mom wants me to start doing
chores. But i am clumsy and i cannot do chores properly.
I am really embarrassed. What should i do?


And... the best of all.

Dear Bloom
My friend keeps tickling me. I tell her to stop but
she just continues to tickle me. What should i do?



Ehmagawd.
From WINX magazine leh.
The one with the faries flying all around.

I mean, you think any teens will read?
I mean, other than me.
And i dont really read. My sister just read out to me.

Oldest prolly 10.
Gee.

10 years old and trapped in a dark hole of love??!!
Pfftt. Koff koff.

-------------------------------------------------------

Read each question below, for every question,
you must type in the first name that comes into your mind.
Just one. YOU ARE NOT INCLUDED.

1 you sit near to in class- Cara
2 has great looking hair- Jamison
3 has a great smile- Jonathan MICHAEL PARKER
4 has a deep voice- Wei
5 has a cute laugh- Jolene
6 has a wild laugh- Weeeell. Cheryl. Ugh.
7 looks cute with make-up on- Bing. Man, i need to see that.
8 is funny- Rachel
9 is good in drawing- Bing Quan
10 is tall- JERYL.
11 has cat hair- WAHAHA. WTF is cat hair?
12 has good penmanship- Cara. Even with her left hand seh.
13 is good in math- My mom.
14 has pink cheeks- YEAHYEAH DEEBS.
15 is good in volleyball- Paul.
16 is good in badminton- *Sniffmumble* Rebecca
17 loves to play the guitar- Pin
20 is short/small- Carah dear.
21 has cat eyes- WTF?? whats with the cats.
22 has a cool last name- Tongoodombon
23 no. 22's love intrest- J*****
24 no. 12's love interest- Ahh. That. Probably me.
25 no. 18's love interests- Whoops. Missed it.
26 no. 11's love interest- Dog hair.
27 no. 13's love interest- My dad.
28 no. 21's love interest- Oh gee.
29 loves purple and pink loads- Esther. And MingQi.
30 who you'd like to give you a testimonial- Yeti


TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT- cause i would give you anything
TELL WHAT YOU NEED- and i'll go get it.
ALL MY LIFES BEEN WASTED.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

We play soccer at Sirin's house in the morning.
It is really boring because theres only three of us.
Of course plus the fact none of us really knows how
to play it well.

First we realise we dont have a soccer ball.
So we walk around her neighbourhood barefooted
and see her 3m deep swimming pool.

Then we visit the AngMoh woman and she lends us
this ball. Shes really nice.

After which we have a hard time getting the keys to the small
little soccer court. The guard keeps going on about some
Glass! Theres glass lehh. Must be careful. And dont kick so
high ah. WHAT are you bringing in har?

A soccer ball...

I think better not. Later you kickkickkick then the glass break.
Or the sides have hole leh. muttermutter. Just go in and run
around okay?

But we are going there to PLAY soccer!!

Then he goes on about crappily unrelated stuff.
So we decide that we dont want to play in a court with glass
and sides where balls can make holes in.

But in the end we go and get the keys after realising that
there wasnt any glass. We checked.

We try headbutting and highkicks.
And i DONT hog the ball..

We go to Thomson Plaza and eat BA CHOH MEE.
Yum.


In school, they make us watch this film on OBESITY.
Sirin refuses to watch. No matter how many times we tell
her thats shes not fat. (you arent. i promise. pinky swear)
In fact you look nice the way you are. If you get any
skinnier then you wont be you anymore.

We love you Sirin. Even if you became a lump of flabs
we'll still love you. And you arent a lump of flabs.
Youre pretty and

She bends her head down throughout the 1hour clip.

We watch skinny models and fat FATFAT people
parade the screen. Then theres this really good looking
guy whos working out with muscles and everything.

Then they show a picture of him before he got skinny.
BOY was he fat. But hes really shuai now.
Blonde hair cute face abs and blue eyes.
No kidding. Thats was the only thing that is driving me
to work out now.

WHICH i will. Well. If i can get the keys to the gym.
Normally under 16 cant get in. And i cant pass for
under 16. But maybe the nice gurad will pretend to be
tricked.

And they show you how the REALLY CHAO fat people become
really good looking after they slim down. All the flabs and
double chins are making me dizzy though.

And i feel really bad for thinking fat people are ugly.
Which is not true. If they would slim down abit they would
look damn good. If you actually take the time to visuallise
how they will look after losing weight.

It takes me about 1 and a half somgs to get home.
When i reach home im at the

YOURE ON YOUR OWN NOW
BELIEVE ME

part of FortMinor's Believe me.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Finished my test today.
All of it.

Somehow i dont feel anything.
Sigh.

I went to read Bings blog and now i feel all sobered up.
WHY. Why he blog until so sad and well, deep.
Now i feel kinda funny. And sad.
Sigh. This is depressing.

And i need a new guitar.
Badly. Dont offer to lend me yours.
I'll break it. I think.

And IF i break it, i have to pay for the yours, Verons,
and my own. Which would be, approx 1k.
And i dont have enough MONEY.

I mean, my birthday money can probably pay only 1
quater of the cost. I probably would have to borrow
money from yuckky people, and become heavily in
debt, and get killed.

On seconds thoughts. I think i will borrow from my parents.


Today in the library, i was sitting in this really comfy couch
reading about Johnny Depp. Then Cara goes. Heyy come
here lah. I got super comfy seats.

I wanna stay here.

But she pulls me up anyway.

So i clutch my magazine in my hand and follow her to
the "comfy seat"
Which wasnt comfy at all.
When we saw the grungy little sofa we raced for it.
We squeezed onto the tiny sofa with Sirin.

I breathed in the cold air and started to read.
Sqish push move wiggle squish.
It was getting abit uncomfortable.

Then Angel came by and then we had to squish
for her to squeeze in.
I huffed and said dramatically,
Im going to sit somewhere else. HUH.

I then stomp toawrds the other couch.

Stompstompstomp. Whooeee!!
I slip!

Yes. I slip. I slip on the stupid slippery part and BAM
down on my butt. Nnrgh.
Everyone comes round and goes. Are you okay??
No. I am not. I could not stand up.

My butt hurt like shit.
Plus my ego. My poor bruised ego.

Hello? It was supposed to be dramatic.
I cant FALL!

The librarian was all, let her sit down, let her sit down,
rest her butt.

Cara kept laughing.
She was like, we were watching you leave to see if
you turnes back or anything then suddenly you
WHOOSH and fall. HAHAHA.

And then she chokes into fits of giggles.
Not funny.

Nnrgh.

Markie is watching Hi Five now and i can hear
Charlie singing. I shall go join him.

DONT LET NOBODY TELL YOU YOUR LIFE IS OVER
INTO THE RUSH NOW
YOU DONT HAVE TO KNOW HOW

Monday, October 02, 2006















Track.
We run to pierce, on the board walk, around and back.
THEN to bishan park and around.

Pantpantpant.

Damn tired. But back at school i go high.
It like WHOOPEE i can see the sky and everythings so pretty.
My heads all clear and fresh.
Must be endorphins.

Then we play soccer.
I get smashed in the face with the ball, kicked in the shins and
slammed into like 10 times.
But its fun.


I walk home and see the two siao dogs again.
The american boy keep saying no! when the dog bark at me.
Like that will help..
I was trying damn hard not to scream.


I see Mark, Melody. Grace and Germaine at the basketball
court in their blades doing stunts.
I sit and watch.

GET YOUR BLADES! Mark shouts.
Uhh.. i have to study for...
YAYYYY SHESS COMINGG!! Melody says.
YAY!! cries Mark. Big cute eyes. NOO. Thats the thing i cant resist!

Come on willpower. Where are youu.
Too bad. My will power abandonded me.

So the four flanked my sides and escorted me home to
get my blades.
Oh well. It was kinda fun. I lay on the ground and watched
the clouds. I really wanted to camp there. It was so calm and
relaxing.

Well, until Mark skated over me. Then Melody.
Then they were all over me. In that way. Not that way.


Oh well.

CASTLE IN THE SKY

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Yestereday morning was good weather.
I went to the playground to study.

But the sides was blocking the wind which defeated the purpose
of coming out. So i sat on the floor outside my house.
It was damn windy and fresh.

Suddenly this super huge ant ran across my book.
And it runs super fast okay. Like, zzrmsh and its gone.
Then it kept running aorund and i got really pissed.
So i use my slipper at hit it. It died.


After awhile, this group of small ants came marching by.
Then they life the dead body of the big ant and carry it
around. Wahliao. Veh disgusting.

Than the whole bunch of small ants march around all over
on my book and around me.
I gave up and went back into the house.


Then later at church i see Cedric looks so super cute.
Hes wearing the long robey thing and his hair is all spiked.
ARGH i wanna hug him.

Later we go for dinner for Mama's (grandmother) birthday.
















PeiXian looked damn pretty.
Shes a air stewardess.

Peixian: Alot of the airstewardess cannot make it man.
Difong: they fat ah.
Peixian: no lah. The uniform no matter how fat will still make you
look felumsious.
Difong: Like you?
Peixian: No lah. Got alot very not pretty one.
Difong: They you never find pilot ah.
Peixian: Aiyah, they all super old one.
Defong: then find the youngyoung one lah.
Peixian: they all traniee one lah. no bao zheng they become pilot.
anyway they all stress until hair drop.
Difong: (mutter) picky.

















I was trying to get a picture of her.
But she kept shouting MANDA CAMERA HAVE FLASH!
And then she almost cry.
Shes damn scared of flash see.

So she hide her face liddat and i took away the flash.
















Me and my Papa.
















That the only picture i have with his face.
The rest all he use his hand cover.
Veh irritating.

















The little man.



THE WIND RUSHING THROUGH THE GRASS
THE THRUSH IN THE TREETOPS
AND CHILDREN TUMBLING IN SENSELESS MIRTH
STIR IN US A BRIGHT FAITH IN LIFE.

Somehow when i read this it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.