Friday, September 29, 2006

Today coach make us do high jump.

I hateihateihate high jump.
I got phobia of the rod seh.

I never clear any at all.
Coach -5cm more!
5cm! 5cm! 5cm! Until damn high.

Siao. I see the rubber thingy then my heart go thumpthump.
Phobia.

I tell Coach i cannot lah.
She say NO! GO!

So i runrunrun then when i reach the string then SCREECH.
I stop.
Coach AHMANDAH! WHY YOU STOP. GO!

Sigh.

No choice lah.
So i heck. Then i go GAA really loud and then sprint
towards the mat. GOGOGO i think.
Then i barrel straight through.
Before i jump i say something like NNRRGHH! and i jump.

I wont elaborate.


Then later we have to sprint.
Dreddreddred. Then i scared MsLim come find me cause
i pon track on Monday to STUDY. Hello? Study leh.
I deserve credit. I DO!


LIFE IS A ROAD
AND I WANNA KEEP GOING
I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE WORLD STOPS TURNING.
-In the Beginning

Thursday, September 28, 2006

I was bathing.
Then i hear THINMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP
THUMPTHUMPTHUMP.

Damn loud okay.
Then i thought my sister crazy and bang the table
or somthing.

So i shout SHUT UP LAH.
But she cannot hear cause water too loud.

When i come out she is trying to save the winniepooh balloon.
Again. For the about 28th time.
It has once again floated to the celing.

The fan hits it. THUMP. Ohh. So that was it.

She passes the dying piece of hemlium filled pastic
to me. It looks all rummy and soft. But amazingly,
it still can float.
5 days and 28 hits with fan and balloon still lives on!

But now my reflex damn fast.
Everytime it floats from under the table then my hand
goes schhsh and flys out and grabs it.


And i have thought of a new word.
I shall respond to people with a nnrgh when i have nothing
to say.

Yes. i shall.


And i went to read Sirin's card again.
Sirin really is a good friend.
AND IM NOT SAYING THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE
MAY BE ABLE TO COME.
Shes the type who will stick with you no matter what.

Well, unless you dont wanna eat what she wants to eat.
Then she will go join her loyal back up.

The card she gave me is a four year old card.
And it says wecome to the zoo and
"these animals have come to say
no matter what you do
thay hope this very special day is lots of fun for you"

And theres a picture of me with the Royce choc wrapping
on my head. Heh.


And that was Cara's Royce choc by the way.

Now i have convo wid miie 8 1dee clashmates seh.
We niidx tiuu diiscushx dhe parrtii at dhe beachhx
worhx. Okaiie. Iie diiscuss wiid
(the "i"s are blinding seh)

My dear Kristin.
AND my partner in crime RACHEL.
Busy Clarissa.
Pretty YingQi. And she can run.
DOMINATION- huiyi
Jolene who sneeze super cute.
And Sirin.
And purple.

NO MATTER HOW THEY TOSS THE DICE
IT HAS TO BE
THE ONLY ONE FOR ME IS YOU.
AND YOU FOR ME

So happy to-geethherr.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

What we did to Deebs.

Me- *plucks a strand of hair*
Cara- DEEBS. Okay, when you answer our question turn around,
tap the hair and then answer. Kay?
Me- *holds hair*
Cara- What is you name?
Deebs- *turns* *tap hair* Debra.
Cara- What is your age?
Deebs- *turns* *tap hair* 13.
Cara- What is your favorite hotel?
Deebs- Uhhh. I dunno.
Cara- Pretend its blahblhablah.
Cara- What do you like best?
Deebs- (i forgot what she said)
Cara- Now, if your in blahblah hotel, and your husband comes
out of the shower with a towel, and the towel drops, what will
you say?
Deebs- !!! WHAT??!!
Me- Turn lah.
Deebs- *turn* *proceeds to tap hair*
Deebs- GOT NOTHING!! WHERE? (i dropped the hair)
Me- HAHAHA.
Cara- TAP THE HAIR!!
Deebs- GOT NOTHIINGG!!
-teacher walks in-

Now think about it.

Husband walks in with towel around waist.
Towel drops.
GOT NOTHINGG!! WHERE!!

Anyway.
Today at track we sing barney songs.

And do long jump.
And short sprints.

AND JERYL HAD BETTER BE READING THIS.
- i DO have a life. i DO have a life! i DO! I DO!-

And Pin has an Atticus belt.

FRIENDS ARE SPECIAL
THEIR SO IMPORTANT
THEY MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND.

NANANA
AT SCHOOL OR AT THE PLAY GROUND!

FREINDS ARE THERE TO HELP EACH OTHER
WHEN ONE IS FEELING DOWN

BEING FREINDS IS REALLY SPECIAL
BE A FREIND AND YOU'LL BE GLAD.


IF ALL THE RAINDROPS WERE
LEMON DROPS AND GUM DROPS,
OH WHAT A RAIN IT WOULD BE
STAND IN THE RAIN WITH MY MOUTH OPEN WIDE

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

IF ALL THE RAIN DROPS WERE LEMONDROPS AND
GUMDROPS OH WHAT A RAIN IT WOULD BE..

OH MR SUN SUN
MR GOLDEN SUNN
PLEEASE SHINE DOWN IN MEE

-Barney and Friends.

My sister is making racist jokes.
*depressed*

In track Coach goes GO AH-MAND-DAH!
Stress i tell you.

Sprint Ah-mand-dah.
Last step shorter! SHORTER!
JUMP LONGER AH-MAND-DAH!

Stress.


IF ALL THE SNOWFLAKES WERE
CANDY BARS AND BLAHBLHA
OH WHAT A SNOWFLAKE IT WOULD BE!
-Barney

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The story.















Boy who looked like a girl who looked
like a boy. Who looked like a girl.
















Sirin Licking Good. FANtastic!

















My gang.
















Me and my sweet. I look too happy.
















The oh-so-mature sister of mine.
















Seeing how i look withh glasses.
Realising when i smile my eyes close.
















Trys to fix that.
It fails miserably.
I look somewhat... wrong.
















Back to me.
















Me and my brothers.





















Cake.















My sweet.




The hunt for redblood cells.

My computer finally cooperates.

FINALLY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PIN! (x3)

Monday, September 25, 2006

Hello there.
I am trying very hard to study my maths.
Which is geting nowhere.

Blogging would be more fun if the stupid computer
would just get a grip and stop dying on me.


Today everybody wished my happy birthday.
Cara got me this super cool balloon. Poo and Tiggah eh?
Plus a box with another box inside.
A used maple card, mutated dog mould, body lotion,
and CHIPS. Whoo baby.

Cara the girl.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Today is my birthday.
I have the worse cough i have ever had in ages.

Every second i go COUGHCOUGH HACKHACK.
And when i breathe it hurts.
It hurts when i sneeze.
It hurts when i cry.
It hurts when i cough.
It hurts when i sniff. (yes i do sniff but not into the MIKE)
My eyes are all red and sniffy.
My nose is all snuffy and running.

But i still feel happy.

And why so?
Because i know someone loves me.
People who take the time to remember that its my birthday and
send an sms or wish me on msn or call me up.

They probably think its nothing.
But heck, it means a damn lot to me.

Now i've gotten all soft.
YOU SEE. *HACKHACK COUGHCOUGH*
You see where going soft leads to? Huh? Huh?
NUuh thing. Just a stupid coughing fit.

Anyway. My mom is bugging me now.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

I was thinking of compiling a wishlist.
But i figured it was probably too late.

Then i decided i didn't care if it was too late.
So here it is.

*thinks*
Uhhh. Errmm. Urghh.

Frankly, i dont really need anything.
But heck.

I WANT A WATERPROOF BIKE.
I WANT MORE FRIENDS.
I WANT THE FRIENDS I HAVE NOW TO STAY WITH ME.
I WANT TO LEARN TO DRIVE.
I WANT TO SAIL AGAIN.
I WANT GOD TO BLESS ME.
I WANT GOD TO BLESS MY FRIENDS.
I WANT TO HUG CALVIN.
I WANT A PET TIGER.
I WANT MY INNOCENT IMAGINATION BACK.
I WANT A SAILBOAT.
I WANT A CAR.
I WANT A RAINBOW.
I WANT THE SKY.
I WANT TO HAVE COOL EARS.
I WANT PRETTY CLOUDS.
I WANT TO GET RICH SO I CAN BUY STUFF FOR MY FRIENDS
AND PARENTS EBCASUE SEEING PEOPLE HAPPY MAKES ME
HAPPY.*
I WANT THE DAY-I-REALISE-I-LOVE-MY-SISTERTO COME
SOON BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE KILLING HER.
I WANT YOU.

There. Now you see.
I want millions of unobtainatble things.

*What i want to give my friends when i get rich.

Sirin- She'll be rich by then too. I give her a suprise party.
Jeryl- Sail boat. (to sail ME)
Cara- I'll get Wu Yue Tian to play live for her. HAPPY I-N-G
Angel- Bikini. Her own beach.
Rachel- Publish her book. Called The Rachel Attitude.
Bing- A horse. And well, land to RIDE the horse.

Im bored.

THESE ARE CHRONICLES OF LIFE AND DEATH
AND EVERYTHING BETWEEN
TODAY COUD BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
-Good Char. Chronicles of life and death

Friday, September 22, 2006

Sirin and Angel visit.
After a long thaingy, we go to the door step.

I try to get them to go home cause my mom is pissed.
But noo, Sirin insits on staying.
So Sirin lies on the doorstep floor.

Sirin- Hey, the scenery when you lie here is cool. You should try it
sometime.
Me- *looks at the dirty floor* I'LL JOIN YOU. *lies*
Me- I can only see the roof lah.
Sirin- Move up abit.
Me- I still see the roof.
Sirin- I see birds and its so cool. You wouldnt understand.
Me- There ARE no birds.
Sirin- I told you you wouldnt understand.
Me- Jeez.
Sirin- Well, Angel, cmon.
Angel- Okay.
Me- Shove over Sirin.

The three of us then cram up the whole doorway.

Oh yes.
Then later i go out and ride my bike with my brother.

I see JOHNATHAN MICHAEL PARKER again.

Jonathan- Lets race again!
Me- IM GONNA WINN!
Jonathan- *stops*
Me- Dont tell me you're tired again. Im not gonna believe you.
Jonathan- Im not! Close your eyes.
Me- Nope. You faker.
Jonathan- Please? No peeking!
Me- Okay.. BUT I KNOW YOURE FAKING.
Jonathan- Youre peeking!
Me- Im not!

Jonathan then mounts scooter and shouts TRICKED YA!

Sigh. Then when we play catching, he says he wants to tell
me a secret and then TAGG YOURE IT!

Daniel, his brother, is freakin cool.
When he plays basketball he looks damn cute.

Jonathan by the way, is about 5.
Infatuated.


Ohwell.

AND IF THERES NO TOMMOROW
AND ALL WE HAVE IS HERE AND NOW
IM HAPPY JUST TO HAVE YOU
-Corrs. Breathless

Thursday, September 21, 2006

This morning i got all my teachers angry.
AMANDA.. this
AMANDA.. that
AMANDA.. what are you DOING

Luo goes
Amanda, what happens when the class sink in?
In super cheem chinese.

What? I say.

ChengMei translates and i go OH.
We die lor.

The Luo gets pissed and blahblah.

During D&T free period, we create a puppet show.
I use Sirin's duct tape to make HelloKitty puppet.
And a black blob.

After a few feeble attemps to narrate it, we give up.
We then twirl the whole roll of duct tape into a long string
and try to stick it onto the celing light.

DTtay goes, nono girls, later you fall.

Its class deco lah. Dont disturb.

WHERE GOT BLACK CLASS DECO ONE. Aiyoyo.
Want then red better.

Nevermind lah. You want to help us put up?
I think im too short.

Tsktsktsk.


It goes on.
Later when DTlee comes in, Pei just stand on table,
stick and come down. DTlee never even noticed.

When we get bored we go to the balcony and lie down.
We sprawl on the floor while Angel smses Dexter and
Sirin, Cara and me talk about nothing.


When walking home theres this two guys in all white
uniform behind me. They keep bitching about their friend.
That ****ing ********.
That stupid guy no **** one.

When i turn around they suddenly stop.
I walk faster.

I realise they look good in long pants.
I wonder what they will look like in shorts.

I figure since my brother is subjected to 10
years in shorts, i should warn him first.
Maybe he will get kicked out though.

Or maybe, he is secretly gifted and will go to
HwaChong.

*counts*

By the time i know i'll be 23.
And married. With my OWN laptop.
Maybe i wont get married so soon.

By then,

I shall have a private jet to fly over bermuda triangle
and maybe all the so called missing people just found
paradise and refused to come back.

I shall go to Ice hotel and Sea hotel and Space hotel.
If theres no such place then i shall create one.

I shall discover the secret of THE MAGIC BACKPACK
The one that Dora has.

I shall swim in the dead sea and float. FLOAT.

I shall become a pilot and my friends all get to sit
first class.

I shall find Mdm Suah and give her a suprise birthday
party although i doubt she will remember us 10 years later.

I shall sail, SAIL, around Singapore in one day
Sail, i repeat, which means by then i would
have the licence to. If i dont then Jeryl can tow me.

I shall have my wedding at the Fleming Beach Park,
Maui, Hawaii. ON THE BEACH.

I shall discover something like MapleKiller and
flush Maple out of every child's mind.
But then again by then there probably will be some other
thaing.

I shall have a snow party. With all my friends.

I shall have a real snake as a pet. A snake who loves me.
AND ME ONLY.

I shall have Sirin and her band play live at my snow party.

I shall disband the No Bubblegum Policy.

I shall set up a fast food chain called LEEMANDAS
And 13 years olds can work there.

I shall be the cofounder of SHS. Sirin High School.

Lastly, i shall achive my dream of riding the bike in the pool.


----------------------------------------------

*Starry eyed starring dreamily into future*


Oh well then. When i say SHALL, i will.
Believe me.


SHE SAY SHE LIVES FOR ME
DROP ANOTHER LINE
LIKE A CODA WITH A CURSE
- Third Eye Blind . Semi Charmed Life.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I dont blog these few days because i was damn pissed.
Every time i type a post, then the internet suddenly crash.

SO DAMN IRRATTING.

IF youre wondering why i can type this, im wondering too.
So i better finish this before com crash again.


Sirin came over again.
And did i say? My moms in Bangkok.
I tell you, from the day she left until now, she have 19 phone calls
le. And those are only the ones i pick up.
Is my mom that.. needed?

Sigh.
By the way, how do you prunounce irritating?
I was saying it irehtading before i heard lumps say it that way.
I was disgusted.
I change to IRITATING then ArtT say liddat and its more disgusting.

So i decide not to use it at all.

By the way, *hinthint* my birthday is in 4 days.
I'll probably stay at home and rot.
SHADDUP SIRIN. Oh well. Maybe its retribution.

SIGH.

LONELY
IM SO LONELY
I HAVE NOBODY

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I meet Paul and Ryan in school.
It's cool.

AND I HATE MY COMPUTER I REALLY DO.
Sorry Bing. My dad says no job opening.

And no catclass for 3weeks.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Yesterday, Sirin came over to study.
We study maths. Really.
Sirin shouts stuff, and well, i shout too.
It did help. Seriously.

Then we went to rot our brians playing Maple.
Was cool cause now we have a pet. (thanks to my sister)
I tell you, the monkey looks like a deformed hairless baby.
A PINK one. So says Sirin. And it does.

I was trying to make it pee.

Me- PEE. PEE I SAY!
Me- PEE YOU BOOB OF A MONKEY
Me- PEEE!
Me- PEE NOW!
Me- PEE I SAY! PEE!
Mapleguy- Crazy gal trying to force the monkey to pee.
Me- Whatever. PEE.
Maplepro- be nice. just say 'pee'
Me- pee
*monkey pees*

Later we go to gym to workout. Well, kinda.
Sirin pretends to be driven and mooches around.
Then we go blading.

I meet a boy called JONATHEN MICHAEL PARKER.
Damn, he is the cutest boy i have ever seen.
He had cool eyes and a gorgeous accent i cant make out.

He is, a liar though.
We race to his house.

Me- WHOO! I WON! *overtakes him*
J- *flops on the floor*
Me- You okay?
J- Im resting. Im really tired.
Me- You're trickin me arent you?
J- No im not! *innocent eyes*
Me- Ohwell. *flops on floor too*
J- HAHAH. I was trickin ya! *Mounts scooter and zooms off*
Me- Darn it.

But his house is really cool.
It has these super cool dungeon doors.
I shall visit him later.


Then i go to BSC for the hall opening thingy.
Super fun.
Dalston, DaMarcus and the boys ran around causing trouble
and playing chinese chess.

They say Ming Ting likes Dalston.
Ahem, sick. Ming Ting is HOW OLD?
Good grief. When i was her age i used to love uh..
WHAT did i use to love? Sigh.

Dalston is MY AGE, and she is, P4.
P4s arent supposed to be so polluted yet.
Whatever.
Yigeren me and Daph, and Singying and the new boy play
Mastermind.

When i get home, its late.
Me, Sirin, Ashu and Andre confrence.
Andre pronounced, ON-DRAE, I just realised.
And he can play the piano damn well.

'Ashu sounds like Amanda' says Andre.
Haha. He does.
Sirin says she respects gay guys who admit that they
are gay.

We talk for like 45 mins before my parents give me this
super long talk about my nonexistent responsibility,
dont-care-attitude, rudeness, blahblhablah.

Then i fall asleep because i was in a bad mood and
didnt feel like blogging.

Today was the loong awaited cat class.
My cathecists were driven crazy by the boys.
Gerry wants to kill everyone. She bangs her head.

Gerry- What award did teletubies win?
Ryan- GREEN TEA! And the gummy thingy.
Gerry - I SAID AWARD! AWARDDD.
Gabriel- Green tea.
GERRY- ARGH!
Gerry- MeiYong. What did your group win?
Gabriel- GREEN TEA!
Gerry- Takes off slipper and uses duster to hit him while Paul
beats him up with his croc shoe.

Was damn funny.


TIME GOES BY SO SLOWLY
EVERY LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAY,
I'LL DO.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Sirin was happy with her three part belatedbelated present.
I should think.

We got her mentors, AwfullyChoc icecream and twisties.
She was all, COOL when we shoved it over.


Today was so freaking boring i want to die.
Cept for the present part.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

FT Tan dyed his hair.
Brownishy blackish yellowish hair.
And he FINALLY got a side parting.
His BORING middle parting was terrible.
He said Cause of the photoshoot mah.

It caused an UProar in our class during assembly.
And girls, if youre in love with Tan, (ahem)
hes taken. WITH A FIONCEE.
And we are going to his wedding whether he invites us or not.
Anyone want to join us?

Recess we go see the guy selling the IQ stuff.
For every thing you solve you get a bookmark. I got 5.
Was damn fun.
But later we lost track of time and assembled late.
The whole 1dee had to wait for us. Really sorry 1dee.

Tomorrow we have to meet the teacher early, so dont worry.


After school, i go to Cara's house to study.
I pick up my maths workbook and worksheets then go over.
I push my bike over and we have to lug it down the VERY
steep and loong slope.

This obviously means, later i have to lug to UP the very
steep and loong steps. But thats later.

When i get there, i see my whole Anastasia series in her shelf.
Haha. Half my things are hers though, so its okay. Heh.
We do maths with the radio on and she lent me her "Bigger".
Thanks dearie.
SIGH. I hope i remmeber to return it.

After maths we go to AwfullyChololate to get Sirin icecream.
We play the shark game. The one where you have to press the
sharks teeth until his head suddenly DROPS.
I keep screaming. And laughing. Its fun.
WeiShan was damn scared. Actually, so was i. Heh.

Then i go to the playgroud and swing.
SWINGG. Its so fun and you know, fun.
Cara wanted to show me her neighbour's swing, but her
family was having dinner already.

Cara- Yeah, Jasline's(or something) house.
Me- OH. The one who you faked had a brother you liked
- called Marcus?
Cara- She really has a brother lah.
Me- But you said you were lying.
Cara- I was lying that i lied.
Me- WTF? Wahlao.
Cara- Aiya, you were very gullible last time. Still are, really.

*Boy walks past*

Me- Is that Marcus?
Cara- EWW no. HAHHA.

*Another boy walks past*

Me- Is that Marcus?
Cara- NOO. Sheesh.

*We see a boy walking down the steps*

Cara- DONT ask.
Me- Okayokay.

We drag the bike to the steps.
The boy stares. Cara keeps laughing when she looks at him.
After which we TRY to drag the bike up the stairs.

One step AHHH. Piongpiong drop again.
The boy turns around and say.

Boy- You need me to help?
Cara- HAHAHAHA *choke* haha, its okay.
Me- S'okay.

Drags bike again.
My hands starts growing blisters and the bike keeps slipping.

Boy- Really, need me help?
Cara- hahahaahha. Gogogo. Its okay. hahah,
Me- Nah. Sokay.

At that time, the bike is slipping down.
And Cara is making funny noises.

Boy- You both can bring it up anot?
Cara- HAHAHA yeah. Hahaha.
Me- Obviously not, but seriously, its okay.

The boy then grabs the end of the bike.

Me- You're not really helping.
Boy- Okayokay, i go to the front.
Me- -mumblemumble-

But he is damn strong.
He drags it up and im just behind pretending to help when hes
lugging it up my himself. Seriously, he IS strong.
But Cara never even pretend to help luh.
She just stand there laughlaughlaugh.

Me- Thanks man. Really.
Boy- Mm. *Wave*
Me- Bye Cra.

I mount my bike and start riding.
Suddenly the pedals starts spinning like siao.
Then keep hitting my leg, and the skin all peel and my knee
started bleeding.

So i brake and fall into the drain.
I try to fix the chains and my hands get so black.
I rub the sweat from my face and my face got a black streak
across.

Aiyo. Then i wished the guy would help me drag the bike back
home. I saw this guy runnning for bus.
His slippers PIAKPIAKPIAK damn loud. So irritating.
So i shouted ALL THE WAY! YOU CAN DO IT!
Then i wave my hands and shout GOGOGOGO.

The boy looks at me like im siao. But he was going to laugh.
So whats new?
But he catches the bus anyway.

I get home all sweaty and with streaks of black all over.
Becs gives me her blow by blow Maple adventure.

Bec- OMG YOU KNOW TODAY THIS SUPER NICE
GIRL SOLD ME THE CLOAK FOR blahblahblah...
Me- How nice.


Bec- Oh yeah. I remember last time we used to lie on the
sofa and hang our head down the side and look and Gonggong's
head upside down. Then i laugh until you vomit.

Me- Oh YEAH. Haha. I remmeber. Omg, i was so cute.
Well, and you.


I SEE YOURE LOOKING AT ME
LIKE IM SOME KINDA FREAK
-Britney, Do something

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Ms Lim said BOND, BONDD i tell you, the last traning.
And so, we bond. We talk alot of crap and stuff.
We did hurdles in which i look freaking stupid.

Go Amanda!
Okay okay.
*Starts running*
AHHHH, *jumps over and looks stupid*

DARN. Whoopsiewhoopsie. Again.
GO AMANDA GO AMANDA
Stress, i tell you.

Then after like, 16 rounds of hurdles, i clear once.
I rock.
Later we do 150m sprint.

I tell you. Halfway through the first sprint,
i got touched by an angel. Seriously.
Zrrmm. And i overtake the front people.

My watch hits Kristal, my watch hits Kell.
They want to kill me. BUT I WAS TOUCHED.
WAHAHAHA.

The second and third was super high.
I had SONIC BOOM baby.
Oh well, i may have been imagining things.


But after that, i think it probably went away.
My legs gave way and i flopped on the floor.
Kim said i looked drunk. Ohwell.
I suppose they have side effects.


Since it is all Sec 1s, we bond.
We talk about the CLite camel humps.
I TELL YOU THEY LOOK LIKE, uh, well never mind.
They wobble. ARE CAMEL HUMPS SUPPOSED TO
WOBBLE? Its so wrong.

Camel humps are suppsed to be tough and hard.
NOT FREAKING WOBBLY and LONG.

When i was leaving everyone went,
BYE AMANDA!
Oh well, maybe its because i said bye to them. But who cares.

I was so happy. And high.
Then i walk with Nette, Yinglin and Kel to canteen.
Then the Jonel shouts, AMANDA!
I go to the gym girls and they tell me whats coming up
for the chinese compo test.

I feel happier.
I walk abit more, feeling happy.
Then, BYE AMANDA! Hanyu.
The whole group of track seniors.
Amanda Lau goes, BYE MANDA.

I have ice in my mouth so i go. MMHHMM!!
And wave crazily. Oh well, i get so high.

Then while walking home i see a girl wearing pink.
I smile at her and wave. I think she thought i was crazy.
Thats okay.

I see a woman while crossing the road.
I smile at her too. She smiles back and grins.
WHOO. It felt damn good.

I start smiling at everyone.
The maid with the small Angmo boy was so nice.
And the boys at the court probably think im siao too.

Their ball flies out.
I bend to pick and throw back.
I smile again. They start laughing. Sheesh.

Smiling rules.
When i got home i went to the mirror and smiled.
I felt happy too.


Oh well.
And my sister wants Maple cards damn badly.
Which i think is a waste of money.
BECAUSE, i dont have any, and she wants to use it on
something VIRTUAL.

But whatever.


L IS FOR THE WAY YOU LOOK ME
O IS FOR THE ONLY ONE I SEE
V IS VERYVERY EXTRAODINARY
E IS EVEN MORE THAN ANYONE THAT YOU ADORE.
-Love Nat King Cole

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

My fingers have red lines all over.
Its hurts like hell.
But now i can play one super simple song.
*Sighs happily*

And i want the earphones for my ipod.
The one that looks like earmuffs.
Dalston says its better that the ones you stick into your ear.
Plus it looks cool. Well. SIRIN HAS ONE.

And i cant believe Bing cried in his camp.
That is so. Sweet.
Why havent i cried in camp before? Sheesh.
The only time i did was when my mum left me in TumbleTots.
But i was 3, and Tumbetots doesnt count as camp, so.

Plus for my birthday, my mom got me a tankini.
(Thats a swimming costume)
I tried it on.

Aunty Yeni- Manda you look so nice. I wish i was skinny like you.
- Im not skinny.
Mom- Go show dad.
- Okay.
Dad- Pretty girl.
- Ha.
Marcus- I can see your stomach. Haha.
- I can see yours too.
Becky- You look fat.
- Cool. You too.

Anyway the Ipod was from my father.

And we're gonna get something for Sirin. Again.
For ditching her on her party day. Im really sorry.
Dont tell her.

And i really should sleep.
I have been sleeping so late these days im probably going
to die of sleeping-lateist.
SIGH.
And i bet Jeryl likes Veron. Heh.


YA THE FRIDAY NIGHT
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN SHE WALKS UP TO YOU
EVEN LOSERS CAN GET LUCKY SOMETIMES
CAUSE THE GEEKS GET THE GIRLS.

Monday, September 11, 2006

I am so pissed.
I cannot, sign in and i dont know why.
Some error crap. Blehs.

Oh yes. Sirin had this super huge flamingo to school.
Cost her approx $30 man.
Luo made her put it outside because it was distracting C.mei.
It wasnt really. Luo was just comin up with something to make
it go away. I bet she's scared of it.

Track was 5 rounds 100m sprint 100m jog,
stomach, back, acceleration, duckwalk, ectect.

Crystal says that wearing bra to sleep causes breast cancer.
WTF? I said, WHY, for the love of god.
Dunno. Maybe you need to air your boobs or something.
Aw jeez. That reeks.

Thumbs.
Hey think about this.
MAYBE MY TUMB IS THE NORMAL ONE AND ALL OF
YOURS ARE ABNORMAL.

SO.


Anyway, Sirin lent me a book. About A Boy.
Its super nice. The 12 year old is called Marcus and he is so
innocent and sweet you gotta love him.
It was a movie in 2002.
The girl who acted as Ellie is gonna be Nymphadora Tonks in
the next Harry Potter movie. Which is terribly cool. Heh.

Ahem. Shall go study for Bio test tomrrow.
On drugs. Plehs.
Still miss camp.

Oh yeah, met YongMei today school. She cant wait for cat class.
Wonder why.


COME INTO THIS WORLD
WE ARE ALL THE SAME
IN THIS MOMENT THERES NO ONE TO BLAME
-Good Charlotte

Sunday, September 10, 2006

You know how you can attend the same cat class with
this group for 8 months of people and not know them at all?

Yeah. And suddenly at camp theres this group of people
who you have never met before. Its scary.
Cat class was girls one side, guys one side.
Gerry and Paul talk, guys make crap comments, we go home.

Camp is bonding time, cherrio.
First day we run around St Thresas with our group trying
to complete some self discovery thing with our group.

And then Ryan, calls Yong Mei(Clarice) "Mei Yong".
Then she goes, NOOO its YONG MEII. Heh.
No really. You try. Try pronouncing her name.
You'll see why everybody keeps crapping her.

I never knew Ryan was that attractive.
First day at camp and E suddenly starts this
growing intrest in him. Second day as shes all slobberly
and eeks.

I mean, in class he was never, like that.
Even YongMei says he is adorable.
In the smallboy cute wayyy lahhh. I want to pinch
his cheeks and pulll. - YongMei
Ha. Try KID MYSELF. As if lah Mei Yong.
Just cause you're sec 2.

Next day was uber cool.
We split into our groups again.
This time branded with a new name. OSCAR.
Thats the rubbish-bin guy in Sesame Street. With the worm.

We wear vangurd sheety dusbins and Oscar masks.
We looked so spastic.
Off we go to Sentosa. Everybody stares. Its cool.
Its some amazing race thingy.

You have to go all over Sentosa with your group.
7 stations. Read the clue, find the bus, find the facils,
do your cheer, next paper and gogogogo.

Judith keeps calling everybody disgusting. Hah.
And she keeps effing around.
-trips over something, falls.-
WHAT THE EFF LAH. Omg. she did look so innocent.

Then i get so pissed with the stupid vanguard dusbin.
keep flying everywhere.
Michael goes, HAHA mine broke le.
And hes dragging some torn shite. Heh.

I ACCIDENTALLY tear mine too.
I drink Michael's milo water that taste like crap.
It spills all over my shirt BECAUSE his waterbottle sucks.
Wasnt me.

In the bus Russell tears his dusbin too. Whoops.
How careless. And he has this super cool stich on his neck.
It looks like a bug. No kidding. I love it.


Then we go to the Palawan Beach for one of the stations.
We have to bury someone. Ha. HAHAH. HAHAHAHAH.
Everybody say. MICHAEL. But he declines. Very ungraciously.

So Russell sacrifices himself. Not without a you owe me man.
We throw sand on him and he gets sand in his shirt up his
pants,everything. Soon, he resembles a lump of sand with a head.

After lunch,
Ryan goes, There. Number one. Take Red Line to the artist place.
So we clamber onto the bus and we end up at the Cinemax end.
We run around like mad chickens and ask people for directions.
We get very losted.

We see a group of tall people at the other side of the uber huge
soccer field. YESS. Me and Ryan race to check it out.
BLEH. They were from Singapore Poly. Playing the same game.
Dammit. Yes, DAMMIT.

Jacelyn forgets her waterbottle.
I offer to get it. I run abit then forget where she said she left it.
I turn back to ask and Ryan starts running.
I run too. We sprint to the Cinemax place.
He runs fast, dammit. Demorilzed.

While we were gone, the rest figured that we were at the wrong
place. KILL. RIP. TEAR. Ryan is blamed.
We have no more time to complete the last station because of
thatand we rush back to the beach.


There are games there.
We play 'hit the other person on the chair with a blown up glove
which looks wrong until he or she falls down while standing on a
chair yourself.' I win.

And toilet hockey. Simply using toothbrushes to hit a roll of toilet
paper. Hockey rules apply. You've gotta admire their simplicity.
I try to goal twice. Once between the wrong place, the other
GOAL!
The one and onlyy baby. I love me.

Dinner, MeiYong chases guys around pillars.
At night, they do a slide show on the thing. HA.
I tell you, Jeryl looked so ahem. 'Specially the running one.
The whole room laugh until siao.
Then he goes, No you did NOT see that. No you did not.
HAHAHA.

Its really cold and E asks Ryan for his jacket. Again.
HAHA.

Then Melvyn tries tapping my head and i sream.
MeiYong says im a flirt. BLACK kettle you thingy.

That night i fall asleep like a light. Tired shite sia.

Next day(today).
I dont wanna go home. I miss everyone.
We sit on the bus and Jeryl wears Veron's name.
Causes uproar.

Cant wait for CC2 camp.
It'll probably go back to normal next week.
Then again, mabye not.


AND I NEED YOU TODAY
OH MANDY.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Church Camp tomorrow.
Back on Sunday. Dreddreddreddred.

In any case, i'd rather go for the Adam Khoo camp
which Bing is at now. SIGH.
At least he can sleep at home. Sobs.
AND he can use proper toilet paper.

I have to pack sonner or later.
Bec is playing Maple beside me. She got conned of a srcoll.
And she has died like, 5 times already. (in maple)
*laughs*

I think Choles is here,
*Checks* YEAHH, she is.

All nice looking people probably have unclean minds.
Most anyway. They mix too much with people like them
thus aquiring an unclean mind.
Take Eugene's friend. Or ***.

Not nice looking people have unclean minds too i guess.
Sigh.
Mabye not unclean mind? Lets say, a tad-too-mature mind.

Plus, they say someone is always thinking of you.
I wonder who's thinking of me.
Probably my mom.

I am now eating cranberry sorbert, and making Belle jealous.
Well she is, although she's insisting that shes not.




















Wish i were there. ^^. Looks terribly comfortable.
And innocent and warm and cosy and happy.
I want I WANT to be there. Really. Alot.
SOMEONE BRING ME THERE. Please.


SOMETHING BOUT THE WAYY
YOU LOOK TONIGHT
-Thy Way Clay Aiken

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I just watched Sky High. Nice show.
I like the last sentence. It sums up probably about the whole show.

So, my girlfriend became my arch-ememy, and my arch-ememy
became my bestfriend, and my bestfriend became my girlfriend.
Well, thats highschool!

His bestfriend is so cool.
The fire guy? Yeah. He's probably the best looking guy in the show.




Yes.
Thats his ex arch-enemy.
The one on the left.

Steven Strait.



























I then find out he is a model.
Eurgh. That destroys the fireguy image.
Dah.
Probably. No wonders he's so damn tall.


Sigh.
I got my ipod back.
Still grounded though.

Going for camp on Friday.
Dont miss me.

Went swimming.
Marcus bit me cause i wouldnt return him his ball.
I MEAN, beachball. Which isnt really a beachball.
Its the globe in the form of a beachball.

His teeth, like pinara sia.
Bled like crazy. Almost hit him, but i found it kinda funny.
So i laughed.

Then there was this big group of big guys.
Suddenly of them jumpjumpjump, then pull his shirt off.
Siao one. Then jump on the skateboard like pro.

Then, WHOAAAA. And fall. He hadn't even moved.
Aiyo.
Then his friends laughlaughlaugh. I also laugh.
Then everybody look at me. Then i faster walk away.


Was really boring.
I spent the whole day slogging algebra to get my ipod back.
Need to pack for camp.


I mean, REALLYREALLY boring.
So, really. Im hungry.
Sighs.


EENCY WEENCY SPIIDER
CLIMB UP THE WATER SPOUT
(Do the turny hand thing. Its so adorable)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I am grounded yet again.
And my Not-even-2-day-old Ipod is confiscated.

Blehs.
All because of that maths worksheet.
I was just TRYING to write with my left hand,
and it wasnt even THAT messy.

She had to get all worked up about how i have too
much freedom, my work is shite, ectectect.
Now i cant watch Love Wrecked with Cara on thurs.

She says she call Aunty P and Aunty SB they say i have too
much freedom also. Wtf? She discusses me with them?

Aw hell.

I wonder if paiing helps.
When my tuition teacher's son calls her while shes tuotring me,
most of the time it goes like this.

Ni chi le mah?
Pause
BU KE YI. Wo bu ke yi rang ni chu qu.
Pause
Wo zai pu xi ah. Byebye.
Pause
Qu zuo she me.
Pause
BU KE YI
Pause
Byebye, byebye
Pause
Ni ye hen shuai
*i laugh*
Pause
Byebye.

Then she will tell me her son always PAI her.
Say she's pretty and stuff. Heh. Good way? Mabye.
And her son's the same age as me. Mabye it works.


I read a book Elsewhere.
About this girl who dies, and they tell her that her last words,
were, 'Um'.
I wonder what my last words to be. Thats cool.
Like mabye, Ahh, i die now. OR somthing.


Plus, seeing the croc guy in the papers makes his
death more official and weird. I have decided to put a snail
on my nick. It means more than the turtle because i thought
of it and i know what it means. Thats what matters.

Actually, it just symbolizes that i feel sad that he got killed by
some stingray barb. And snails are cuter anyway.

'A lonely stingray barb floats in the ocean. I has no meaning.
I sticks into something. Little does i know that i has killed
the best croc hunter of all times. I floats away.'

MAN. Someone should sue the stingray barb.

Heyy, i wonder what Steve's last words were.
Mabye, 'elllo lil stingray barb.'
OR, 'I love shoes'

Whatever.
I want my baby Ipod back.
And i NEED to get ungrounded. Argh.
Its the HOILIDAYS. This is bad.


I learnt my chords too.(Guitar)
I can play, G,C,A and D.
WHICH IS A BIG FEAT FOR ME SO STOP SMIRIKING.


In any case, Pin's arriving. I THINK.
Ahwell. Ta.

IM JUST A KID OF FOUR
EACH DAY I LEARN SOMEORE
I LOVE EXPLORING, IM -mumblemumble-

Monday, September 04, 2006

I've been wondering why i call my blog 'Figures'.
Well, i figured no one actually looks at the titile, so well.

And then, the Crocodile Hunter guy?
He died. Like, he died by a stingray barb. Whats that?

Well, he must have like, earned TONS from shows.
Its all so sad. He could have settled down after retiering and have the
best life ever.

Well, Belle wants me to put a TURTLE on my nick.
I wonder why. What does a TURTLE have to do with the Steve?
He loved CROCODILES. Not freaking TURTLES.

She says the turtle is the Australian Cultural sign.
WELL, who cares about the Australian Cultural sign?
THEY DIDNT DIE. Steve did. AND HE LOVES CROCODILES.
Whats the use of putting a freaking TURTLE on your nick?

So what if theres no crocodile sign?
Shouldn't put anything at all then. Ah heck.
Have no idea why im getting so worked up. I should stop.

And well, since im not putting that turtle up,
i pay my respects here.

Dear Steve Irwin,
Im sorry you're dead. You were an inspiration to all crocodile
haters, for one, at least me.
Thanks.

Math Camp for dummies today.
It was so terribly boring that even the facils were dying.
Cara had to write with her left hand.

We had to write what we learnt on this leetlle card.
I write, 1. Mdm Suah is nice.
2. Ms Tan is nice.

I dont see the problem. I BE FRANK.
And they reject it.

HEY. I tried to be positive. I was rejected.
So I write, 1. Lychee sweets suck.
(They really do. The ones they gave me, at least)

Rejected again.
I resort to making things up. They are accepted.
They obviously want us not to be frank.

I flunked my report on
"If you want to live on the time where Dawan lived,
Why or Why not"

Why? Becasue i was frank.
All i stated was the technology and discrimination were
abit too eeky for me. (In other terms) And elborated abit.
I FLUNKED IT. Good grief.

And the one where i totally wrote crap which i made up,
i got a 18/20. What, they trying to encourage crap we make up?
Plehs.



Later i go out to see Alia, Abby, SingYing they all.
While they ride around on my blades, i lie on the one of the
pillar things around the pool and listen to my ipod.

I watch clouds again. So pretty.

Musta looked abit odd. I got some 'crazy' looks from people.
Cha. Im used to it. I see the bikeboy today again.
He looks terrible. Sigh.

---------------------------------
This is kinda cute.

What turns you on about guys
ON, OFF or DM (doesn't matter)

Is taller than you: ON
Is shorter than you: OFF
Wears braces: DM
Dresses Ghetto: Frankly, it depends on what ghetto means.
Dresses Gothic: OFF, erk. well, abit is okay.
Has blue eyes: ON, cool. Now, thats nice.
Has green eyes: ON
Has hazel eyes: ON
Brown eyes: ON
Drinks alcohol: DM, not too much. Increases desire, decreases
performance. -Science class
Wears glasses: DM
Smokes: OFF, eurgh.
Plays sports: DM. Well, we can race.
Smiles a lot: ON
Calls you just to say Hi: ON, heh.
Compliments you: ON
Likes to talk: ONNNN.
Shy & quiet: OFF. Jeez.
Good dancer: OFF. I hate dancing. I mean, i reeeally hate it.
Wears jewelry: DM. Well. Earrings are nice. On ONE ear.
Smiles when you walk in the room: ON. Thats nice XD.
Has brown hair: ON
Has Black hair: ON
Has blonde hair: ON
Has red hair: DM.
Makeup: I hate makeup too. For now.
Can make you laugh at any given moment: ONNN! Whoo! XD
Loyal: ON
Laid back: ON
Plays guitar: ONNN. He can teach me then.
Plays piano: ON
Plays drums: ON. Cool.
Sing: ON
He's buff (muscles): DM. Actually, too much muscles are scary.
Easily jealous: OFF
Doesn't eat meat: DM.
Is bi: DM. S'long he doesnt hit on guys when im around. Ew.
Has a tattoo: ON. As long as he doesn't make me get one.
Has a lip ring: DM.
Has tongue ring: OFF. Ouch.


OH MR CROCODILE,
WHY HAVE YOU PANG SEIED STEVE.
WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE HIM FROM THE *checks*
STIIINNGGRAYY BARBB.
(Plus, Pang sei means abandon. i think)

Sunday, September 03, 2006

I finally got an ipod.
Although on sale to clear before Winodows IpodKiller.

Whoohoohoo.
It white and creamy and beautiful-la.
But everytime i touch it marks will appear. Its irritating.
I hold it with my shirt.

Trying to figure out how to get it working though.
USB port is getting on my nerves.

Its my kinda birthday present from parents.
Plus the guitar. I hope.


I am happy.

*Thinks*
Okayokay, fine Belle.
There we go.

Addition to Will.

Amanda's Ipod i hereby bequeth to Annabel Lim.

MANDA MANDA MANDA

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Heyheyheyy.
Today was yknow, just passy fun.

We go swimmin, eat out and library.
At the hawker center, i tell you. Damn weird.

No one there, like super deserted.
Dad say the Cha Kway Tiao very nice.

Theres a shop called, Heng Heng Bao Bing.
Ring a bell?

Plus, another shop which puts cartons of eggs on the display.
I stare. The eggs look terribly shapye and fake.
I close in for a better look. Heyy, they display plastic eggs?
?? Man.

We rent ELF and EIGHT UNDER.

Going to watch Elf now.


TRALALALALALALALALAL.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Escape today.
Was kinda fun. In a moochy way, yaknow?

Belle was all, Nonono, i HAVE to get off, MANDA im scared.
When we were going up the 15m wild and wet thing.
We sat that 3 times and i got drenched.

Then since we were wet anyway, we went to play the bumper boat thing.
You know? That was probably the most fun.
I played it like 5 times. You sit in the boat and spray everyone.

Then there was this boy who kept spraying me with the sideline
water gun. I was damn irritated cause it was damn hard to navigate
while you have water in your eyes.

I was like, ARGH. Then i spray him back and since my gun is easier
to move and is stronger, its kinda fun. Because i win.

Then there was this group of guys and they were going,
Omg, that small boy can be firefighter next time sia. He chao pro.
My brother sprays them and they keep laughing.

I saw a boy who looked like Kasimir.
I mean, he wore the same cap and has that booreed look too.
Well. He was with three girls and it was kinda eeky.

Plus there was this girl who kept singing.

Oh yes, i was super angry because Rainbow and Inverter
closed. So stupid. No rollercoaster at all. Panasonic also close down
because the girl die.

AIIYA.
So i go sit Viking and we saw the group before us.
Picture this. One side all girls, one side all boys.

So, they scream like this,
AHHHHHH (High) Girl.
OHHHHHH (Low) Boy.
Was damn cool.

Then our turn got these super vulger guys two sit behind us,
three sit opposite.
The one behind me keep effing here effing there.
Call the other guy bitch whore all the crap.

For the WHOLE ride they keep cursing each other.
Then laugh laugh laugh.
Then one skinny guy like gonna puke liao so he put his head down.
Then the guy behind us call him some horrible stuff and then ask
the operator do another round cause got no queue.

Then the pukey boy wanna get down then the other boy call him
wimpy bitch, gay effing sucker plus much worse.
Felt like slapping him. JEEZ.

Then my grandfather went hauntedhouse.
He say the sketeton thingy go take advantage of the girl.
Damn retarded.

Blah. I wanna go with Nao Bing Wei and Dear. Its more fun.

-------------------------------------

REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF
NOW

Is your hair up?: In any case, well. I have no idea what that means.
Is your phone right beside you?: No.
Do you have a bf/ gf?: Ha.
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: No. I like home.
Do you have plans for tonight?: Sleep?
Are you wearing makeup?: Yech.
Are you wearing chapstick?: Is that some lipgloss thingy?
Are you cold?: Im kinda sweating.
Are you tired?: Kinda.
Are you excited?: About sleeping? Yeah. Im so hyped up.
Are you watching t.v.?: No.
Are you wearing pajamas?: No.
Who's the last person you IMed?: Jeryl. I think.
Who's the last person that called you?: Cara.

PAST
Anything you regret?: Never.
Ever lied?: Never. Ever.
Ever stuck gum under a desk?: Never.
Ever spit at someone? Well. yeah.
Ever kick something living?: I kicked my friend.
Ever had your nails done?: No.
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?:No.

LAST WEEK
Had any plans last week?: I forget.
Who did you see most last week?: Well. My mom.
Was last week interesting? I forget.

TODAY
Have you cursed?: Im a good girl.
Have you yelled at someone? Just general yelling.
Have you gotten mad at someone? Duh.
Have you cried? Nope.
Have you called more than 3 people?: Nope.
Have you IMed more than 3 people?: Not really.
Have you eaten anything gross?: Like, swallowing your own puke?

SPILL YOUR GUTS
Q. First thing you did this morning?: Blinks.
Q. Last thing you ate?: Shorbert.
Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?:
School?
Q. What's annoying you right now?: Everything. I feel crap.
Q. What's the last movie you saw?: Raise your voice
Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?: No.
Q Where is the last place you went?: Escape themepark.
Q: Who is the last person you called?: Cara
Q: Been cheated on?: How would i know.
Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?: You.
Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity): *Insulted*
Q: Do you wish on stars?: No. Unless im really desperate.
Q: Does it work?: No.
Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off: Nope.
Q: When did you last cry?: Yesterday.
Q: Do you like your handwriting?: Once in a while.
Q: Are you a friendly person?: MMHMM.
Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?: I forget.
Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night? Calvin's. Im joking im joking.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing? :Green.
Q: Do you have any pets?: Fishies count?
Q: What is the color of your bedsheets? Pooh, yellow.
Q: What were you doing at 9 last night?: I forget.
Q: last person you talked to: Annabel.
Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?: Im seeing him.
Q: Look to your left: Wall.
Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yeah. Im have a sad life.
Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?: Like, well. Not really.
Q: Song that makes you cry?: If the vid is sad, mabye.
.Q: Are you a normally happy person?: I was.
Q: Is your self-esteem low? EGO EGO EGO.
Q: What color are your eyes? I forget.
Q: Long or Short Hair : Depends.
Q: Current Music?: Im singing Oh Mr Sun.

OH MR SUN, SUN
MR GOLDEN SUN
PLEASE SHINE DOWN ON ME.
-Barney and friends.