Thursday, August 03, 2006

Luo was in a terrible mood.
She shouted at Cara cause she didn't want to change seat.

She made Cara change seat because, apparently,
we were talking.
She used to make me do it.

Then she lectured us about poor grades,
how indians got better results in ting xie than us.
Well hello? The Indians she taught were super smart then.

Well. The ting xie was damn difficult.
Sirin got a mighty 6.(upon 100)
EVEN SARAH AND KRISTIN (I dee star students)
failed.

More than half the class failed.
Only Pei Wei -mumbles- aced it.

Jeez. I got 47.
I dee. WE RULE CHINESE!


Then we had sec 1 Malay dance competition.
Kristin taught the dancers the dance 1 hour before the competition.
We sure lose. I thought.

Me and Sirin were playing the drums.
Cara and Angel played the triangle.

By drums, i mean hitting the back of the guitar with our hands.

Understand that when people see you carrying a guitar,
they have a certain impression.

An impression that you are actually going to play it.
So when they see you turn the STRING instrument around,
and hit the back of it unprofessionally, they think,

What losers.

Of course, we didn't want to look like losers.
Jeez. So then we thought, we can be,

THE FIRST AND THE BEST
OH-SO-ORIGINAL
COOL LOSERS!

So we strutted around looking like cool losers.
I realise it sounds contridictary.
Who cares.


Anyway, for the real competion, we kinda sucked.
SUCKY COOL LOSERS. Thats us.

Then another class,
had this Malay dance in which you go wobbling your arms.

Then a girl, who dressed like a magician, and looked terrible,
did the actions really strongly.

With such passion and er. Strenght.
Like in those movies where whatever the guy does he hits someone?
Yeah she looked like that.

We and Cara were laughing so much that the teacher gave us this
dirty look.


So we thought that was the worse for today.
Suddenly, Mr Wong come and outshines her completely.

HES LIKE A SNAKE MAN.
He does ballet. And he does it well.
He looked like a icecrem seller. It was so cute.


After all my friends had finished showing off their oh so ahmazing
talents, Mr Wongs class won the Champ.

Geewhiz 1 Deeians. WE RULE ANYWAY.
ALTHOUGH WE REALLY SUCKED,
WE SUCKED COOLY.

I DEE RULES.


And we all lives happily ever after.



AN AFTERNOON ALONE WITH MY FAVORITE BOOK.
NICKI. I AM TRY-YING TO READD.

IF YOU WERE GAY
IT'LL BE OKAY. CAUSE HEY!
I'LL LIKE YOU ANYYWAY.
-Avenue Q (Gay Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLGt6Ym_9II

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