Friday, August 04, 2006

Its nice to know that someday im gonna be dead.
Like. Die. And zhoosh. And dead.

Will be fun. Wonder what will happen.
What can i say? We're all in this together.


BAD ADVICE COLUMN. BY Little Bo Beep.

Have you seen a poster.
That goes.
: Say NO! He may be a molester.

Yeah. And then theres this guy and a small girl.
Then the girls going no and the guy looks sad carrying all the crap.


Mabye the girl was just telling her father that she didnt want the toys.
Jeez. They didn even say that the guy had to be a stranger.

We should like carry the poster around and say no to males,
if they ask us to help do stuff.

So when your father goes
: GO TO YOU ROOM!

Say,
: NO! You may be a molester and i dont trust you.
What if YOU lock me in my room huh?
You terrible man.


I also learnt that i produce more than 200000 aerosol droplets
EVRY SINGLE DAY. Nice thought.


Then in the free period, i went to the balcony and felt so nice.
It was damn windy.

So i stole some newspapers and lay them on the grass.
Then i lay down.
Whoosh. Was fun.
Cara joined in.

Then Sarah and Kristin came and scolded us.

Then Sirin got all indignant that we didnt get her to join us.
Angel was looking at us with a weird expression.
Shes still pretty.


Tan came along soon enough.
We threw the newspapers around and went back to class.
Little did we know that our despicable act would be known.

Tan was talking.
Suddenly. BOOSH. The newspapers, came flying upward and
stuck to the classroom grate, highhigh up.

I was the wind though. Not us. SO DONT.
Then they were like, bunching up there.

Me and Cara and Sirin were like. WHOO! WE ROCK.

Then we got our class tees.
They have four forggyish-monkeys.
And two sizes too big for everyone.

WE LOVED IT.


SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME
THE GRASS WAS MUCH GREENER
ON THE OTHER SIDE

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