Thursday, August 31, 2006

Happy teachers day Tan.
And WongYF and WongA. Plus my teachers.

Tan was wearing red singlet. Choke.
And WongYF was wearing AngloC camp shirt.
We told him he had a nice shirt.
I told Tan his singlet was abit shocking.

Planning to go escape.
BUT WHY CANNOT GO?

Cara, Cara, Cara.
YOU and your brakkon HAND. Sobs.

So since you choose the LIBRARY over us,
Angel goes home alone, and me and Sirin mooch around.

We slump around wasting our lives playing maple.
It gets boring so we go out to play badminton.
And it rains. Heh. heh. he.h. (pathetically)

So we play badminton in the rain talking about pervertic guys.
Then my sister tells Sirin about the guy from TamanNigara.
She says

You know when we went Taman Camp, there was this, guy who
keep looking at my sister because she wear the black shirt with
the blue bra strap and blahblahblah.
Sirin tells her to shut up when she goes into detail about my bra.

Well. Thats not true.
I was walking to go get food. (buffet)
Then he goes, heyy do you have MSN?
Then his whole group of friends start snikering.

Uh. Well yeah.

Then he goes, help me write?

No paper.

So he says, okay. Then i walk away to queue for food.
A while later, he comes back with paper and pen.
Here. He says.

Who the heck is he? I think.
Then i remember. Ohh. I say.

I scribble terribly on the paper. He tells me he cant read it.
Oh. I say.

The next day he tells me my shorts are too short.
Whathe? I say.
He says that guys are not used to girls with such short shorts.
Oh. Then dont look. I tell him.

So how bout that. For the next two days he keeps telling me
my shorts are too short. I get damn irritated.
Guess what?
When i saw him driving i got a shock. He drives?
Oh boy. Thats eeky. Hes probably like 18.

On the last day of the camp i hide in the toilet when hes
leaving. Was afraid he'll come tell me about my shorts again.
I miss the Quan lookalike. Plus the lolipop family. And the pierce
ear guy. Probably never see them again. Whatever.

And they call Secondary 'form'.
Like Sec one, is FORM one. With a accent which is so cool.
Like, you go, fom one.


Go go back and play rubbishy scrabble.
I make crap words without vowels.
Then we give up and play maple again.

Then i watch Doremon with markie.
After which i do my composition. Its kinda nice.



SHE IS THE DANCING QUEEEN
YOU CAN DANCE. HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFEE.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

First, we miss Clit to support Sirin in her Robotics com.
I wear her blink shirt and prepare to shout GO SIRIN.

Alas, WE ARE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE ROOM!
So we sit in the lecture hall and wait.
Quote Sirin- 'Some guys are nerdy cute'
Qoute Sarah- ' Look at the Pai Kia boys down there.
the one with the wrong side cap and he one with spiky hair'

Understand that i am SO damn sick of the Science Center.

We see a boy with super short squarish pants walk in.
We also see a girl going, WE HAVE TO WEAR THE WINGS!
And they pin the super small paper thingys onto themselves.

I laugh so much i want to die.

But i got crappy cause we had to wait SO FRIGGIN loong.
With NOTHING to do in the stupid S.Center.
So we worry about our shite report cards.

Then Angel, Cara and me were sitting at the steps,
happily MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS, eating Macs,
when this teacher from, uh, liseng or something,
goes, girls. PLEASE sit properly, sorry sorry.

I go, please, is it any of your business?

I was joking. I go, Uhh.
I spread my legs out and sit obscenely when she looks at us again.
She gives us that LOOK but keeps her mouth shut.
Whatever.


I fall asleep in the bus and Cheryl wakes me up by burping,
REALLY loud, into my ear.
They prank HuiMin to see if she wants to star in a porn show.
Its stupid. Heh.


AND THEN. OMG.
After track, Nette says,
Mich say someone in Gym broke her arm.

Oh, okay.

Its someone small, she says.

OMG. ITS CARA. I think.
OMG ITS CARA. I say.

I fumble for my phone and call her.
Not answering.

Mich says its Cara, reports Nette.

OMG WTF? I try to call Cara again. No answer.
Mich comes down and reports what happened.


She was jumping on the tramp, you know her jumps
are super high, and suddenly CRACK and she bent her arm.

THEN SHE WAS SREAMING AND YELLING AND SHE WAS
SO HORRIBLY SCARED. -Mich.


I tell you, i wanted to hit her. BAD.
Exagerater.
I got damn depressed.
Then i see the other Gym girls. Tiff and Nel ectect.
Tiff goes, OMG AMANDA, YOU KNOW CARA....

I ignore her. I am too shocked.
I have this super blank face and i look like crap.
They run after me.
WHY YOU IGNORE MEEE AMANDAA. Goes Tiff.
I say. Oh. Sorry.

They see my face and go, OMG! SHES OKAY! CARAS OKAY!
REALLY! And you know what? I start crying.

And they go like, DONT CRY DONT CRY.
And i laugh. I am so pathetic until i dont know why i cry.
I am becoming those siaosiao people who cry for nothing.

I stop crying and feel stupid.
Tiff says, LAUGH! And i laugh. They are nice. In that way.

I walk home and it starts to pour, like
REALLY HEAVY. I get drenched from head to toe.
I feel kinda good.

I call Cara again. Still not answering.
Will try later.

I am cold and drenched. I am going to get sick.
Bathe, then shall go practice guitar.

Whoops, I wet the chair.


SOMETHING BOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT.
SOMETHING BOUT THE WAY THAT
THE WAY I CANT MY EYES OFF YOU.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Mdm.S smiles. I smile. YES! i think.
"You've improved, Amanda."
I take the paper from her. 20.

A FRIGGIN 20 OVER 45. HEYEHEYHEY.
GUESS WHAT? AMANDA FAILED AGAIN!

WTF. I was so damn dissapointed.
I slump on the (dirty) class floor and bang my head on the ground.
Drama queen.

Mdm.S- Amanda, why are you sitting on the floor?

I am throwing a tantrum, i announce.

Okay. She says.


I trudge back to my seat and crush the paper up.
I then proceed to throw it on the ground.
I am sad. SAD i tell you.

Mdm.S was really nice then.
She pats my head and goes,
S'okay. You've improved. And lots of other crap which actually
made me feel better.

Okay. I say.
I tell Cara that Mdm.Suah is being nice today.
Cara stares hard at her and goes, yeah, she suddenly become prettier.


I get out of that crap mood real fast cause its boring.


Now i quote Tan.
"Amanda, i have nothing against you"
Think about it.
Obviously he does becasue no one says that and means it.
I for one, never did ask him if he had anything against me.

GAD he has something against me. Whatever.


Parody of all the small things//

Watcheeng, waiteeng
Whats weeth, my speeling
I hatee thees song
So thump my cheaast, Just like keeng kong.

You say you got suaned
i also know
i'll bully you more
now carry me home.
just shut the hell up
before i slap you
the song just goes on
until i kill you.

Credits: Rachel and Chole.

They made it up, THEMSELVES.
I mean, you've got to give them credit.
Its stupid, but hey, at least it flows.


Plus, check this word out.
Penisland.

What is the first two words you think of when you see
this word?
Tell me.

Guitar now, later darlings.

EVERYONE ASK ME
WHO THE HELL IS SHE

Monday, August 28, 2006

I reread my post.
I feel horrible and mean

SIRIINNNNN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING GIRL.
YOU ARE FINALLY er. 13!

WE LOVE YOU.
WE WILL GET A PRESENT.

We meaning CARA and me.

Promise.
Lalala day.
I cant possibly remember what happened today.
It was, a lalala day. You know, where WHOOSH.
And Tan goes, class dismissed. I hardly DID anything.

I feel happy. I feel nice.
Its probably some time turning thing.
Or MABYE it was just me. Ah. That girl is nuts, you think.
Heyy, what can i say? To each his own.

I run home under 7 minutes.
My record is 3 cause my show had started.
Cara and me eat spagetti and then get back to school at 2.45,
for maths remedial. Who can tutor me there? Call me.
(I mean free)


Later after remedial i track out.
I was hyper. I go WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
And get a stomachach.

We run 1 min sprint and 2 min jog. Repeatly.
I feel high. I was high. I sing, SOARINGG FLYINGG
And hahah. The dead runners start to wakie up.

I tell you, i still am high, i am, singing.
Not something which you would want to hear, i assure you.
YEAH WE'RE GONNA
BOPBOPBOP BOP TO THE TOP.


Hyper high. YEEHAA!
Now a can hear my maid calling.
Dinner! She has been shouting. Woopsie.
MANDALEE YOUR FOOD COLD READY AH.

Okok, coming lah.

Bubblesloo.

I now sign out. Ta.

FLYYINGG SOARINGGG
THERES NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CANT
REAAAACH!





Sunday, August 27, 2006

Its a good day today.
Go for cat class.

We gotta collect pieces of wood each.
Like, i got this super gigantic plank and Jeryl got this
super small twig, and kept going ITS MINI GINSENG and that crap.

Later we laugh around and go for mass.

Ever heard of THE WILLY book?
The front page is a a big tadpole thing with eyes.
HEY! Its a sperm! On its wayy to the egg.

and its my brothers favorite book.
But, its cute. Really it is.
Like, theres sperm school and the race to the egg,
and Willy WINS! And the illustrations are really innocent.


Plus, check these out.
· Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

· Help! Something is wrong with my eyes, I just can't take my eyes off you!

· Can I have your picture? I want to tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!

· You must be from Venus, 'cause you are completely out of this world!

· Let's play tennis, and our score will be love

· Are you a broom? 'Cause you swept me off my feet.

· After I knew you, Frances, I found out that there was more than one France

· Is there a cashier nearby? I'll like to check you out.

· Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get.

· You know why I'm in a rehabilation centre? 'Cause I'm addicted to you.

· You know why I have many pairs of shoes? 'Cause for you, I'll walk a thousand miles.

· I know you are priceless, but are you free tonight?

· I CAN'T STAND YOU!!! 'Cause you blow me off my feet.

· Do you know CPR? 'Cause you took my breath away.

· I can't smell the flowers. 'Cause all the scent is in your hair.

· Hey, people call me handsome, but you can call me tonight.

· Are you in pain? (No.) You should be, 'cause I'm hitting on you!

· If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

· Is it just you, or is it hot in here?

· Do you have a raisin? How about a date?

· Do you like corn? 'Cause you are a-maize-ing.

· My name is Justin. Just-incredible.

· Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

· Hey I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

· You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause you're the bomb.

· Stand still, I'm here to pick you up!

· Is your dad a terrorist? 'cos you're the bomb.

· Is your dad a baker? 'cos you've got great buns.

· You look great in that dress. you'd look better out of it.

· Can you give me directions? i'm lost... in your eyes.

· Is your name McDonald's? 'cos I'm lovin' it.

· I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

· I have two words for you, I love you. But that's 3 words. No. You and I are one.

· Are you mickey? cos you're so fine.

· Lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and MULTIPLY!

· You must be tired, cos you keep running through my mind!

Got all these from how guys pick me up.
Ah. Joking.
Credits: Anthea's senior.

Get a load of them. Friggin corny. But so damn cute.
Heh.


I NEED TO GET MORE FRIENDS. I am so anti i feel like dying.
Then helped Jiuiui wash his car which i got bored of after a while.

Plus my guitar rules.
Even though its borrowed. HELLO? I WILL get my own.
WILL. Soon enough.


THERE SHE GOES
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

I got my new comp todayyy.
I can finally read my emails and tag.
WHOOPEE. I am soo happy.
FINALLY.

Although i cant listen to my saved songs,
or use my old comps pictures, its cool. Its cool.


Went bowling with Bel for her birthday.
I tell you. I RULE MAN. I got one strike and like, 4 spares.
When i got the strike, i think i almost died of happiness.
I sreamed so loud even i thought it was loud.

Eugene's CCA is bowling and he rocks.
He does the spinning curveball thing which is soo WHOA.
I try but obviously did not succeed. I fall onto the lane.
And when Victor bowls he cools cool although he is lousy.


We do three rounds and then go to Bels house.
Later, we see Anthea and i am really happy.
She looks great. Havent seen her for damn long.
Still the funny cheezy crazy little toot.

We cut the cake and proceed home.
I am now going to go into my nice little room and try to
strum my GUITAR. HA.

Boo you.


THE SEVEN DWARFS WERE IN THE BATHTUB,
FEELING HAPPY.

THEN HAPPY GOT OUT.
(Think about it. Think hard.)

Friday, August 25, 2006

In the morning, Mdm Suah said BioT wasnt here.
She has a deadly illness, she said.
As reflex, i shouted YES!
In retrospect, that was kinda mean. Ah whatever.

PE T wasnt here either, away at camp.
I was happy.


Break was cool. Played the piano for awhile,
then went to jump trampoline, in the gym.

Now, the gym tramp aint like those small circle ones
where the highest you can jump is probably like, 15cm.
Its the BIG BOUNCY jumpy square type.

The type where you can do sumersaults on. And turnies.
We keep jumping and screaming.
I jump till i can see the trees outside and i scream
I CAN SEE THE TREE I CAN SEE THE TREE
reaaallly loud.

Sirin videos it without my consent. I look terribly stupid.
I sream really loud. *Goes red*
She put it on youtube. Do not, i repeat, DO NOT attempt to
look for this video. Because, you will NEVER find it.

So i tell Sirin that she jumps weird too.
I imitate her jumps horribly and she says im mean.
She imitates my jumps and we keep laughing.

Michy was damn impatient, then she went back to class.
Bio was after, and so we didnt really care.
But, Michy calls Nette and says that BioT is HERE!

She has ,apparently, recovered from her deadly illness.
(Chicken pox)
We run like maniacs back to class and then proceed to the
science lab to coherce leafs to take in alcohol.


Lunch was at Macs.
We begged my dad to let me go choose a guitar myself.
Pin (guitarT) is coming on Tuesday. Whoopee.


Track was DAMN CRAZY.
We ran two rounds Bishan Park. (6.4km)
Coach was like, GO! and Off we go.

Run and run and run. I ran till i couldnt feel my legs,
then i feel cold. And my legs wobbe around.
When we get back to school, Coach says,
SCOCCER! *groans*

I tell you, i was wobbling around kicking the ball.
In the end 1 all.


I report this to Cara when i get home,
only to find out that Kevin, her 14y cousin jogs 8.4 every week.
*Feels terribly inferior*


MAMAMIA THERE I GO AGAIN
MY MY, JUST HOW MUST I MISSED YOU.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I was going to go into detail why i am not allowed to
1. IM in the week
2. Blog

And why the new computer is going to be placed,
downstairs.

In fact, i did, but my computer died on me when
i clicked publish post. The internet was down. Again.

Shit this crap computer. I had to restart and stuff.
I shall explain when im happier.


Plus,
I CAN PLAY CANNON IN D!
And the Adventure, well, a little.
Its really nice although its just slamming the keyboard,
and you look like those band keyboardist.

I am going to learn to play the guitar SO.


Anyway, today was still boring.
I was crappy because i had cramps.
I slept through Chekgu's class. (Malay lesson)

I was so friggin tired because i stayed up to learn TingXie
which i forgot today anyway.

I really slept, and dreamt of chicken rice cause i was hungry,
while Cara and Sirin talked about cheese, to, uh,
make me dream about cheese. Which i didnt.

Then the test at the end of the lesson was so cool.
I just anyhow match the malay words to english.

And that was after they thought i was dead and checked
my pulse to make sure. (that i was NOT)



Oh yes, yesterday, i played scoccer, which was fun,
BEFORE everybody joined in. Oh crap, when theres so many
people its boring.

The golies for the other team kept screaming.
There were three. It was retarded. The ball flies toward.
AIEEEEEE!
Laughs.

Okay, i better stop before this shit com dies again.


BACK IT UP BACK IT UP
YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT.
STEP ON THE PEDAL AND DRIVE

FAST.

-Crash Gwen Stefani

Monday, August 21, 2006

Nothing happened today.
Boring and unexciting.

In track i gained weight.
I am becoming a big blob of crap now.

Plus Zak can do the moonwalk, which is why i hate him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0fDIeVSqew- 1:20
ARGH. Im trying, im TRYING, but please!
It looks like im trying to skate on jelly.

Anyway,
Hat boy and blondie rules.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMgC8BlbXU




I still feel fat.
AND im not aneroxic.

Everybody did 10 times 150m today, while,
i sat in the gym doing sit ups and pushups,
BECAUSE MY STUPID KNEE HURT.
Crap you, assy knee.


Coach went,
Stomach! Hands! Back!
And off we go and grow fats.



Went to the library and read 8Day maganizes and
last time connexios.
Oh good grief. I looked like some fishball helmet ball.
Was damn funny. Everybody laugh until the librarian come
and scold, like 4 times.


*Looks sadly at pathetic maths book*
*Studies it*



*Yawns and sneezes*
*Puts down maths book and proceeds to read gay book*


GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME
GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME

Sunday, August 20, 2006

C is attached to saling guy.
P is in a love triangle.
Someone is spreading rumours about her.
C loved N.

The things you learn from attending mass with them.
Man.


Crys house today.
First, i went online and talked to her friend,
Bama guy. Hes stupid.

But i was bored. So i kept saying everybody hates you.
Go eat some worms.

Then he goes, Crazy gir.
Like that for half an hour.
Was damn fun. Kept trashing all her friends.
And Crys kept going shes nuts. SHE NUTS.


Then we pranked like, more than 18 guys.
We just call and crap around. Was super fun.
We laughed until i have sore throat.

We tried calling Bing too but he didnt answer.
The only one who didnt. Sad.

Oh yeah, plus the Brain guy.
And we told the Jia Wei guy that Crys was gonna go
out with him in a bikini. And stuff.


WITH A GREAT BIG HUG
AND A KISS FROM ME TOO YOU
Mandy has to do this. To keep her blog full
-Bing

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: Amanda
Birth date: 24 Sep
Current status: Away
EyeColor: Black.
Hair Color: Brown black. OKAY. Mabye its only brown in the sun.
Righty or Lefty: Right.y.
Zodiac Sign: Libra.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: Erm. China.

Your fears: My thumb.

Your weakness: Food. AND my thumb.


LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY,TODAY,TOMORROW

Your thoughts first waking up: I forget.

Your bedtime: Varies from 10 to 2.

Your most missed memory: I forget.


LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: Milo

McDonald's or Burger King: Macs. In LJS, you have to pay 50cents
for a small teeny portion of mayo.

Single or group dates: Group. Like 4 odd.
Adidas or Nike: Adidas

Lipton Tea or Nestea: I hate tea.

Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate chip, vanilla ice-cream.

Cappuccino or coffee: Water.


LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Smoke: No. Its irritating. And smelly.

Curse: No. I never curse. EVER. The last time i cursed was
probably when i was in my moms womb creating swirly
thumprints which are ugly.

Take a shower: Im terribly insulted.

Have a crush: Yeeahh. Everyone does, even if your
the most antisocial freak on earth.

Think you've been in love: I love everyone who, well, deserves it.

Like(d) school: I love school. Sec one rules.

Want to get married: Welll YEAH.

Believe in yourself: Obviously.

Think you're a health freak: Ergh no.


Well i shall stop at Layer five becasue the words
are going blurry.
Actually, i lie.

Its because my father had woken.
Whatever.

Continues.


LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Drank alcohol: No. It tastes yuckky.

Gone to the mall: Yeah.

Been on stage: Like perfoming? Or just jumping around.

Eaten Sushi: Yesterday night.

Been dumped: No boyfriend.

Gone skating: YEAH. Boo you.

Dyed your hair: I want to dye it black.


LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

Played a stripping game: That sounds disgusting.

Changed who you were to fit in: I still dont fit in.


LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD

Age your hoping to be married: Well. 25.


LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY

Best eye color: Blue.

Best hair color: Doenst matter. As long as it looks nice.

Short or long hair: Oh please. Guys with long hair freak me out.


LAYER TEN:

WHAT WERE YOU DOING1 MINUTE AGO: This

1 HOUR AGO: Drawing shoes and reading a gay book.

5 HOURS AGO: Prank calling.

1 WEEK AGO: Probably eating.

1 YEAR AGO: Sleeping.


LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I LOVE: Everyone who deserves it.

I FEEL: Tired.

I HATE: Waking up.

I HIDE: In the toilet when i have to do work.

I MISS: Anyone. I feel like hugging someone.

I NEED: To hug someone.

Ends.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Off we go to Science Center again.
In the lab, we check out DNAs and discover suspects.
We play with jelly-like thingys, which i love and want to take home.
You shall be squishy and you shall be mine.

Lunch is two hours.
We play animated shadow scoccer.
Then we climb on red bloby stuff which is fun.
And REALLY tiring. I sweat like crazy.

Proceed to Macs. We consume food.
A lady is giving out Macs balloons to little kids.
Sirin puts up her hand and shouts ME!! MEMEMEME!

The lady tells us she blows them herself and they are for KIDS.
Sirin says that Cara is 8. Cara smiles and nods.
She dosent believe us. I say Cara is 5.

She is horrible. ARGH. Cannot even spare one measly balloon.

Later, we walk to WaterWorks where we vow to stay dry.
We break the vow without regret and have fun.
We get so drenched that, we looked like some siao girls.

Plus, my PE shirt was white. It was terrible.
Teachers force us to change out of the wet clothes.
We refuse.


Back to lab at 130 for second part.
Boring like hell. We mix stuff and warm our freezing,
wet bodies with the bunsen burner.

Also Pei Wei says she does blow jobs.
Im not joking. Actually, i am.

Again we go to the WaterWorks.
We are cold. We are not in the mood to go charging aroung in
freezing water anymore.

We sit in the display which has warm water.
Its nice. We see a kid.
Now this kid, is a boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy.

He is wearing a red FEMALE swimmng costume, the type where
the back is crossed and everything.
We ask his sister, 'Is she your sister?'

"Nono, HES my brother."
We die of shock and start to laugh.
I run into the cold inside just to get my camera, and get a picture,
of that boy who looked like a girl who looked like a boy.

BUT my stupid USB port is not workkingg. KILL.
IT WAS WORKING FINE YESTERRDAYY. Argh.

We get our soaked and stuff our wet clothes into a PAPER bag,
which breaks almost immediatly.
Rush to the giftshop and ask for another plasticbag.




I go home.
Later, i go to BS church for gathering.
Food was damn nice. Daph is a great piggybacker.
So is Veron. (Learnt from Sirin)

Its Dalston's birthday tomorrow.
Finally 13... He celebrated there.
He was so shy and it was damn cute.


I love Dillion. He rules. Most of the time.
We were competeing to see who sang the loudest.

And i have realised having people piggyback me is nice.
Thanks to Sirin. I shall jump on anyone who looks nice
to jump on, from now.

Daph is great. Yi Ge Ren (Tess) is lousy.
She made me fall. I still love her though. SHE IS COOL. ER.




I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME.
TAKE ME HOME OME.

CLOSING TIME.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w41kbzxXyOk
^^ Go listen. The lyrics are nice.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Today we played snap.
Realise that if you make something up yourself its more fun.

We go around the school collecting post cards which
were given to us in the morning.
Tear down the line. Now we have a card sized , well, card.















We play snap with the 50 plus cards and make a helluva racket.
Like, i lost all of them. I am such a loser.

We go,
Me: SNAP!
Cara: ITS NOT THE SAME!
Me: Okayokay. They LOOK the same.
Sirin: Give me a card. And Cara.
Me: *Looks at the two measly cards at hand.*
Cara: HAHAHAHA.

Mabye it was us. No. It wasnt.
Goh, Vice P. Walks into class. Lectures.
I WAS IN 3 LOYALTY FOR CLASS OBSERVATION AND
FROM THERE I CAN HEAR YOU ALL!

On and on. Then she makes the whole class sit outside the
classroom. Lectures.
Finish Lecturing.


She then walks over to the opposite class.
Lectures. Class sits ourside too. I wave at Nat.
Goh scolds Nat.

Understand both our classes are Express stream.
And both our teachers arent here.
MAKING NOISE IS NORMAL YOU BeeHoon.

We were in the middle of snap too.
When we allowed back, we promised not to go SNAP.
So to express my excitment when i snap a pile, i go, UBBEREHH!,
says Sirin.

HELLO? Sirin steals, lies and cheats. Thats why i lose.


Saw this in a magazine.















Oh jeez. We laughed till we almost died.



Went to science center for Bio course on DNA.
Missed the 1 hour long run. *HA*
Was cool. We wore lab coats and gloves.















They say our DNA is 50% similar to a banana.
Then the guy goes, Ureh, we EAT bananas.

After that Sirin AND Cara came blading.
Sirin kept falling.


EVERYBODY SING THIS SONG
DOO DAH DOO DAH
EVERYBODY SING THIS SONG
OHH DOO DAH DEH

Thursday, August 17, 2006

From Bing's blog again.


Q: NAME A FRIEND WHO'S NAMES STARTS WITH A "S"
A: Sarah.

Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:
A: (no number)

Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED SAY?:
A: "WHAT THE HELL IS TAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!" -Deebs

Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: Seriously, i chew everything.

Q: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?
A: Nope.

Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOURE GOING TO?
A: None planned.

Q: WHOS THE COOLEST PERSON IN YOUR LIFE?
A: Me. Go away Rachel. Its ME.

Q: WHAT WORDS DO YOU SAY A LOT?
A: Wahliao. Jeez.

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:
A: Cereal. Wait. Its only because i feel like eating cereal now.

Q: WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID TO SOMEONE
AND WHO WAS IT?
A: "You ruffle newspaper really loud." -Sirin

Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: Yeah. Seldom.

Q: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
A: Is that a name? Its spastic.

Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: Mushrooms and Slimes. Yeah.

Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: Well. I may die first.

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID,
"I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
A: Yesterday night. I THINK i meant it. Well. Its a habit now.
Mabye i DO mean it.

Q: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?:
A: Sleeping.

Q: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: Mandy.

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: Yeah. With things. People, no.

Q: WHO'S THE YOUNGEST ONE IN THE FAMILY ?
A: Im the oldest.

Q: IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
A: Well. It depends.

Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: Very. Terribly.

Q: DO YOU CLEAN UP NICE?
A: Whats that supposed to mean?

Q: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
A: I dont skate. Wait. Does standing on one and falling count?
If yes then last month.

Q: WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU SLEPT BESIDES YOUR HOUSE?
A: *Thinks* I forget.

Q: EVER RUN OUT OF GAS ON THE ROAD?
A: First, i have learn to drive.

Q: BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
A: Cars. Mater is dirty. Mater rules.

Best1.
1.Male friend: It varies. With my mood.

2.Female friend: Cara

3.Vacation: HEY I WENT TO PERTH WHEN I WAS SIX. I think.
Mabye i was 5.

4. Day of the week: Saturday.

5. Food: Cereal. I just REALLY want to eat cereal now.

6. Memory: The one where im standing in snow and running
around catching butterflies. I hate butterflies. Oh. That was a dream.


Last

[Not counting family]1. Person you saw:
Cute American guy pulling two mutated stupid barking dogs.

2. Talked to on the phone: Sirin

3. Hugged:
Does grabbing on to something with your dear life count?
Then its the traffic light.

4. Person u texted: Bing.

Today

1. Is: Thursday

2. Got any plans: Nope.

3. Dislikes about tomorrow: I have to wake up.

Favorites

1. Number(s): 18.

2. Song: Lian Ai ING

3. Color: White. Green.

4. Season: Snow.


Currently
1. Missing someone: Dad. Went to US.

2. Mood: Sleepy.

True or False

I am a morning person: Never

I am a perfectionist: I hate them. Well, most.

I am an only child: Nah.

I am currently in my pajamas: Does my casper shirt count?

I am online 24/7: Nope.

I am very shy around the opposite gender: I shoot my mouth off and
laugh too much. Actually. After a while, im not.

I can be paranoid at times: I fake.

I currently regret something that I have done: I dont regret things.
I find it useless.

I enjoy talking on the phone: Depends who.

I have a lot to learn: Yeah. Sure.

I have a secret: I forget my secrets anyway.

People to do:
1) Sirin
2) Cara
3) Mike
4) Angel
5) Jeryl



Got this from Bing's blog.


Name 11 people you can think of right now in your head.
After that tag at least 5 people to do this.

1)Cara
2) Sirin
3) Angel
4) Marcus
5) Bing
6) Quan
7) Wei
8) Jeryl
9) Mike
10) Deebs
11) Rebecca


How did you meet 10? Church. Phyllis.

2.What would you do if you never met 2? Nothing much,
considering i dont know her.

3.What would you do if 9 and 11 dated? NO WAY! Aw man.
Thats disgusting.

4.Do you like 7? Sure. One of my VERYverychildhood friends.

5.Would 5 and 6 make a good couple? Unless they are attracted
to family and are gay, no.

6.Describe 3? Thats Angel. We love her when shes angry.

7.Do you think 8 is attractive? Tall and silent. Wait. Screw silent.
In fact, he talks to much.

8.Tell me something about 2? She is nerdy EMO. THATS MY GIRL.

9.Do you know any of 4's family? A group of very nice people.
Especially his older sister.

10.Whats 5's favourite things? His computer. And girls.
And my cheesy smile. Wait. I love my cheesy smile.

11.What would you do if 3 confesses he/she likes you?
Well she DOES.

12.What language does 6 speak? Have no idea. Probably English.
He calls me Mandy too. One the the few.

13.Who is 9 going out with? Define going out.

14. How old is 8 now? Hes old all right. Hes probably like,
18 and is pretending to be 12. Or 13.

15.When was the last time you talked to 1? Im talking to her.

16.What is 2's favourite band/singer? Blink 182 DUH.
And Jamison somethingsomething.

17.Would you ever date 7? No. Hes too serious. And hardwoking.
Scary. He need the type who will become lawyers and stuff.
I hate lawyers. They never do smile.

18.Would you ever date 11? Would YOU? Good grief.
I'll date her when the trees mutate and swallow the moon,
and the moon causes Tsunami and then we die.

Heyy. Im poetic.

19. Have you ever seen 2 naked? No. Dont plan to either.

5 People whom you want to pass this on.
1. Cara
2. Sirin
3. Angel
4. Kristin
5. Rachel



After school i run home to eat macaroni cheese.
Then me and Cara rollerblade back to school for some
oral (meaning the Language ORAL. Not Bing's defination.)
thing. Had to tell a story about Sun Wukong.

Rollerblading is hard. Was wearing my dad blades.
KEEP on banging into trees.

Rolled all the way and BISH into traffic light.
Traffic light shakes. Cara laugh until her teeth all drop.
Sadist.



ON TOP OF SPAGETTI
ALL COVERED IN CHEESE
I LOST MY POOR MEEEATBALL
WHEN AMANDA SNEEZED.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Today was terribly boring and stupid.
We tried to climb through class room window.
SOMEONE locked it. *Curses silently*

We spent 15 minutes using a bamboo pole to unlock it.
It didnt work anyhow.
Kristin(she has the keys) saw us and wanted to gao us.
Ergh.

Then Deebs got angry with me.
Sorry.


In Clit, though, was kinda fun.
I kept kicking Deebs chair and Cara was trying to bite her leg.

She kept throwing the pen under her chair and crawling under.
Kept laughing and then tried to stifle because Luo coming.
Like this. You breath in, and go hoohoohoohoohoohoo really fast.

Well, it doesnt really work casue you'll sound funny and THEN,
Cara will start laughing which makes it worse.

Pathetic, but thats how we keep ourselves amused.


I understood abit though.
The emperess killed her daughter or something.
Then the guy fell in love with her.
Shes supposed to be white and fat.
Its what they call pretty before.

And there was this guy who is very white, and very fat,
and he performs for the emperor guy.
Because he is so fat and white the emperor loves him.

Funny how the brains of people in the olden days work like that.


Track was okay.
Did weights, and
300m, 250m, 200m, 150m, and 100m sprints.
Plus hanging. On the bar.


I put on SO much sunblock and the sun goes away.
And then it rains.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?


FEEL THE CELERY. EAT THE CELERY.
SMELL THE CELRY. BE THE CELERY.
-Ruiyun

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

In History, we watch a show on the eruption in Pompeii.

Jeez. The skeletons were, get this, HUGGING.
Like more than one pair.
Creepy.


Quote from Stan.
One of the many stupid mistakes

"Men that time were very romantic.
They wrote love letters to each other."

Must have been really hard to find a real guy.
Pity the women.
-Rachel (1dee)

Rach hates Stan.
Email her at
rachelhatesstan@everybodyhatesstan.com

I was joking.





Then when i was walking home, saw a few primary kids.
They were doing weird stuff.
I THINK it was a dance. Terribly weird one anyway.

Like Hand UP! And crash into the pillar!
Hug the pillar!
Round the pillar! Lalala. I think i they said coconut too.
Me and Cara laugh like siao.


PAPA BEAR IS STILL UNDER THE SINK

Monday, August 14, 2006

Geog T was flaunting her,

1. Stating the obvious.
"If you crush the 7up, it will become crushed"

2.Violent
"Throw Jean down the waterfall and she rolls!"

3. Self pain inflicter
"I use granite to hit myself"

4.Sadistic
"I never buy sandwich for Mr Tan. He was very hungry.
Hahahaha."

Went to Macs there for lunch.
Sirin got us to try the Tao Huey thing.

I never tried it cold.
In church i eat the hot one.
DONT try it cold. It sucks.
It was so tasteless and ewwy.

Only the bottom part was sweet and i got a stomachach
by then.

So i mushed it all up. Looked like vomity porridge.
We all lost our appetites.
Haha. Sorry Sirin.


Track was siao.
Coach made us sprint 100m, 5 times.
Then 1000m sprint-jog.


Then sit ups while throwing a ball.
And backups while throwing a ball.

It hurts man.
Crys throw and hit my chest. Pain like siao.
Then she stand up and throw at me when i lying down.

But i killed her lip and stuff. Heh.
One for one man.


Watched the High School Musical clips on Youtube.
I love the cello part.

The big hair guy goes,
:I play the cello.

Friend: AWWWsome! Whats a cello?

Guy makes playing playing cello movements.

Friend: A saw?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9qpdV6hMTk



Damn cute.


IVE BEEN HERE BEFORE A FEW TIMES.
AND IM QUITE AWARE WE'RE DYING.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

This is taken out of Bing's blog.
Thank him for compiling it.


"Princess and the Assasinator

A random play that was scripted by Bing and Mandy over MSN.
One line Bing one line Mandy.
Starring.. Princess Lee, Assasinator, Monk, Guard and Bing.

Assasinator: *takes out knife* "DIE PRINCESS LEE!!"

Princess Lee: *guards rush out and kill the assasinator*

Princess Lee: "WAHAHAHA"

Assasinator: *assasinator dodges and backstab guard*

Assasinator: "RAWR"

Princess Lee: *guard is invincible.
HE IS JACK SPARROW*

Assasinator: *assasinator is more invincible.
HE IS JACK TWEETYBIRD*

Princess Lee: *princess lee knows kung fu.
kills assasinator with rubberband.*

Assasinator: *assasinator calls his monk friend who revives him*

Princess Lee: *princess lee realises the monk is fake.
reports to monk place.*

Princess Lee: *monk dies*

Assasinator: *but chief monk comes down and
sees the princess in indecent clothes*

Assasinator: *monk screws the princess*
[the fight way, not the other way]*

Princess Lee: *princess lee blast rock music at chief monk*

Princess Lee: *monk dies*

Assasinator: *assasinator comes and blast
DEATH METAL music at princess*

Assasinator: *princess drops ipod and cries to death*

Princess Lee: *NO the princess is cursed. she cannot die.*

Princess Lee: *princess curses assasinator*

Princess Lee: *he is forever in her power*

Assasinator: *assasinator gets curse of eternal life,
but is subject to princess's power*

Assasinator: *assasinator is happy. he kissed the princess*

Assasinator: *the princess curse was broken*

Princess Lee: *she is happy*

Princess Lee: *she kissed assasinator*

Assasinator: *they lived happily ever after*

Assasinator: *and the assasinator's kids pass the
story down from generation to generation*

Assasinator: *until Bing gets hold of it and puts it on his blog*

Princess Lee: *the assasinator lives on*

Princess Lee: *he is somewhere out there*

Princess Lee: *missing the princess alot*

Bing: Wait.. if you're the Princess.. I'm the Assasinator..

Bing: Shucks.

Amanda: Oh jeez "


To Be Continued.




Today in church, the damn guy came down to the last few rows.
He handed out cards and asked us to stick it on the pews.

Note* The last few rows are completely occupied by teens. CC1 -CC4.


The card reads something like
: Notice.
This is a church. Respect. Do recieve or send smses.

Yes. A whole paragraph of that crap.
Imagine! It caused an uproar.

Rachel took the bluetack from behind the card and formed,
R-I-P.
She stuck it on the part where they wrote
"Your Friendly Catechist"

Everybody cracked up and started taking out their handphones,
to take pictures.
HAHAHA. Serve them right.

Phyllis was busy cursing everybody.



Then after that, went to the temple to see my grandfather.
The smoke made me sneeze.

Di Xing promises to bring me out to get a cap.
If i dont like any, he has to give me his cap.
HA.

My sister pronunced his name Di Ke-ng.
Hole in the ground. Eveyrbody laughs.

Its Di Keng. K-eng.



BY DEFINATION, RISKTAKERS OFTEN FAIL.
SO DO MORONS.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

"Amanda loves her peers like she loves herself,
except without the intense physical attraction."

"Amanda is my role model. It is my dream to be more like her.
Sometimes i follow her around and buy the same clothes.
Once in a while i rummage through her trash.

I once observed Amanda walking across a lake to heal an injured swan.
She is love."

-The Dilbert Principle By Scott Adams.


IM LOOKING FOR ATTENTION
IF YOU DONT HAVE THE ANSWER
WALK AWAY

Friday, August 11, 2006

Everytime we touch,
Theres static everywhere.

Thats not a song.
And its not romantic.

When we were playing softball,
everyone who touched Jonel had static.
And boy it stings. Pain like siao.
then we realised eveyone was getting it.

We avioded each other like they had rabies.
AND IT GOES THROUGH CLOTHES.


Then after that, Jonel asked me to go ice skating with her.

Me: Dont wanna. I just went lah.
Cara: She only wants to go if Bing Heng goes.
Me: Wah liao. You crap lah y...
Jonel: Whats a Bing Heng?
Cara: A type of biscut.
Me: Yeah.
Jonel: So if i buy it you'll go?
Me: Sure! I mean, if you can find it.
Jonel: What flavor?
Cara: Only got one. Go find.

If you dont know what im talking about, good for you.
Ignorance is bliss.



Bio Tan scolds us for not coming up front to see the frame.
She says, You are not wise! COME AND SEE THE FRAME!

We wonder what she is talking about.
We walk up front and see a bunsen burner.

Only after 10 minutes do we realise the frame she is talking about,
Is a flame. A FLAME. Grief.


And Jonel's older brother, is called Lejon.
Means toilet in French, and is made up of the letters of Nels name.

Her younger brother, Lennel, his name backwards is his name.

How cute.



In track, 3.2 km in Bishan Park.
I realise it may not sound like a a big feat,
BUT WHY DONT YOU GO TRY IT HUH.

I actually felt high, i mean, after the,
vomity, dizzyness and numb legs spell.


Then we had to sing WHERE I BELONG again,
as punishment for losing Jacobs Ladder.



In the library, i was flipping through a magazine.
GUESS WHAT.

Johnny Depp's sex appeal is 5/5.
He beat Angelina who had it at 4half.

JOHNNY. THEE JOHNNY.

As i quote" Johnny doesnt want to be sexy,
but that makes him even sexier"


Hello? Johnny is supposed to be my pirate.
MY CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
He looked terrible as Wonka, i must say.


PLUS, Tom Cruise's sex appeal, is zero.
HAHAHA.


And Sirin now wants to marry THE EMO GUY, again.
Jamison, i think.

And, her brother has eight packs.




ITS TIME TO BE NICE
TO THE PEOPLE YOU CANT STAND
ALL YEAR.

Thursday, August 10, 2006
















HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!
I realise this is one day late.
I decided no one cares anyway.




















(that is something one of the SNG classes made for deco)

So happy belated birthday my dear country.


Went out with SingYing Abby Cheryl.
Watched The Ant Bully.

Know what? Its a nice show.
I will never spray water on the ants nest anymore.
No i will not.


Its too creepy.
The grandmother was cute.
Really cute. Her teeth keep dropping out.
She waves to the people out of the window and ploop goes her teeth.
Th ending was way too predictable though.




















This, would be a emo guy that Sirin wants to marry.
I mean, be best friends with.



Dilbert still rocks.
And Joey from Friends.

And Chandler BINGG.
(Why i call Bing Heng, Bing now)




And my darling pirate JACK.

Curse Of The Black Pearl//

"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move."

"Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine.
We're square."

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always
trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to
watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going
to do something incredibly... stupid."

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

"Why is the rum gone? "


Dead Mans Chest//

"Elizabeth! [Turns to Gibbs] Hide the rum.

"Deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea."

There will come a time when you'll have the chance,
to do the right thing.-Elizabeth
"I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by."

"Where's it gone? Where's the thump-thump?"

"No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key."

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!
And guess what's inside it!"




And Wu Yue Tian's
En Ai ING rules. It makes me feel happy.


HAPPY ING
GAI BIAN LE HUANG HUN
LI MING. YOU NI WO XING TIAO DAO BU XING.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Ice skating today.

First Wei could go.
Then he got severe muscle ache.

Only me and Nao and Dear.
And Beccy. And Markie.

And DAN(Shi)!


So me and Dear and Nao speeds round the rink until we get tired.
It was 10 and not that crowded.
The only pro guy was a figure skater about sec 4. I think.

He kept speeding around the rink then spinning.
And sliding and spinning and gliding.

He looked damn nice. And cool.
To think i thought guy figure skaters were weird.
We thought he never fell.
He fell anyway.


Then we got bored of just skating.
We tried to do some figure skating.

WAHAHAHA. Thats all.
Dear was teaching me how to break.

She goes like, skateskateskate then rightskatebehindleft and BREAK!

I go like, skateskateskate then leftskatebehindrightkate,
and slam unto someone and fall.


She goes like, skateskateskate rigthskatebehindright and TURN TWICE.

I go, skateskateskate rightskate tanglewithleft bounce and FALL.


I give up after 22 tries.


Shi rocks.
He skates like pro.
Really fast and he can do figure skating too.

Me and him abandon the Tan sisters who are,
twirling around and sliiding around.


We speed around the rink.
I have to chase him.
Its fun. HE IS SO SWEET!

Wait, did i say sweet? Mabye not, but hes cute.
One of the few who still calls me Mandy.


Well then.
Saw Jonel there too.
With her sister and two brothers.

Her sister is so adorable.
I sit beside her and she goes : Want some mentors?
Then she starts talking to me like im some old friend.

Shes really small and i love her.
Her brother is sweet too.
He saw me talking to Nels sis and he tapped my shoulder.
Then i look at him and he smiles.

Wanted to hug him.



Too bad Bing, Quan, Wei they all missed it.




AMANDA I THINK YOU TAKE
A LONG TIME TO PROCESS INFO.
(another was of saying my memory sucks)

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Today damn packed.

Went for ND celebration.

For the fancy dress competition,
Kistin went like,

Manda, you and your Family wanna go?

We decided we had no other chioce.
It was that or sit in the sun and rot.

We trugded along to the MPR room to get ready.
So Crys came along.
The five of us, without any materials. At all.

We held our pathetic little flags and waved them around helplessly.
Sirin and Angel then ran back to class to find some crap.

We voted Crys to model.
We wrapped her with garbage bags and stuffed her with flags.
We stuck 'wings' on her.


Then she had to parade with the other 30 odd classes.
We were cheering till i almost lost my voice.

Tan was wearing these red shoes.
Ronald Mcdonald. He looked cheezy.


Then sang some ND songs.
I love the 'Where i Belong' one.
Sirin Cara Angel went down to the track cause we were bored.

Sirins in Media so she borrowed the camera from her senior,
and pretentded to take pictures of the singing people.


Then we started to shout-sing the 'Where i belong' part.
Like we go
:WHERE I BELONG!
dadadada HEART AND SOUL

WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE FOR US
Dadadadadadadadadadadadadada

THIS IS WHERE I KNOW I BELONG!



Then after that, had to go practice for Track Sec 4 farewell.
Keep shouting SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS.
Very cute deh.

Then we sing yue liang dai biao wo de xin again.

Sec 4s all cried.
Heck, I cried. Nothing big though.


Was fun. Althougth wasted lots of time.
The sec threes acted out the Jack Sparrow part.
They go like, WELCOME TO THE CARREBIAN.
And HIDE THE RUM!

And, I GOT THE JAR OF SAND!

I loved it. Was fave part.
JACK SPARROW I WILL DIE WITH YOU.

Anyway. Rushed home for tuition.
Was damn tired.

Jees.
Watching Lightning McQueen now.
WAHAHHA. TOO BADD.


WHERE I BELONG!
NANANANA HEART AND SOUL!





Monday, August 07, 2006

New art teacher.

She stands there while we file into class.
Mr Foo does intro briefly.

Foo leaves.
She introduces herself.

'My name is blahblah. I taught in a girl's school.
I then worked for the Ministry for ten years.
I wrote art books BUT they probably arent in use anymore.
I then worked in a musuem where i introduced people to paintings.

I also had a scholarship to the MOST prestigeous art school, in France.
Many famous artist have studied there.

I have alot of experience and qualifications in these matters.
Please do not question my authority and listen to whatever i say.

Also, your class is unacceptabaly rude.
I am a new unfamilliar face and you all just come in and talk so much.
SO NOISY. Your class has no respect AT all.
Terrible. Tsktsktsk.

Learn to have respect.'

That took her about half the lesson.
Then she made us draw shoes.

Me, Sirin, Angel and Cara have a personal creative outlet.
We find drawing on the table very stressful.
We take to the floor very well.

Mdm my face is so QIAN BIAN goes,
:Back to the table. NOW.

:No chairs lah

: There are so many there.

: I COUNT TO FIVE. MOVE OR GET PUNISHED.

: Finefine.


We then pull the horrible unwanted chairs to the table.


Then we get split cause theres no space for four.
I am angry.

I then take to agressively attacking my paper with terrible,
drawings of, shoes.

Which is, apparently, what we are supposed to do.
We are supposed to put our stinky feet-protectors onto the TABLE,
and draw it.

I slam my horrible shoe onto the table and draw it.
I am the fastest because i dont care.

While others draw every single detail of the shoe,
i scribble around.


Suddenly, she goes,
"Ah. Look at this. Shes almost done."

Ms Blahblah holds up my piece of crap.

Sirin and Cara looks up immediately.
They start to laugh.

"You see," she continues, "She is so fast.
Its erm. Very nice."


Sirin bursts out. Cara cannot stand it.
They laugh.

Ms Blahblah shoots them a look and goes, WHAT SO FUNNY?

They shut right up.




Track was curcuit traning.
Sit ups! Me and Sirin shall train so we can,
wear a swimsuit and look nice.

Someday.


Then we played scoccer which ended up 0-0.
Was fun. Zhi Xi damn amazing goal keeper.
They must have tried to score like, more than 10 times.

SHE BLOCKED ALL OF THEM.

We love you Zhi Xi.


HAMSTER HUEY AND THE GIANT KABELOOIE.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Cat class today was games.
According to Clare, Jeryl didn't come because he had sailing com.

BWAHAHA. He has the worst luck ever.
He misses all the game sessions.

Fisrt we played eagle and chicken game.
Paul was the mother hen. HA.

Then he got really protective, and stacked chairs in front of us.
Like, PUSH. And topple and all the chairs falls.
All the other groups got really mad and started picking on us.

BAD MOVE.

The guys were all wiped out cause they were behind.
Then Paul started to wrestle it out with other catechist.

Gerry helped.
Then Moses came and dragged me out of the line by my waist.
Cheryl and Judith pulled me back.

Got really confusing. Pushing and screaming and pullin and bumping.
Moses gave up pulling me when Paul started to tickle him.


We lost anyway.

After that was dog and bone.
THEN poison ball.

Poison ball rocked.
Michael rules at that.
He was the lone survivor.

He jumps around like a shrimp, but hey, it WORKS.
Clare always gets hit at the last moment, then she goes, AHH.
Then shes out.


At mass, we sit behind a woman.
AND. FOR THE LOVE OF GAD.
WHY DO WE ALWAYS SIT NEAR THESE *toot*?

She keeps turning around, turning and turning.
Everytime any of us open our mouths, she TURNS.
WHAT THE HELL IS HER PROBLEM?

Then when Meshie and Clares gang started talking,
she turns and tells ME and Phyllis

: Girls, do you know you are making alot of noise?
IT IS VERY DISTRACTING. CANNOT KEEP QUIET
FOR HOUR ISSIT?

Then she turns back and looks angry but smug.
Phyllis starts cursing her in the worst way possible.

She then reports this to Clare and her friends.
Everyone then proceded to stare at the woman in that way.
The look of pure disgust.

Then we ignore her.
Clare and friends continue to talk.
The woman looked like she was gonna blow.

After mass, the *toot* told some warden guy that we made,
a helluva noise.

Then he scolded the whole group of us.
*toot* her. Goes Phyllis. Then off she goes again.
MY EARS! Heh.

Anyway, i got a white pants for ND.
Im happy. Ohyeah.


I COULD BOOK YOUR FLIGHT
AND PACK YOUR BAGS IF YOU WANT
A ONE WAY TICKET OUTTA MY LIFE

Saturday, August 05, 2006

My shower head is broken.
I have never appreciated my shower head before this.

One fine day, the thing suddenly started leaking.
Then 'BONG' and the whole damn thing flies out and hits the glass.

Then the water hits the celing and it starts to rain.
The whole toilet is wet.
For once its not COMPLETELY my fault.

I try bathing with the headless shower.
It flies everywhere when i turn it on full blast.

SO i turn it on really REALLY small, and continue to bathe.
It was horrible.

Its not fixed yet. That, ^^ happened 5 days ago.


Plus the speakers of my com are spoiled, and a cant open mail
properly and i cant tag anyones blog.

IM SUCH A LOSER. Geewhiz.


Okay.
Then today the guy told me that hes hurt because,
i responded to his

"love proposal"

with a 'Oh'.

Damn corny, so says Sirin.
Hes farfar off and i dont know which one he is.


Going biking if Sirin ever finishes her bath.
When shes done, im off.


WELL YOU NEED A BLUE SKY HOLIDAY
THE POINT IS THEY LAUGH,
AT WHAT YOU SAY.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Its nice to know that someday im gonna be dead.
Like. Die. And zhoosh. And dead.

Will be fun. Wonder what will happen.
What can i say? We're all in this together.


BAD ADVICE COLUMN. BY Little Bo Beep.

Have you seen a poster.
That goes.
: Say NO! He may be a molester.

Yeah. And then theres this guy and a small girl.
Then the girls going no and the guy looks sad carrying all the crap.


Mabye the girl was just telling her father that she didnt want the toys.
Jeez. They didn even say that the guy had to be a stranger.

We should like carry the poster around and say no to males,
if they ask us to help do stuff.

So when your father goes
: GO TO YOU ROOM!

Say,
: NO! You may be a molester and i dont trust you.
What if YOU lock me in my room huh?
You terrible man.


I also learnt that i produce more than 200000 aerosol droplets
EVRY SINGLE DAY. Nice thought.


Then in the free period, i went to the balcony and felt so nice.
It was damn windy.

So i stole some newspapers and lay them on the grass.
Then i lay down.
Whoosh. Was fun.
Cara joined in.

Then Sarah and Kristin came and scolded us.

Then Sirin got all indignant that we didnt get her to join us.
Angel was looking at us with a weird expression.
Shes still pretty.


Tan came along soon enough.
We threw the newspapers around and went back to class.
Little did we know that our despicable act would be known.

Tan was talking.
Suddenly. BOOSH. The newspapers, came flying upward and
stuck to the classroom grate, highhigh up.

I was the wind though. Not us. SO DONT.
Then they were like, bunching up there.

Me and Cara and Sirin were like. WHOO! WE ROCK.

Then we got our class tees.
They have four forggyish-monkeys.
And two sizes too big for everyone.

WE LOVED IT.


SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME
THE GRASS WAS MUCH GREENER
ON THE OTHER SIDE

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Luo was in a terrible mood.
She shouted at Cara cause she didn't want to change seat.

She made Cara change seat because, apparently,
we were talking.
She used to make me do it.

Then she lectured us about poor grades,
how indians got better results in ting xie than us.
Well hello? The Indians she taught were super smart then.

Well. The ting xie was damn difficult.
Sirin got a mighty 6.(upon 100)
EVEN SARAH AND KRISTIN (I dee star students)
failed.

More than half the class failed.
Only Pei Wei -mumbles- aced it.

Jeez. I got 47.
I dee. WE RULE CHINESE!


Then we had sec 1 Malay dance competition.
Kristin taught the dancers the dance 1 hour before the competition.
We sure lose. I thought.

Me and Sirin were playing the drums.
Cara and Angel played the triangle.

By drums, i mean hitting the back of the guitar with our hands.

Understand that when people see you carrying a guitar,
they have a certain impression.

An impression that you are actually going to play it.
So when they see you turn the STRING instrument around,
and hit the back of it unprofessionally, they think,

What losers.

Of course, we didn't want to look like losers.
Jeez. So then we thought, we can be,

THE FIRST AND THE BEST
OH-SO-ORIGINAL
COOL LOSERS!

So we strutted around looking like cool losers.
I realise it sounds contridictary.
Who cares.


Anyway, for the real competion, we kinda sucked.
SUCKY COOL LOSERS. Thats us.

Then another class,
had this Malay dance in which you go wobbling your arms.

Then a girl, who dressed like a magician, and looked terrible,
did the actions really strongly.

With such passion and er. Strenght.
Like in those movies where whatever the guy does he hits someone?
Yeah she looked like that.

We and Cara were laughing so much that the teacher gave us this
dirty look.


So we thought that was the worse for today.
Suddenly, Mr Wong come and outshines her completely.

HES LIKE A SNAKE MAN.
He does ballet. And he does it well.
He looked like a icecrem seller. It was so cute.


After all my friends had finished showing off their oh so ahmazing
talents, Mr Wongs class won the Champ.

Geewhiz 1 Deeians. WE RULE ANYWAY.
ALTHOUGH WE REALLY SUCKED,
WE SUCKED COOLY.

I DEE RULES.


And we all lives happily ever after.



AN AFTERNOON ALONE WITH MY FAVORITE BOOK.
NICKI. I AM TRY-YING TO READD.

IF YOU WERE GAY
IT'LL BE OKAY. CAUSE HEY!
I'LL LIKE YOU ANYYWAY.
-Avenue Q (Gay Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLGt6Ym_9II

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Today was boring and uninteresting.
It was filled with mudane and everyday occurences.

Unless. You count the email i got from Zhang Ce,
telling me that in his last email, he misspelt a word.

I responded with a 'Oh'.

Jeez. They are so. !!!!
I was laughing like crazy.


In track, we sprinted 1000m.
We were slacking and coach was like
" YOU GIRLS NOT RUNNING PROPERLY"

Then we did hurdles.
I HATE HURDLES.
DIE HURDLES DIE.

Damn. How the hell am i supposed to jump over that thing?
Its up to my waist!!

I fell 6 times.
I have bruises all over.
I will never do hurdles again.

Coach keep saying
"Amand dah. (Thats how she pronounces it), jump HIGHER!"
I got really stressed out.



Then we discusssed Sec four grad ceremony.
Shant elaborate.


Oh yes. Apparently, we are supposed to find Malay looking
clothes to bring to school TOMORROW.

Now, how would one find suddenly find Malay looking clothes?
Jeez. I am NOT wearing Malay looking clothes anyway.
Reasons unknown.


Were decorating the class board for Nat day.
Our family had a picture together.
It was put up on the board.

Me and Sirin decided to decorate it.
I found myself painstakingly horrible looking.

Suddenly, had an idea!
*ting!*

I drew on the picture.
I was transformed into a clown.


Sirin was transformed into a deformed-ray band rockstar.
Once a deformed-ray band rock star,
always a deformed-ray band rockstar.

Angel, still is a angel.
Cara McQueen.


I'LL THROW PLASTERCINE AT YOU
ALL DAYY.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

My class is Tama obsessed.
Yeahyeah.

The little thing that mates and produces offspring.
Yes. It is embarrassing to be seen holding one of those things.

BUT WHO CARES. Dammit. Its kinda fun in a boring way.
(yes. that does mean i play it)

Theres three little buttons to press.
The thing poos and after eating 7 apples its teeth will decay.
Its true. Theres no logic in these type of things.


Whatever.

Cara has karma with eggs. Seriously, im not elaborating.


Went to old folks home for CIP today.
Supposed to sing 'Yue liang dai biao wo de xin' song.

Sirin brought her guitar.
Mr Tan PLAYS THE GUITAR.

Apparently i was the only one who didnt know.
Jeez.

So we wanted to sing 'All the small things'.
We asked Tan to help play Sirins guitar so he said.
: yesyes. Okay.

Then we started singing. WITHOUT music.
Tan duped us.

We sucked.

Ying Qi cried. The place was depressing.
Li Xing cried. Fly in my eye! She claims.

There was this really cute old lady.
Like she LOOKED cute. Really.
She was small and when she chewed, she looked like a chipmunk.

Really sweet.

Then Sirin got sick of playing 'All the small things'.
She made up her own songs.
Like

: Move away. Your irritating me.
Im bored. Im bored.
Sarah Sarah go away.

Their getting sick of us singing
ALL THE SMALL THINGGS.

We loved it.
Was like Phoebe in Friends when she plays crap on her guitar.
I love Phoebe.

Then on one of the old womans description,
read, Loves to fold gauze.

Jeez man!
Then classmates started to sing Tong Hua.

GUYS???!!! Thats SO not appropriate.
Its a die song.

Then one old woman called Mr Tan Ah Boy and did'nt want to
let go of his hand.

Another lady was strapped to the bed.
Esther cried.

After that, Joanna cried.
I remained uncryable.


That was Sirins first 'busking' experience.
What a fun time in had turned out to be.

No one even listened. I was plucking at the strings,
making sounds with the pluck.

I WANNA LEARN GUITAR.

Then we went home ourselves.
The whole MRT was 1Dee girls.

We rule.

When got home, wanted to use the computer.
Brother was going skating.

Decided brother was more important.
Went skating with him.

Passed my neighbour who plays the piano DAMN WELL.
If not for my brother, i would have stayed and watched him play.
I hear him playing now. *melts*

Jealous.Jealous.Jealous.

I WANNA LEARN PIANO.


Posted this in 12 minutes. WHOO BABY.


THIS IS A STORY OF A GIRl
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND
DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD