Saturday, July 15, 2006
An 'I love Amanda' shirt
An 'I Love Amanda' Cap
An' I Love Amanda' bag
An 'I Love Amanda' Cup.
A 'I Love Amanda' thong.
I wonder why only the thong has the
'Made In USA stamp there.
Are they really that proud that they made thongs professing
love to me?
I dont see why they print the words there though,
unless a guy wears it for his girlfriend.
Guys dont wear thongs.
I realised im in love with a continuous line of
Really i do.
Oh. Not forgetting ******* and ******.
KawaiiCRap Forr Liifes
I Ish ar Velly CormBilccaatered Woomean.
I speeka Snakeie Booboo, Suchss asss thiss.
Eii Alsho sppieak KawaiiiCrapps BeCushe
Eii IsH DunnO Howss Tuu Shpeel anIii TIng Lerhhx.
Eii Knowss dattz Euuii wiLLs BoWs Downns
TIuu MieE BeCHause EiI Ish Vellyxx Shmart Worhxx.
EIi kNows Ei Ishh Velly LuiXinngxx beCaUse I sPhikXX
I am proud of this.
Heck. It took long enough to type.
KICK UP THE LEAVES
AND THE MAGIC IS LOST
(valuable lesson: dont kick leaves)