Monday, July 31, 2006

I am very depressed.
Dig?

I failed my damn maths test.
THE ONLY FREAKIN TEST I ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT.

Hell. I really studied.
I really did.

Mdm Suah had to go
: Manda you failed. You better buck up.

Wanted to cry.
Im in maths remedial, i fail tests, and I JUST CANT GET IT RIGHT.
Die maths. Die.


Have a history test tommorow.
Cant be bothered to really study. I have no mood.

Have to finish stupid maths worksheets.
Have to hand up some art calligraphy crap by tomorrow.



Boy oh boy.
Then when training, pulled a muscle or somthing.
Hurt like crap.

Had to do 100m sprint 100m jog.
5 rounds.

Somehow after sweating it out, if feel better.

Shoot me.



BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Mom says i read fantasy books, like
EVIL STAR
RAVENS GATE
ARTEMIS FOWL
too much.

She says i should read books about life.
Like those beggar and dumpster kids. And war books.

Those books always win medals.

Anyway i read deep books far too much.
ELit forces us to read them anyway.

Its not that i don't like life books... Ah. Whatever. i dont like th,
Fantasy and smart boys saving the world appeals
to me MUCH more.


Mom says im escaping from fact of life.
Yeah mabye i am but who the heck wants to read about sufferings
and sadness and war?

Not me. They just make me feel sad and depressed.
Why cant the english book list have books like Artemis Fowl?

Boy. I'll ace the reviews. Although there isnt much to reflect about.
Well i think thats the point.


Dad keeps coming in and telling me to study.
Understand that i am halfway blogging.

(Kachring-door opens)
Dad: Why are you still on the computer? You canno..
Me: Okayokay.
Dad: You cannot ah. I am going to lock the com.
Me: Okayokay. Go.

(Door closes)

(Door opens)
Dad: Ahhah. I caught you red handed.
Me: Im blogging so?
Dad: What time you gonna stop?
Me: Dunno.

(Door close)
(I bang to close)

(Door opens)
(Dad looks in)

(Door close)

-Process repeated thrice-

(I lock the door)

Dad: OPEN AMANDA.

(Door opens)
Me: ARGH. STOP IT.

Dad: Dont lock. I wont come in again.
Me: YESSSS!


(Door opens)
Me: ARGHHH! WHAT THE HELL! GO AWAY!
Sister: Whats your problem lah.
Me: Oh. Heh.



AM I MORE YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK.
Church this morning.
Cat class was all the facils and tecahers pretending to
be people they were not and never should be.

Like.
Paul was the father. And Moses was the nerdy boy.
Ohgosh. He was hugs the file and goes

: Hiie. My name is (something i forgot)

Man. HE RULES. He looked and sounded so SWEET.

Everybody laugh like siao.

Then another facil was the gangster guy.
Then he goes like
: Yo.

It was supposed to be some kinda talk show and they
were talking about friends and BGRs.

Moses goes
: I...i like ..like this girl .. cause shes.. shes really pretty.
And i dont.. dont know how to tell her..

In that super cute gay whisper. Then he hugs his file and shakes abit.
MAN. Gerri (my teacher) was laughing till she almost died.

Then Gerri supposed to be the boy-crazy girl.
It was all so wrong.

AND FUNNY.

Moses was the best. Undoubtly. It was totally out of character.




After cat class, went for mass with Phyllis and Belle.
Saw Jeryl and Michael.

Wanted them to sit with us so we didn't have to sit with
unknown people.

So i call Jeryl. He turns waves and turns back.
Then a group of CC2 boys (i think) comes by.

NononononNONonoooo.... Phyllis whispers.
Jeez. They sat down anyway.

THEN just after, Clare and friends walk in.
Nice timing.

The people behind kept SHHHing us.
Felt like HITTING THE SHIT ouuta them.

They were talking MUCH louder than us, damn it.
Boy was i mad.

We were discussing important things.
Like the world peace.


Then after that a series of unfortunate events occured.
And ended with me cooking instant noodles.


THE WORLD IS A WONDERFUL PLACE.
AND EVERYONE SHOULD JUST JUST SHUT UP,
AND ENJOY IT.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Got emails from the Huang Shan kids.

One from the tecaher.
One from Zhang Ce
And one from Michael.

I dont know who they are.
But Di Xing helped me to translate the symbols to chinese.

I mean. I do know that Michael is the guy from Huang Shan.
Just dont know which guy.
HALF THE CLASS WERE BOYS.

Cant expect me to remember all their names in five days.

Dont know if Zhang Ce is a girl or boy.

Zhang sends 5 emails.

The first: Wo she Zhang Ce
Second: Ni Hao
Third: Ke yi zuo wo de peng you
Forth: Ni zhi dao Cara de email mah?
Fifith: Ru guo bu zhi dao bu yong zing. Wo bu yao da rao ni.

Well. Thats just the main idea of the emails. I think.
He probably is that guy who likes Cara and cried when we left.

Joking. Not.

Michael sent one today
First:

亲爱的朋友:  您好!
李姿仪:  你好!

还记得我吗??? 呵呵,不记得了吧!!!
我是黄山学校七年级一班的胡易纬,
就是那个想与你合影的男生.我想与你做朋友,愿意吗???
希望你愿意,谢谢!!!

祝:
身体健康!
学习进步!!
心想事成!!!


你的中国同学:易纬
michaelj93
2006年 7月28日 致礼!

Don' know who he is though.
Ah.

I realise they have a common weridness about them.

WHY THEY ARE SO POLITE.
Freaks me out.

Hello? We are all the same age.
They write like i'm some big woman they have to respect.

Hope they are the ones coming to our school.
Then i can go.

Oh My Gosh. Its you! And like show off.
Heh.

Ahwell.
I miss Lee Hao. Very very much.

Sob.

Di Xing they all coming later.
IM HAPPY. IM HIGH.

Getting specs today too.
I hope.



SO NO ONE TOLD YOU
LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

Friday, July 28, 2006

Back from traning.

I was jogging on the track with Crys.
Suddenly.
BISH.

And the rain falls down.

Like SNAP. And RAIN.
We and Crys ran like siao to the forum.

Wet and tired.
HEY!
I LOVE RUNNING IN THE RAIN.

Then Daphy was going
"I know your name. Amanda! Do you know how i know?
I Am PHYSIC!"

To everybody.
She never got tired.

Kim and Nat were like, " Man, she has issues."
Daphs preety nice most of the time,
unless she goes crazy.


Boy. And my class is going crazy over,
-drumroll-

TAMAGOCHI!

Defination: A little object which makes noises, trains your
thumb flexibility... AND mate.

Yes. MATE. Like the little alien thing MATES.
Amen. It mates.


Doosh. Have fun playing with your very own TAMAGOCHI!

Sirin may be going for an X-Ray.
WATCH HER BLOG.



SOME DAYS I FEEL LIKE SHIT
SOME DAYS I WANNA QUIT

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Pirates of The Caribbean.

Jeez. That show RULES man.
Capn Jack Sparrow, we love you.

We missed the first part.


Ave Q. They rule too. Ah well.
Losing it.

WE GOT A NEW CAR.
AND IT HAS A SUN ROOF.

Night roof, if you thinka bout it.
Why would anyone one to let SUN in anyway.

Make me browner only.
Cheezze.

I want a bikini and board shorts too.
Sirin MADE ME THINK ABOUT IT.

Its nice.
Need to lose abit of weight first.

Going to jog at stadium with Sirin on weekends.
As in. Try.

Gotta train Sirin for track.



When i was at Junction 8, saw a boy with the bag like,
REALLy really high.

Till his chest. And higher. And he wore it in front.
Cracked me up. Saw me looking. He smiled.

I was disgusted. He is so weird looking.

Blehs. You know what, everyday when i walk home,
i get so damn tired.

Yesterday, i was wishing i could tie a string on the car,
and ride on a skateboard holding the string.

BOY. That would be fun.
So i thought, i should like, invent it.

Call it car skating.
ZOOM.


FEEL THE WIND IN YOUR FACE.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Today my sisters friends are over.
Tigger and Pooh.

My sister very act.
She keep making jokes.
Then Pooh laughs.

Then she says toilet bowl and Tigger and Pooh laughs.
Im getting sick of them.

Ahwell. Now shes going bigfart and sreaming incoherently.

I GUESS I MUST HAVE SNAPPED
I GRABBED A BASEBALL BAT
AND MADE THEM ALL RUN FOR SHELTER
-Blink 182


I learnt that earthworms are BI.

Pei admits that she goes skinny dipping too.
Of course, im not considering the fact she thinks skinny dipping
-is feeding aliens nuggets
-bathing everyday

Deeboob goes fat dipping.
Means swimming with lots of clothes.
Which is kinda abnormal too.



On the way home, i saw this couple.
One American girl and a chinese boy.

They were kinda like dancing.
Like, Swaysway sway.

Under the tree. Looked kinda weird.
Then a taxi came.

Boy sticks out hand.
Girl laughlaughlaugh and chase the taxi away.

Started to sway again.


Very odd. Hmm.
Then the whole time i was staring and they dont care.

Like they couldn't see me.
Then i thought how nice it would be to BE invisible.

WHoo. Can spy on anyone i want.
ANYONE MAN.

Acually that would get quite boring.

I was REALLY tired then, cause it was after training.
Coach made us do starting block, which was okay.

Then the cool down was SIAO man.
We had to do the hang stomach exercise.
3 sets. My hand is like half red half white. Pain like crap.

Then do the go down on one leg thing.

When i finished them all and jogged one round,
i got wobbly.

Like wobble jog.
Ah. Thats just cause i never train for two weeks after op.

This spell will pass. YES IT WILL.

Cheez.
They are STILL making hell of a noise.
WAS I EVER LIKE THAT???

Darh.


THROUGH THE BREEZE
THROUGH THE TREES.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

They are going to scrap my baby.
MY BABY.

I never acually appreciated my BABY before this.
Now i do. I REALLY do.

Ah.
I took photos with him before he left.
I miss him already.

We are getting the Odessey in exchange.
I have a uber bad case of motion sickness and big ones freak me out.
They make me puke. Like physically.


I would have hugged him longer.

Byebye, Baby.

*Blinks sadly*


Upset.

We plan a trip to the Escape Chalet on the National Day holiday.

We plan balloons.
We plan beach.
We plan to wrap him up for her.
We plan food.
We plan money.
We plan presents.
We plan parental agreement.

We plan clothes.
We plan Tom to visit.
We plan bikinis and board shorts
We plan the theme.
We plan sunblock and shades.
We plan transport.
We plan jobs for money.
We plan dates and times.

(Read the 'plans' again. They're going weird)
All ready to execute.

Then. BOOM.

The Cheena Peeps are coming.
On Nats Holiday.

I got so crazy.
I got mad.

Durfhs. THEY ARE COMING ON THE HOLIDAY THAT I WANT,
TO GO OUT. WITH MY FRIENDS.

I have to take one of them in.
HAVE TO.

We have privilage cause we went to Cheenaland.

*Sobs*.


THE PLEASURE OF SUCKING.
-Chuppa Chups Ad.

Thats so wrong.

Im leaving to wallow in misery created by oneself.


New addition to THE D LIST.
-Car licence
-CAR
-Surf board
-Surfing skills


NEVER SAY DIE.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Ah.

Did my hair today. In a salon.
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I told the guy to layer it and some other unimportant crap,
then he grunted.

Was damn funny.

But he's nice anyway. ANYONE WHO DOES MY HAIR IS.



In school, had maths enrichment.
The guy's name is HENG. Mr HENG. HAHAHA.

How weird.
And his dress sense is abit wired.
His pants are too high, and he looks too skinnyish.

Ah well. I suppose he doesnt care anyhow.


Mdm Suah confiscated my toast.
Was really hungry throughout the enrichment.

I told her she could eat it because she looked hungry.
She told me to SHHH and listen to THE Heng.

THE Heng was talking about the secrets of paper.
I was so interested my hair almost fell off.
(Im just saying that cause my hair rocks. Go to Prestiege.)

Then THE Heng started getting impatient with us,
(its just a matter of time with us) and scolded the group in front.

He cant sound angry. He just cant.
I was laughing.

When me and Sirin were at Popular after the haircut,
i saw this mommy talking to her son.

Mom: Are you VERY VERY sure?
Son: Nods.
Mom: You have to think carefully about this.
Son: Yesyes. Mommy i want it.
Mom: You really want it that bad?
Son: Yes mommy.

The little boy was holding a pathetic little Pokemon card in his hands.

Aww. I was SWEETED out.
Me and Sirin were laughing about it.



My D List//
Private jet to Bermuda Triangle
Tickets to Australia with Cara, Sirin and Angel.
Large superbouncy gym-type trampoline.
Sirin to become a ROCKROCK star.
Cara to start a barbie/bird hater conspiracy.
Angel to find a boyfriend.
Sirin to join track.
Ipod killer.
Kiss Artemis.
Kiss Matt.
Kiss JOEY.
Hug Pheobe.
KISS CALVIN.
KISS HOBBES.
HUG HOBBES.
HUG CALVIN.

Ka Ching. I WANT CALVIN.
To be president.
Kiss my feet.
Kiss me.

New CAR.
Cheena People to rent hotel.



Ah. We had art today and we got MEh- SSEY.
Was HOOPER i tell ya.

We mixed the colours and poured so much paint that i got pukey.
Then we painted mutated fish, flowers, ectect.

Then me and C. painted our faces, and coloured our noses.
Had body painting session then got wet.

We stuck our faces under the sink and took a bath.
My shoe was soaking cause i washed my leg.

Then i took out my shoe through the lessons after Art.
I FELT SO at home-ish.



COME INTO THIS WORLD
WE ARE ALL THE SAME

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Ah.
I went for the skin prick test.

Last week, Joanne said 'It doesn't hurt! Just ticklish
Nothing to worry about'

Today, Jessica says, 'Its like an ant bite. Abit painful'

Never trust doctors, OR nurses.

Guess what. IT HURT LIKE CRAP.


But its cool.
There are twenty little dots on my hand,
and 3 of them look like swelled butts.

The three swelled dots are
-D.FARINAE
-D.PTERONYSINNUS
-HOUSE DUST

The only one i understand is house dust.

The rest sound like dinosaurs.


I took a few photos, but am disgusted with the outcome.
Its looks terrible in the photo.


Anyway.
Few days ago,
I was walking home from the swimming pool.

I was in my PE attire because i counldn't be bothered
to change.

So. As i walking past THE BASKETBALL COURT,
i looked in to see who was playing.

Normally, if i knew the guys, i would join in.

I did'nt know those guys.

PONG PONG PONG.
The ball flies and almost hits me.

How coincidental.

I bend down to pick the ball up and throw it back.

Too late.

A fat guy jumps over the railings and takes the ball.
At the same time, two skinny guys do the same.

I ignore. I walk on.


Then the group of perverts start to produce high pitched
noises. Something like when one is calling for his dog.

I ignore. I walk on.

The one guy shouts "Whats your phone number girl!"

I ignore. I walk on.

Then another says "HAHA. She's ignoring you. HAHA'

I ignore. I walk on.


AH. So much for males.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Did the Blogthings quiz.
www.blogthings.com

I have a 14% chance of going to hell.
AND

I will uh.
Get the bugs becasue i am too lazy to shoo them off.
And then i'll die.

Ah. I see. How nice.


"A bit odd and socially isolated.
I cannot care less of what others think.
And some of my beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time i thought i was Jesus."

I did NOT.




You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part.
But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles.
However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you.
You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

IM 60% boyish huh.
That's kinda weird considering im a girl.

Dah. All this aint true anyway.

Kinda.



Ah. I am 38% evil.
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

Damn. Why does nothing nice come out of these crap?


I am a fortune cookie?

THEY MUST BE KIDDING.
I have the worst luck ever. Argh.

You're a rather normal person,
except that you have extraordinary luck in life.
People want to be around you
(even when they're a little sick of you),
in hopes of being lucky too!

This is freaking me out.
Its SO untrue i cant believe it.



LIGHTNING
Beautiful yet dangerous.
People will stop and watch you when you appear,
even though you're capable of random violence.
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing

Whoa. This is nice.

BOW TO ME. I AM ZEUS!
BWAHAHAHAHA.



Ah.
NOW they say i am CREEPY,
and serial killers will run from me.

THEY ARE SOO INCONSISTENT.



I am 28% abnormal.
You are at high risk for being a psychopath.
It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality.
It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality.
It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia.
It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder.
It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

Oh well. I feel better after reading what i am not.


WHAT THE..

Do i act like im 8?
THEY ARE SO INSULTING.



WHOA. Try this.
Most of them sound real.
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoyoureallythinkofyourfriendsquiz/

***** is your soulmate.

You truly love Mom.

You consider Angel your true friend.

You know that Kristin is always thinking of you.
(Haha)

You'll remember Cara for the rest of your life.

You think Amanda (me) is creative,
charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. (YEAHYEAH)

You think that Sirin is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You think that Deboob is loyal and trustworthy to you.
And that Deboob changes lovers faster than underwear.
(WHOA)

You secretly think Sarah is shy and nonconfrontational.
(No i dont.)
And that Sarah has a hidden internet romance.



You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

HAHAHAHA.
AMANDA ROCKS.

Bored...




You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life.
Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude.
They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are!

HAHAHAH.
TOO BAD.






IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY
WALK A THOUSAND MILES.
TO SEE YOU TONIGHT
Tyring to finish Sudoku. Argh. Cant do it.
I must be stupid.


China people keep coming.

Soon the Huang Shan 'peers' will be here.
FOR FIVE WHOLE DARN DAYS.

Ah. Guess what.
Its compulsory for me to take one of them.

Where will they sleep?
Hmm. Not in my room, thats for sure.

Ohwell. I'll try to think about it.


When i was taking the pledge, i saw clouds,
in the sky.

Floating, floating, floating.

Drifted across the sky.
Looked like Sue the T-Rex and Pue the baby one.

Was really cool. The pledge was forgotten.



GOES TO SHOW
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve.


Forgot to bring my Chinesebook.
Luo made me stand.

She was in a bad mood yesterday.
In C Lit we had to do newspaper sharing.

Pan made me and Sirin do it because we were
talking. ??? She just looked at the wrong time.

Then the other class girl talks about the only artical
which i understand.

Me: Sirin ah. Go first leh.
Sirin: I HAVENT READ FINISH.
Me: I also havent.
Class: AMANDA. GO LAH.

Me: Okayokay whatever.

So i walk up with no intention of saying anything.

(In chinese)

Me: She use the article i was gonna share.
Luo: Hmm.
Luo: You mean you only read one?
Me: No. I read the dolphin one. Kinda. Abit.
Luo: Share then.
Me: Okayy. The people can go to the dolphin place.
And they can sand slide. Yeah.
Luo: (Looks angry) Go stand there.

Me: (walks over to the standing line of 1Dee students)
Luo: Sirin.
Sirin: I HAVENT READ FINISH!

Luo: Sigh. Stand there.


Then we were supposed to stand under the aircon,
which was leaking.

It kept dripping.
Deboob kept screaming and Luo kept looking.

Deboob Jean ectect, by the way, was standing because,
they spent too long in the toilet.

HAHAH.

Luo was abit thrown,
as our class was the only class in the three classes,
that counld'nt share a proper artical.

So she called on Sarah or one of the better girls.
Sarah couldnt say much either.

Luo:Whos wants to help her?


Crystal was teaching me how to share another artical.

So i said, ME.
Then i thought. That was an impulse. That was stupid.
So i said, NOT ME.

But it was too late.


So.
Me: Na ge ren she born in america de.
Ta help singapore hua na ge comics dong xi.
Oh ya. Ta shi African.
Ta hen hao.

Luo: Wei she me ta bang xin jia bo hua man hua ne?

Me: Urhh. Ying wei ta hen hao.

Everybody: Laughs.

Luo: (disgusted) Hui qu zan. Ni GEN BEN MEI
YOU DU.
Me: Wo you. Otherwise how i know what to say lor.

I then go back to stand.

AH. Hooray for 1Dee.

YOUR RIDE.
BEST TRIP.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Went for Track Nationals.

We got double secondship.

SPORTSSCHOOL GOT ALL THE FIRST PRIZES.

B and C div BOTH SECOND.
Sob.

HwaChong got triple champ.
congratstothem.

AT LEAST THEY BEAT SS. IM HAPPY.

THIS REEKS.

Whatever.


The guys there go.
"We will we will, rock you AH, rock you AH!
And the AH! Is like, REALLY high. Break glass type.

HAHAHA. Me and Crys laugh like siao.


And the HwaChong guys, NO GENTELMANSHIP.

Keep pushing. Want to climb over the gate somemore.
Aiyoyoyoyoyo.




Yeah then after the results the whole team ran
around the track holding the flag and everything.

Then i was carrying the BIG sign board.
AIR RISISTANCE man.

How am i suppsoed to run with the big board?


We like stumbled-sprinted through the round.
Was cool.

Very funny.
When reached school, school was PITCH dark.

Scary like hell.
Wah. Everybody keep screaming.

Scream here scream there.

Smsed Heng to tell him that his school got Triple Champ.
He say he knows.

Ahwell.

WHEN IM DOWN.
WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

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Hey. What does this load of crap mean.
Someone!

TEACH ME HOW TO READ THIS CRAP.

Or, help me translate it.

Gad. Is that supposed to be chinese?
Oh MAN.
Schnappi.

THE krokodil.

MANOHMAN.
The KROKODIL is so cute.


Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBj1EIBOg8

The singer has to be like, really small.
WOW. Such stardom at such a young age.



Its in German, the lyrics, and after traslation,
MAN.
That krokodil is really bad.

Then i thought, HEY! I know German too!
Sentence: Manda Lee is the creame de la creame.

Then i realised it was er. French.




I saw a really pretty teacher.
She had a nice shirt and a nice shirt.

But when she turned, she kinda reminded me of
Pinocchio.

Like, her nose was abit longish.
But, she was pretty anyway.

I started to think about Pinocchio.
I was wondering how two wooden parents MADE
Pinocchio.

Then i remebered that the carpenter MADE him.

Then i was like. OHHH.
THAT WHALE SHOW! The one where the old man in
the boat gets eaten.

Yeahyeah. That.



Cara is obsessed with Ah-Lee Ahmad.
How Ah-Lee Ahmad was created//

Deebs calls Cara 'Under Armpits', and calls
me 'Ahmad' or 'Gorilla'.

So one day, we decide to call her 'Deboob',
as i realise that she is badly disturbed when
called a boob.

So, when Luo was talking about some ancient guy,
Cara threw a note to Deboob. Deboob threw back
the note with a drawing of me.

She named it "Alee Ahmad", hoping to offend me
by coloring by face with a pencil.

Cara, started to laugh to badly at the picture.
Cara then asked Deboob to draw A4 size Ah-Lee
Ahmads.

She loves it. Shes weird. I changed it to Ah-Lee,
because Alee sounds like Ali.

Ah-Lee acually sounds like Ali too. But whatever.


-End of 'How Ah-Lee Ahmads were formed'-




Then we drew 'Deboobers'.
Defination: Ant like creatures who have a skill of compacting
rubbish... (The rest under construction).


After the whole day of staring at Ah-Lee Ahmads,
my sister had to show me a video of the two retarded dogs.

The dogs are five times my thumb size.
One repeats 'I love you' in a stupid high voice.
The other sings some stupid song.

My sister made a puppet show with the two things.
HAHAHA. I laugh till my hair all drop.

Wait. No connection.

Ah. Who cares.



CREAME DE LA CREAME.

Monday, July 17, 2006

I have EVIL STAR.

THE POWER OF FIVE 2.

I finally have it.
Its lying in my arms.

I will never let go of it.
my BABY.

This sounds so wrong.

"When it flickers,
The world dies"
- Evil Star







Oh grief.
I watched too many Miss Swan videos.

Manohman,
Boy is she disgusting.

STUCK IN MY HEAD her whiny leetle voice.



IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED,
PAY SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU

-Mark Hoppus

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Tan has out me on probation.

All for the good of mankind.



Ahwell.


All About Dilly//

Dilbert is a weirdo.

Dilbert loves technology.
He has no social skills.


Dogbert is sadistic.
He was born without empathy and has no care
for human feelings.

He has natural disdain for all beings especially Dilbert.

For some reason, I love him.



Had tuition and went to Science Centre.

Wanted to see dinosaurs but it was too damn cheap.

Gad. What a watse of money.


Sue the T-rex. We love you.


I wonder why the T-rex is called Sue.
Its kinda femaleish.

Of course, i suppose there are female T-rexs.
There has to be,
unless the T-rexs are all gay and can breed
with both sexes.


But female T-rexs sounds spastic.




SAY.
THE SHAME
THE ONES WHO DIED WITHOUT A NAME

Saturday, July 15, 2006












An 'I love Amanda' shirt














An 'I Love Amanda' Cap









An' I Love Amanda' bag













An 'I Love Amanda' Cup.












And...

A 'I Love Amanda' thong.


I wonder why only the thong has the
'Made In USA stamp there.

Are they really that proud that they made thongs professing
love to me?

I dont see why they print the words there though,
unless a guy wears it for his girlfriend.

Wait.
Guys dont wear thongs.


Anyway,

I realised im in love with a continuous line of
humans.

CALVIN
MattLeBlanc
Hobbes
Joey
Matt Freeman
Dilbert
ARTEMIS


Really i do.

Oh. Not forgetting ******* and ******.




KawaiiCRap Forr Liifes
Message

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I speeka Snakeie Booboo, Suchss asss thiss.

Eii Alsho sppieak KawaiiiCrapps BeCushe
Eii IsH DunnO Howss Tuu Shpeel anIii TIng Lerhhx.

Eii Knowss dattz Euuii wiLLs BoWs Downns
TIuu MieE BeCHause EiI Ish Vellyxx Shmart Worhxx.

EIi kNows Ei Ishh Velly LuiXinngxx beCaUse I sPhikXX
liiiaDtt.

Thankkeuu Horhxx.

PLoXx/


I am proud of this.
Heck. It took long enough to type.


KICK UP THE LEAVES
AND THE MAGIC IS LOST
(valuable lesson: dont kick leaves)

Friday, July 14, 2006























Heng says i am a feminist.

I went to check 'defination of feminist'
and it seriously does not make sense.

Ho.

He is so dead. Because, in my opinion, most girls
are feminist.

All girls think girls should have equal rights blahblah.



Ahwell.

He probably will become a monk because
he doesnt want to date feminists.

Joking.



By the way,

I have a new boyfriend.
I dumped the ugly half faced manequin.

My current boyfriend is Calvin.
Although he is younger than me,
I have pledged my love loyally to him.

He probably likes his tiger better,
who i assume is male, but i dont care.

I like Hobbes too.

In fact, if i think about it,
i want Hobbes as my boyfriend too.



Tune in next time to hear about Dilbert.






MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
BUT MOSTLY WITH ME

-Mark Hoppus
Im am currently in school, in the com lab.

I was cold, and, i am still cold.

I was freezing, so i wrapped my uniform around me.
I stuck my hands into my uniform and tried to keep myself warm.


Crystal, apparently, found this very interesting.

She started to spin my chair.


And of course, since my hand were stuck in my uniform,
and were useless in that current state,

I bounced off the chair.
Kinda rolled-bounced off.

Then i slammed onto the floor, and rolled around uselessly.

My cheek hurt like heck and i was still cold.



I created a commotion and it was funny.


Lit teacher is walking around being adangerous.
That is a sign that i have to go.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

I FORGIVE.
Sister scratched me again.

Am mad and really want to hurt her.

I know i cant. Because im old and wise.

NEED TO VENT ANGER SOMEWHERE.

Cant do it here anymore because of reasons unknown.




HELP. CONTROLCONTROL.

MY HAND IS BLEEDING.
MY ARM HAS HER NAIL MARKS.
MY WHOLE HAND HURTS LIKE CRAP.

SHE HIT ME WITH THE PHONE.
On my head.

All i did was pick up the phone and call for her,
because it was her call.

She, decided to ignore me.
What could i do?

So i told her friend that Rebecca obviously did not want
to talk her.

Somehow, Becky heard me, and snatched the phone from
me, and hit my head with the phone.

She then started to bitch about me to her friend.

Im happy.

Im really really happy.

HAPPY HAPPY.

...
I AM A LOUD DOG!
GIVE ME A JOB NOW!
YOU MUST OBEY ME BECAUSE IM A LOUD DOG!

-Dogbert

I was thinking of closing down my blog.

My parents read my blog.

They are very upset.


I AM ALSO VERY UPSET.

I am a bad girl. I use the four-letter word.

My blog talks about only the BAD things about humans.
(I am demoralizing).

Ectect.



My hand hurts bad because my sister keeps hitting me.
She wants to use the computer at 530 but she stands
beside me and watches me type.

I get irritated.
So i i tell her politely, Please go away.

Then she goes. No. Why should i?

Then i say. I was nice to you. Go away. Or else.

Then she says. NO!

I i push her away.

She scratched me ( her nails are really long.)
And used her case to hit my hand twice,
then used the scotchtape case.

Im hurting bad.
I feel like saying some things which i dont think
i should be saying.

I didnt hit her back, because that is what stupid people do.

But now my hand has a few white-red marks to add to
the collection.


I FEEL LIKE CRAP. I THINK im gonna cry.

BUT AMANDAS DONT CRY.

Hoho. I dont BECOME sad so easy.

You'd think im fun to bully, which is silly, cause im not.

Ouchouch. My hand stings now.



(Mom and Dad if you are reading this,
i really dont care anymore.)

Read all you want.
This is public.






I wanted to talk about school but i have no mood
to do so right now.

But whatever.


Today in school, we had lessons.
I was bored.

Cant post when feeling like this.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

We made more mutated aliens.
FT said drooping ones head in greeting was bad.

In Bio, I learned that
Amanda cells make
Amanda tissue.
Amanda tissue makes Amanda.

Also, that the term 'gullet' is for coackroaches.

BioT kept pointing to the rectum of the human picture.Pokepoke.

Then she goes, the doctor pierced a holethere, pokepoke, then they stick a metal rod in.

Class went crazy. Pokey, lets poke our arses.

Nipplepiercers, watch out.They pierce thier pokepoke.






WHEN THE WORLD GETS IN MY FACE
I SAY. HAVE A NICE DAY
Reasons for not changing Amanda's seat. (RNCAS)

1a. Amanda has a sinus problem. Sitting too close to
the board with all the chalkdust could make her explode.

1b. Her explosions will disrupt the class. The class: outraged

1c. An angry mob is formed.

1d. Amanda's life is at stake.

1e. Mucus: everywhere

1f. Embarrassment for all

2a. Amanda is slighty short sighted, but her optimertrist
does not recommend eye wear till her eye sight worsens.

2b. Sitting too far away from the board would mean she
cannot see what the teacher is writing.

2c. She cranes her neck. People laugh at her. Embarrassment.

2d. She goes up front to copy. People laugh at her. Embarrassment.

2e. Ends up squinting. Her eye sight worsens. Not wanting to
disappoint her parents, she keeps quiet. Her eyesight gets so
bad that she needs immediate laser surgery.

2f. After paying, she is unable to go to college.She ends up working
as a callgirl, and is emotionally scarred for life.

3a. Amanda is claustrophobic. If she sits next to someone big, she
will feel uncomfortable.

3b. She cries every day.

3c. Tears are everywhere, class is in an outrage.

3d. An angry mob is formed.

3e. Amanda is stampeded to death.

4a. Amanda finds it difficult to get along with people whom she
does'nt have the right chemistry with. Family (Sirin, Cara, Angel)
however, comes with that package.

4b. If Amanda sits with someone she does no like, she will go
ballistic.

4c. The person next to her will go ballistic.

4d. They both will GO BALLISTIC.

4e. The class will go ballistic.

4f. THE CLASS GOES TO JAIL AND YOU GET ARRESTED
FOR NOT TAKING CARE OF US.

5a. Amanda strongly believes in Sirinatopias. Sirinatpias has
a strict rule that Sirinatopiasists must not change their seats
in the same rooms more than twice a year. It is extreamly bad luck.

5b. If Amanda changes seat, she would have extreamly bad luck.

5c. Amanda sues you for coercion and your causeing of her downfall.

5d. You are broke. And sad.

5e. Amanda thrives without her family. Sirinatopia strikes her with
lightning, for leaving her family behind.

6a. Amanda is a strong believer in Lilo and Stitch.

6b. "Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind."
-Lilo and Stitch.

6c. Stitch is angry at you for breaking an Ohana apart.

6d. Stitch and his alien cousins (except 625) come to attack you.

6e. You are hurt. And sad.

7a. When we sit together there is strong class participation.
We participate, class participate, teacher is happy. We are happy.

7b. Amanda moves away. No class participation.

7c. Class is bored. We are bored. We turn to reading porno under
the table.

7d. Expulsion is in the air.

7e. School: unhappy. Us: horny = BAD.

8a. Amanda is undergoing Math and english tuition with Sirin.
Sirin is an acomplished genius in both areas. The MOE knows. (really)

8b. If Amanda moves away, tuition is disrupted. Her grades fall
tremendously.

8c. Amanda's parents are outraged.

8d. They send Amanda to a boarding school in Ice land.

8e. Her grades still failing, she becomes a nun.

8f. Being a nun, she cannot meet and marry her true love,
*****t. She lives in regret for the rest of her life.

Just by reading these senarios, Amanda has
- Been killed by a mob
- Been killed by a stampede.
- Became a call girl
- Been jailed
- Been struck by lightning
- Became a nun
- Became horny and expelled.

You have
- Been broke
- Been arrested
- Been attactked by alien experiments.

All only in Section one of RNCAS
Stay tuned for Section Two.



Thats composed by Sirin and me. I helped. I DID.



Sirin was over.
We played Taboo but then gave up because i kept laughing.

So we logged on to her Maple account.

Then we realised that we could say 'something',
and they dont censor it.

So we found this guy and said 'something' to him.
Then he said **** you.

Then we said. HAHAHA. They censored you!
Then he said. Dont act pro lah.

Then he said. How many maple something do you have?
Then we said. How many do you think we have?

Then he said. 2.
Then we said. Why do you want to know?

Then he said it was because he was curious.
Then Sirin said that curious boys never got far.

Then we said. love ya. Then we quit.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Decided to get a tagboard.
Couldn't be bothered at first.

Then i figured i could write more crap on the tagboard.
Then i realied tagging my own tagboard with crap was stupid.

Whatever.

So, after i created it, i tried to find it.

I looked right.
I looked left.

Where is the tagboard?

Can you find it?
(Developed from blues clues)

BWAHAHAHHA.
You will never find it.



MAKE ME SMILE
DRIVE ME WILD
My School Life.


During Art, I think about,
my muatated flowers,
and my mutated fish.

During Math, I think about,
How much toes sound like toast.

During Chinese,
I cant think, Luo made me move,
So i drew more mutated objects.

During Lit, I learned that,
Ancient China, is sadistic.

During History, I think,
'Monks dont have hair.
Monks are good and peaceful creatures.
Therefore hair is evil.'

During recess, I think about,
Plastercine.
We make aliens and UFOs and
realise its fun.

During Music, I think about,
how Sirin has "All the small things"
in her computer's piano thingy.

Is it some kinda fate thing?

WHERE'S MINE?



'Im just a teenage testtube baby.'
I was thinking about this phrase.

You can be, a testtube baby,
and now your a teen.

OR.

You could be a teenage testtube,
and the baby is just part of the song.

By teenage testtube, i mean like,
im considering testtubes have ages.

Which they do.

Oh. newsflashhengsbirthdaytodayhappybirthdayheng.

Saw this two angmos at the bus stop.
Really tall.

One had thick curly hair like a girl and the other straight.

From far they looked like a couple.
After i looked closely, i realised they were both guys.

Was really creepy.




DO YOU EVER WANNA RUN AWAY
DO YOU LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM
NO ONE HEARS YOU SREAMING

Monday, July 10, 2006

THE APPLE CART
A few years ago, a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago. The convention lasted all week, and all the salesmen had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner.

As they hurried to the airport to catch their return flight, they rushed down the airport's corridor with their briefcases in hand. In their rush, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of apples.
Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all continued running so they would make their plane.

All but one.

He stopped after running a few more yards, took a deep breath, and experienced a twinge of compassion for the girl whose apple stand had been overturned.

He told his buddies to go on without him, waved goodbye, told one of them to call his wife when they arrived at their home destination and explain his taking a later flight. Then he returned to the terminal where the apples were all over the terminal floor.

He was glad he did.

The 16 year old girl running the apple cart was totally blind. She was softly crying, tears running down her cheeks in frustration, and at the same time helplessly groping for her spilled produce as the crowd swirled about her, no one stopping and no one to care for her plight.

The salesman knelt on the floor with her, gathered up the apples, put them back on the table and helped organize her display.

As he did this, he noticed that many of the apples had become battered and bruised; these he set aside in another basket.

When he had finished, he pulled out his wallet and said to the girl, "Here, please take this $40 for the damage we did. Are you okay?"

She nodded through her tears.
He continued on with, "I hope we didn't spoil your day too badly."

As the salesman started to walk away, the bewildered blind girl called out to him, "Mister....."
He paused and turned to look back into those blind eyes.
She continued, "Are you Jesus?"

He stopped in mid-stride, and he wondered. Then slowly he made his way to catch the later flight with that question burning and bouncing about in his soul: "Are you Jesus?"




-End-

Found it really touching. Bout the girl and all.
"Are you Jesus?" Man. That really feels.



I have to change seat. So says SethTan.

"Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind."
(That part of Lilo and Stich, !!! I almost cried.)

Me and Sirin kept repeating that SethTan.

Me and Sirin and Cara and Angel are family.
I DONT GET LEFT BEHIND, DAMMIT.

I am now writing a letter to SethTan hoping he might
change his mind.

Its now my only choice.
Just lost a checkers game with Heng. Lost badly.
The computer forced me to run when i wanted to die.




Dear MrTan,
I hope that you will consider letting me remain at my current seat.
As Stich always says, "Ohana is family. Family means no one gets left
behind. If you make me change my seat, i will be away from my family.
(Cara, Sirin, Angel).

Without them, lessons have no meaning. I will be bored to death.
No Cara to help me concentrate.
No Sirin to lift my mood with Blink and FRIENDS and monkeys.
No Angel to be MY ANGEL.

I can, write down the reasons why i should remain where i am.

For one thing, they are my family, if you havent already figured.
We also will restrain from talking too much in class. I know we
havent been doing that very much. However, if you grant me this
, i will try my hardest to stop angering my teachers.

As such, we are doing all our projects together, and it would be
very inconvienent to discuss them, sitting so far apart.

I REALLY will be VERYVERYVERY sad if you split us up.

Please please please please please consider.

Thanks.



BACKSTREET GUY
BET HER MAMA NEVER TOLD HER WHY
I was so honered to be number 2
on Sirin's list, and number 4 of Angel's.

So. To potray my gratefulness,
i shall complete this.


Name 20 people that you can think of now.
1) Cara
2) Sirin
3) Angel
4) Cheng Mei
5) Deebs
6) Eudea
7) Nao
8) MattLeBlanc
9) Heng
10) Wei
11) Jeannette
12) Kelly
13) Jean
14) Crystal
15) Jeryl
16) Matthew Perry
17) Calliou
18) Barney
19) Rebecca
20) Marcus

Questions:
How did I meet 14? From track.

What would you do if you never met 1? Considering i never met her, I would just, go on with life.

What would you do if 9 and 20 dated? I think their sexual intrests are in girls. At least, i hope.

Have you ever liked 19? Nope. Not ever.

Will 6 and 17 make a good couple? NO! I wanted Calliou! NOOO!

Describe 3. My angel DARHLIN.

Tell me about 7. Shes a girl.

Do you know anything about 12's family? Yeah.

What is 8's fave? Hes MY fave.

If 18 confesses he/she like you? We'll both sing the Barney song together.

What language does 15 speak? English.

Who is 9 going out with? Eudea? Nah. I'll go ask him.

how old is 16 now? Ask Sirin.

Who is 2 fave singer? Tom.Tom.Tom.Tom.Tom. YAY SIRIN.

Would you ever date 4? Nope. Im straight.

Would you ever date 7? Im SERIOUSLY straight

Is 15 single? Nope. I think.

What is 10's last name? Jie?

Would you ever be in a serous relationship with 11? No.

What school does 3 go? Same school as me.

What is your fave things about 5? Oofs.

Finally now the five people who you want to do this.
Whatever.


KaiiwaiiCrap is sick.
Heng is high cause its his birthday Tommorow.

Its 6 years from M18 movies, so he says.

Me and Sirin RODE to her house,
which, is in Thomson.

Rode, means on a bike.

Then we saw the monkeys on the way.

THE monkeys.

I screamed
Sirin sreamed
I sreamed
Sirin screamed

Then we screamed and screamed
and SCREAMED and screamed.

Then we managed, thanks to my devious mind,
to get past the butt scratching monkeys.

Argh. Enough about that.

DIDN’T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART
BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Friends.

They say, true friends must go through
HARDSHIPS
BONDING
SADNESS

Man. Me and Cara never did.
Unless, starvation and laughing counts.

So.
I figured we need some hardships.

Oh yes. Sirin and Angel.
Im happy to say you have to join in.

World Cup.
I really wanted Argentina to win.
It would be a change from all the
high and mighty countries.

France. Italy.
Lifestyle says Italy will win.

"We love you Zidane. You're 100% inspiration
But Frace relys too much on inspiration.
FRANCE WILL LOSE."

Whatever.
C'mon France, PROVE THEM WRONG.


SAY IT AINT SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
CARRY ME HOME.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Missy Cara said i was jealous cause her cousins
were over.

HA.

Whos jealous of HER??

Acually, me.

Her cousins are over and DOESNT CARE.
My cousins are big. And small.

The youngest cousin older than me is Sec 5.
The oldest cousin younger than me is 6.

Cara, on the other hand,

has Yu han, Ting Wei, Kevin, Dao Yong,
Christopher ectect.

All of them are near her age.


EVIL STAR
POWER OF FIVE- TWO

I wanttt it. VERYVERYVERY badly.
Out in spring, 2006. They say.

SO WHERE ISIT?

Singapore sucks. We get books and shows LAST.

High School Musical in other countries was
LONGLONG ago.

I WANT MATT.F NOW.

Please lend it to me if you happen to have it.


IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY. NO,
SHE DOESNT KNOW WHATS SHES MISSING.
I was going to write a Will.
As in like, Last Will and Testament.

But i decided no one would want my stuff.

I figured that my stuff would bring people discomfort.

HEY! I thought.

Then i set about writing my Will.

Last Will and Testament By me.

If my Bestfriend, Cara Liam survives me,
I give her all my homework to do.
(on second thoughts, i dont trust her. Whatever.)

My money, i bequeth to my parents.

My Mp3, i give to my sister.
(She cant get her ipod that way)

My spoilt Mp3, i throw away.

My handphone, i give to Sirin.T to help me
CLEAR ALL SMSES and then throw away.

AHHECK. The rest i give to charity.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Luo wants Monkey king?
FINE.

I give you MONKEY KING.

Monkey king.

Monk- Look at that poor old lady
Monkey King- Its a demon
Monk- Shut up.
Monkey King- But it is.
Monk- Whatever
Monkey king- NO!!!
Monk- You very noisy.
Monkey king- (shoots demon)
Monk- You shot the poor old lady.
Monkey king- I did not shoot the poor old lady.
Monk- Shut up.

Monk- Look at the small boy. He is sad.
Monkey king- Its a demon.
Monk- Shut up.
Monkey king- Do you want to die?
Monk- (walks toward boy)
Monkey king- WAHHLIAO. (shoots boy)

Monk- I am angry.
Monkey king- I know.
Monk- AHHHMEETOOFUU.
Monkey king- My head! You JERK.

(Process repeated with other pathetic character)

Monk- I banish you le. Never come back you lousy crap.
Monkey-Whatever.

Just translate to chinese and WAHHLA!

My group will be so proud of me.
Late night, come home,
Work sucks, i know,
She left me roses by the stairs.
Suprises let me know she cares.

Neoprints are MONEY WASTING.

I wish they were never created.
EVER.

THEY SUCK MY MONEY OUT. DAMMMIT.


THIS AINT A SONG FOR THE BROKENHEARTED.

ITS MY LIFEEE.

I need money.
Money money money.

High School Musical.
Zak Efron.

Comments.
-Zak Efron is so hot he is so amazingly hot.
-Zak Efron is the finest and sexiest blahblah
-Zak is so sexy
-Blahblah is pretty hot but i like Zak WAYWAY better.
-Zak Efron HOTTY. Without his shirt on blahblah

Hes okay. In the okay way.
Dont see the deal though.

Whatever.

POP PRINCESS HOLD MY HAND.
FREAK ME OUT.
TURN ME INSIDE OUT.







There are two types of people in this world.
Those who like me.
Those who dont know me.

Note: There may be a small portion that do not like me.
YOU LOOK LIKE THAT MONKEY CRAP.

After i saw that picture, it made me think.

How many people acually LOOK like that?

AND.

Is IT a human?
Is IT a Male?
OR

Is it a FEMALE???


OR.

Issit a alien trying hard to look like a mokeyish human?
Then i

went down on my knees

And "i thank god for life, and not making me look like
Monkey crap."



PWLLMCDF.
( People Who Look Like Monkey Crap Donation Fund)


Went to Cine with Kel. Was cool.

Will post when i feel like.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

The 10 things about my blog.

1. No tag board
2. No links
3. Crap
4. Stuff
5. Its mine.
6. ALL mine.
7. MINE
8. Its a blog.
9. I dont care what i think of it.
10. ----------------

I figured since im really nice, i shant crap about people.

I shall crap about myself.
Not like anyone WANTS me to crap about them.

Thing is, im sick of orange bowl....
And im going out with KELLY.

We are going out on a DATE.


I LOVE FRIENDS.
(Deflatabox-3)+3. Its our group name.

Minus her band, plus us.

Originated from Sirin.T's band.

More about Sirin.
Sirin is a 100% Blink fan. She loves Blink.
She loves Mark. She loves Tom. She loves Travis.
She loves Blink 182. She likes to jump on unassuming me.

She loves FRIENDS. I love FRIENDS. Yesss!

Oh. I watched the Animal Kidding show.

OMG. Its really cute.

These weird guy keeps being, weird.

Like.

Guy- If you had a baby bear, what would you call it?
Little girl- Bearie
Guy- Why?
Little girl- Bearie likes berries.
Guy- Berrieberrie?
Little girl- Nono. I mean BEARS eat berries.

Guy- Matt. If you had a baby bear, what would you call it?
Matt- Stupid (immediate answer)
Guy-Why?
Matt- Bears are stupid.
Guy- Why?
Matt- THEY ARE STUPID
Guy- Why?
Matt- When i watched TV, bears do stupid things.

MAN. I love him.

Acually. Its kinda boring. But. The little kids are great.

There was this little girl. Trying to make a goat sleep.

She was like

Girl- why cant you go to sleep?
Goat- The guy keeps couting me. He goes, 1,1,1,1....
Girl- 1?
Goat- Theres only one goat.
Girl- I know. Before you go to sleep,
Goat- Yeah?
Girl- NO DRINKING WATER or cookies. Or you'll pee in bed.
Ectectect... Blahblahblah.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Know Pan Wei Bo with longated face?

Hes kinda nice. Yknow? In the guyish nice way.

Name's Adrian Mole. Woops. Adrain Wong.

Like, he gave us small little papers to ask him questions.


Me- What happens when you get angry?

Cara- You look like Pan Wei Bo from very very very very
very very VERY far away.

WHOO. Couldnt believe he read it out.

He was like

"This is more of a comment. You look like Pan Wei Bo from
very very very very very very very VERY far away. Haha.
Everyone looks like him from far away."


???.

Went to Mt E again. To get the stupid pacts out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WU2vx0Qc6g
Man. FRIENDS SPECIAL THEME SONG. Its cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6GXzcTwOoA
Byebye Friends.

Bye. XOXOXO

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOKjM8_PnPw
Why is it banned in UK? Cause it showed Jen's midriff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfiu-WN--Zg
" It promotes a healthy image." EMMA LAUGHS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j9t1qx8p6k
FRIENDS VIDEO.

MOM IS SO SO ANGRY.


???

GOTTA GO. SHE"LL BE BACK.
FRIENDS//

David Schwimmer (Ross Geller)

Courteney Cox (Monica Geller)

Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing)

Matt LeBlanc (JOEY TRIBBIANI)

Lisa Kudrow (PHOEBE BUFFAY)

Jenifer Aniston (Rachel Green)


Its ended, already. THE TEN YEAR COMEDY.

I LOVE JOEY. MATT.

" Its ALL a moo point. A cow's opinion. Doesn't matter.
Its MOO."

" Im Chandler. Could i BE wearing anymore clothes?"




Anyway.

Artemis Fowl and MATT Freeman.

So, I figured,

MATT ROCKS.


Son- Matt.

AND.

Fowl ( Eoin Colfer) and Freeman (Anthony Horwitz)

Boths Fs.

I love them.

I love reading about smart guys who like, keep trying to die.

Since, I LOVE PHOEBE, (Not in the gay way)

Daughter- Feebee.

Hey. I may change my mind.







THIS IS FOR SIRIN.

ALL THE SMALL THINGS. IT ROCKS.

BLINK 182.